Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Sis, google 'Fresh Prince of Bel Air'. Or better yet, watch the DVD's of the first season :D
 
bro muezzin ur sig is outrageous
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violation of some idiotic human rights.sis you are under arrest.

*arrests fenix-angel*

My problem women.No actually not mine but others but whatever happened to them might happen to me.a guy has to give his seat in a bus to a woman coz for what she is....A WOMAN!
what do you think we should do?open some Men's rights watchgroup?
 
Abrar said:
violation of some idiotic human rights.sis you are under arrest.

*arrests fenix-angel*

My problem women.No actually not mine but others but whatever happened to them might happen to me.a guy has to give his seat in a bus to a woman coz for what she is....A WOMAN!
what do you think we should do?open some Men's rights watchgroup?
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Nah, just do the Carlton dance.
 
Abrar said:
violation of some idiotic human rights.sis you are under arrest.

*arrests fenix-angel*

My problem women.No actually not mine but others but whatever happened to them might happen to me.a guy has to give his seat in a bus to a woman coz for what she is....A WOMAN!
what do you think we should do?open some Men's rights watchgroup?
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get lost.
 
*switches on his lightsaber(real,hahaha)*

how dare you.....do you who I am?I am King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz's right hand man and deputy commander of Fatwa Corps!
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Me said:
a guy has to give his seat in a bus to a woman coz for what she is....A WOMAN!
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this is a true story and the guy was some average Joe Ali.
 
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Abrar said:
*switches on his lightsaber(real,hahaha)*

how dare you.....do you who I am?I am King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz's right hand man and deputy commander of Fatwa Corps!
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salaam
carry on dreaming...
wassalaam
 
My problem women.No actually not mine but others but whatever happened to them might happen to me.a guy has to give his seat in a bus to a woman coz for what she is....A WOMAN!
what do you think we should do?open some Men's rights watchgroup?
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Damn, Rosa Parks passed away last month, so I can't really call her up for advice. Anywho Abrar I thought you said Bangladesh is a hell hole, why you letting girls take adavantage of you:p
 
*charisma* said:
Assalamu Alaikum

I need a reaaaaaaaaaaally gud prank, ok forget gud it has to be excellent, top of the line, great..u get the idea.

and it has to be something thats easy and legal and will defo work
and it has to be bro protected.
and erm.......... well we'll see what ya got up ur sleeves.
oh yea and the victim is a male, approx 5'9" 14 yrs of age and of relation to me...so it has to be gud! actually make it so i can use it on two victims my cuzzy is in need of a lesson as well ;)

i understand under legal standards u will not be blamed for any of this...unless it backfires ;D

fi aman Allah
w'salaam
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:sl:

besides anything else u do put a stink bomb in his room . tested by me and was totally successful- BUT lol dont put on carpet as it turns into liquid (depending on bomb) oh and ummm tested it on uncle who 30something and as revenge :peace:
 
salaam
i need your help .
first i think im being ignored by a number of ppl.
the second problem is kids. they just wont get off the computer at home no matter how much i shout, ask, bribe or beg. and all they do is play rugrats mystery adventure, jojo in numberland or some other naff game. the mums wont help coz acording to them the kids are at least busy. in other words not tearing around the house.
any suggstions?
wassalaam
 
I have a problem.
My brothers' wedding this weekend, what would do for a wedding gift? And it has to be two gifts for two brothers. There's 2 of 'em getting married.
 
Ladies, ladies, ladies please one at a time (yep that shows that I sure as hell aint gonna marry more than one girl!)
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first i think im being ignored by a number of ppl.
the second problem is kids.
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Well ignorance aint my field, i'll let Muezzin answer that - he's been ignored his whole life :p. Kids yep right pain, Muezzin will help you with that too, he has many siblings in his household - and he can tell you a life time of stories about his experiences/shinanigans with them :p
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My brothers' wedding this weekend, what would do for a wedding gift? And it has to be two gifts for two brothers. There's 2 of 'em getting married.
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Weddings hey, something I don't go to either, Muezzin will help you. Did you know he has the record of finishing 8 plates of biryani at a Pakistani wedding in the whole of the Midlands? :p

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what do u do if ppl are spreadin lies bout u?
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Spreading lies hey - My specialty! Oh but your a victim crap, ummmmm HAHA (Nelson Muntz). Nah kiddin', don't let the liar win, don't show any effects of these lies, stand tall, chin up, as one great leader said:
"we shall defend our Island, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender"
 
i want to give my friends presents....but they are all sooooooooooooo fussy.......i have searched and searched for the perfect gift but have found none..............















Any idea where i can get delicious apples from...mind they have to be juicy and bruise free and perfect or the complaining and fussing will start before i even hand them out....so what do the experts have to say??? :giggling: :giggling: ;)
 
i want to give my friends presents....but they are all sooooooooooooo fussy.......i have searched and searched for the perfect gift but have found none..............
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I don't do Christmas - Muezzin does though :p
Any idea where i can get delicious apples from
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Try this place
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uhum!!!!!!Bakhrah eid????Ring a bell!!!!I only buy diet coke from Harrods food hall.....!!!!!
 
aisha said:
first i think im being ignored by a number of ppl.
the second problem is kids.
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For the first problem - shout your lungs out.

For the second problem - don't have 'em then.

I'm joking.

they just wont get off the computer at home no matter how much i shout, ask, bribe or beg. and all they do is play rugrats mystery adventure, jojo in numberland or some other naff game. the mums wont help coz acording to them the kids are at least busy. in other words not tearing around the house.
any suggstions?
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Invite some more toddlers round the house. Dozens, in fact. Say the kids wanted them round. We'll see who likes being kept busy.

Savdah said:
My brothers' wedding this weekend, what would do for a wedding gift? And it has to be two gifts for two brothers. There's 2 of 'em getting married.
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I know for the bride you're supposed to get something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue. So why can't that apply to grooms too? What you do is, borrow one of these from someone:

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It'll already be borrowed. It's old. If it's given an overhaul, it's new. And... it's blue. No need to get two, they can just take turns.
 

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