Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Periwinkle18]

what should one do if ur really tired n ur eyes r closing buh u dun wanna go to sleep cuz ur friend who lives abroad comes online on fb n u want so wanna talk to ur friend??

 

[~ Sabr ~]

How does one get their sleep when Isha is at 10pm and Fajr is at 3am?

 

[Galaxy]

How does one get their sleep when Isha is at 10pm and Fajr is at 3am?

That's how it's like where I live during the summer-- Isha comes late at night and the latest time you can catch Fajr is 5:00. I had no idea how I survived 4-5 hours of sleep last summer.hew

 

[Periwinkle18]

hmm i usuallly sleep at around 12 or 1 am n wake up if i leave my witr then i wake up a 4 am otherwise fajr time which is 5 something am in the summers

hmm i guess im kinda used to sleeping late n waking up early cuz wen i used to b in skool i used to study at nite..

 

[Muezzin]

wht if theres no one nxt??

I eat a chip.

what should one do if ur really tired n ur eyes r closing buh u dun wanna go to sleep cuz ur friend who lives abroad comes online on fb n u want so wanna talk to ur friend??

Close your eyes and type. It's known as Sleep Talking.

How does one get their sleep when Isha is at 10pm and Fajr is at 3am?

You could sleep between Isha and Fajr, wake up for Fajr, then go back to sleep until 6am or 7am or whenever your alarm clock becomes unbearable psychological torture of the self-inflicted variety.

That's how it's like where I live during the summer-- Isha comes late at night and the latest time you can catch Fajr is 5:00. I had no idea how I survived 4-5 hours of sleep last summer.hew

I know where you slept last summer.

Actually, I don't, I just felt like saying that.

hmm i usuallly sleep at around 12 or 1 am n wake up if i leave my witr then i wake up a 4 am otherwise fajr time which is 5 something am in the summers

Interesting.

hmm i guess im kinda used to sleeping late n waking up early cuz wen i used to b in skool i used to study at nite..

Very interesting.

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[Qurratul Ayn]

Where's Brother minaz??? Haven't seen him posting for a while... Unless he left when I was inactive on the forum ^o)

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

LOL is this thread still alive.



eeeeh muezzin, whys it so hard for a man to learn how to cook :heated:

 

[Muezzin]

Where's Brother minaz??? Haven't seen him posting for a while... Unless he left when I was inactive on the forum ^o)

Nobody knows the answer to this question, just as nobody knows what fire is made of.

Except for anyone with a basic understanding of particle physics, but hey, point stands.

LOL is this thread still alive.

I suck at these meme things.

eeeeh muezzin,

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.

Magic, magic E.

Magic, magic E.

Slim becomes Slime with me.

Strip becomes Stripe with me.

Pip becomes Pipe with me.

Magic, magic E.

Magic, magic E.

whys it so hard for a man to learn how to cook

The best chefs in the world are men, you know.

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[Qurratul Ayn]

Well, that clears it up all up. Yep, sure does.

*Note to self, don't ask silly questions, leave well be

Lol

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

The best chefs in the world are men, you know.

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you tryna say I aint a man coz im struggling to cook, CAN YOU COOK? EH? EEEH?

 

[Muezzin]

Well, that clears it up all up. Yep, sure does.

*Note to self, don't ask silly questions, leave well be

Lol

There are no silly questions, only silly answers.

Yes.

Move along.

you tryna say I aint a man coz im struggling to cook, CAN YOU COOK? EH? EEEH?

If by cook you mean fry an egg, make cheese on toast and open a pot of yoghurt, then yes, yes I can.

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[Qurratul Ayn]

:haha:

That's all

 

[Asiyah3]

Does a person's body become cold after they die? Afterall, it's the body (at least the cardiovascular system and metabolism) that keeps the body warm.

 

[Muezzin]

:haha:

That's all

You remind me of my doctor.

Does a person's body become cold after they die? Afterall, it's the body (at least the cardiovascular system and metabolism) that keeps the body warm.

Of course it does.

The real question is, does a person's cold become a body?

Can you imagine what life would be like if that happened? It would bring a whole new meaning to the term 'head cold'.

Plus, sneezes would be insane.

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[Periwinkle18]

Wht should one do if their 3 yr old student bullies another Kid in class everyday?

 

[Muezzin]

Wht should one do if their 3 yr old student bullies another Kid in class everyday?

Well, the law requires me to answer that you should sit the tiny bully down and tell him it is very wrong, and if the problem persists, his parents should be informed.

But really, you should just eat his toys.

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[Ali_008]

How do you fight procrastination and lack of sleep? Understandably, even sleep in this case is being procrastinated...

 

[Periwinkle18]

Where is muezzin??

 

[MBH101287]

Never have I ever sat down and read an entire thread that was this long on any site, this one was full of laughs that I needed.
Peace be with you.

 

[Iceee]

If someone needs a laugh, start reading this thread from the beginning. :awesome:

Inshallah everyone who replied to thread is doing well.