Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Ah, the rain solved the problem. Just goes to show you can always count on Allah (SWT) :D

And by 'you' I also mean 'me and Minaz', on the off-chance that our advice doesn't work :p

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lol

ive 1 problem. i got exam in 5 days but i only revised a small bit. what shall i do.
 
salaamz
jazakallah bro.....got a sensible answer lol....thnx loadz :)
take care
w/salaamz
 
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I have a bit of a problem here.

I am taking an Advanced math class and I don't need the credit for graduation but my guidance counselor at school says that it is a good reinforcement for SAT's and ACT's. In other words I don't want to take the class.


what should I do?


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I also have a problem.... There are only 4 days left for my Eid vacation and I have 7 finals to study for... Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?
 
I have a bit of a problem here.
I am taking an Advanced math class and I don't need the credit for graduation but my guidance counselor at school says that it is a good reinforcement for SAT's and ACT's. In other words I don't want to take the class.
what should I do?
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Drop it, and if your "guidance conselor" don't like it take him/her to see this friend of mine
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I also have a problem.... There are only 4 days left for my Eid vacation and I have 7 finals to study for... Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?
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This is what you do:
1)Book a flight to Turkey for 3 days
2)Buy lots of cheap Turkish delight on the second day- get your tickets money worth init!
3) on the third day act like you have a cold
4) your parents will think you have bird flu, you get the days off school and ask your parents for a nano as you are on your deathbed.
See it's like killing 2 birds with one stone, or in your case my lil chicken friends :p
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Plus, I need to convince my parents to buy me a nano... What do I do?
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Threaten to join Al-Qaeda. That'll convince them :)

This is if the bird-flu deal falls through.

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i have math 3 hours a day and its very boring, like i know all of it. i need a survival kit/guide!

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Recommend this as the official textbook for your class:

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That oughta brighten things up.
 
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i have math 3 hours a day and its very boring, like i know all of it. i need a survival kit/guide!
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Yes i've answered this question to some geezer before, and my advice turned him out juuuuust right :)
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minaz said:
Where is our cheque? :p
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salaam,
just read some of the stuff on here and it is really class! ;D

erm ive got a question, ive got work experience coming up and im kinda worried about the interview. im inshAllah going to work as a teacher. :)

what kind of tips can you give? lol and dont worry its not major but i just want to see what you guys can come up with. ;D

wassalam
 
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nazia said:
salaam,
just read some of the stuff on here and it is really class! ;D

erm ive got a question, ive got work experience coming up and im kinda worried about the interview. im inshAllah going to work as a teacher. :)

what kind of tips can you give? lol and dont worry its not major but i just want to see what you guys can come up with. ;D

wassalam
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Put a hand on your knee and leave it there. Don't tap your foot or shake. Stay cool and calm. Try and think of likely questions they might ask you such as 'Why do you want to go into teaching', and rehearse satisfactory answers with friends/relatives.

And above all, keep smiling. :)

Sonz, if *shamz*'s solution does not work, ask these guys to help you out with their magic phone booth:

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Be excellent to each other and party on dudes!

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