Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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i cant stop laughin at the fact that people are actually postin serious questions LOL! Cyber counselling may help :p

neway my personal problem::::::::::::

My nephew recently has adapted a habit of slapping me around jus when ive fallen asleep causing me to suffer from insomnia

What should i do?
 
salaam,

Pr4sE said:
lol "being fed milk" aint that suppose to stop by the age of 2 :okay:
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erm lol that may have come out wrong! :okay: :offended: erm you know...she pours me milk into a massive glass and watches me finish it!!!:heated: wallahi thats what i meant!!! :happy:

why does pr4se think am a sheikh?
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bro MST thats a good thing innit! :happy: :brother:

I wna bunk mafs lessonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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aw man so do i sis!!! ;D but maths will come in handy...especially when youre shopping and you get short changed!!! ;D

wassalam
 
Pagal Kuri said:
Nt if u dnt understand nefing :heated: :rollseyes
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salaam,

aw sis who does!? :? lol maths is sometimes really hard, and wallahi i just look out at the window most of the time :giggling: (before i got moved for doing that) :offended:

but just try your best inshAllah! :happy:

wassalam
 
sapphire said:
i have a problem........im being stalked ! (no minaz its not tht same person as b4) !!!!!they dnt get the msg to leave me aloneeeeeeeee :'( how do i get rid of them in wrds tht they understand they seem not to understand !!!!!!!! :mad:
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Then tell the police.

anddd i hateeeee my schoooooooooool !!!!!!!!!!! its been two months since i have been but how do i be patient with them while im sick at home ????????? feel like blowinggggggg !!!!!!!!!! :mad:
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Then blow :p

helena said:
got a prob again....... i don't understand when i post islamic staff on this site, sum view it without commenting it! or it turns out to be a similar thread that has been created already, or give sumone else the credit! Or check it before posting a thread..... do i have time........ just wana post it, as some new members can enjoy it!

Funny islamic thread thread that i post, everybodies commenting it or viewing it alhamdulilah, y not others?

Don't know, am sure sumone can help me!!!!!!
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Because as a general rule, people are stupid and only comment on silly things.

Mu'MiNaH~ said:
Weirdos keep adding me on msn... what should I do?
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Block them?

Pr4sE said:
i cant stop laughin at the fact that people are actually postin serious questions LOL! Cyber counselling may help
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One would think so. :p

neway my personal problem::::::::::::

My nephew recently has adapted a habit of slapping me around jus when ive fallen asleep causing me to suffer from insomnia

What should i do?
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Knock him out. Then you'll both get a good night's rest.

metsudaistwice said:
salam
why does pr4se think am a sheikh?
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Because of your avatar, perhaps.

Pagal Kuri said:
I wna bunk mafs lessonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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Then just... don't go. You probably don't need to ask for help with this :p If you don't understand the subject, talk to your teacher.

If that doesn't help, eat your textbook.

Next!
 
some1 has recently advised me to knock out my own nephew, should i follow this advise? ;D
 
Muezzin said:
Has someone also provided you with a dictionary? :p
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haha lol. ok:

is it rude to tell some1 "no, i jus dont wanna go lunch wiv u", knowin dey gnna gt hurt but u do it coz u kno u gotta!

lol i kno dis one sounds serious :okay:
 
Pr4sE said:
haha lol. ok:

is it rude to tell some1 "no, i jus dont wanna go lunch wiv u", knowin dey gnna gt hurt but u do it coz u kno u gotta!

lol i kno dis one sounds serious :okay:
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You should have said, 'No, of course I'll marry you!' :p
 
Pr4sE said:
I DIDNT SAY ITS A GIRL LOL! STOP ASSUMING THINGS :okay: ;D

AND dont even imply im homo :p :p lol ;D
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Perish the thought.

I save those implications for Minaz :p

Care to run the problem by me again? And if possible in the Queen's English as opposed to text speak, since the latter gives me a headache and makes me even less intelligent than I already am.
 
Theres a dear person in the premises where i work who quite recently has been asking me to go to lunch with but i find it unnacceptable to attend these gatherings. Yet i cannot find the right way to let the poor person know.

toodaloo......

;D
 

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