Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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I think there are medicines and stuff for that now.

But the funnier option would be to tape her nostrils closed.

That's also pretty dangerous, so don't come crying to me if that action results in hospitalisation. :p

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mashaallah said:
lolz;D
cant get one
another advice plz?
wasalaam
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Erm... Spend a lot of time learning about Islam, reading many different scholars' views, painstakingly researching the Quran and Sunnah as well as the latest developments in medicinal, biological, astro-physical and geological science, and doing all of this with a sharp dress sense and a pleasant smile.

Though, personally, I'd just up my Omega 3 intake. It's in fish you know. It really is brain food.

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bro do ya fink ppl are jealous of ur sense of humour??? ;D

w/salaam :) ;)
 
Muezzin chubby eh? ;D;D L O L

Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
 
Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P
 
minaz said:
Find a weakness in her and exploit it:d For example, if she's not the fastest runner, put her in a race with some of the faster kids, and when she looses (which she will) she will experience defeat and this will be a good long term solution for her learning.
I'M SUCH A MEANY AREN'T I :P
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Yes you are a big bad meany.

I do not do races with my kids.. i do Qur'an and Hadeeth and arabic writing. Shes good at everything. Plus she considers me one of her "bestest" friends. AAAAh being a teacher stresses you out. I guess i'm just too kind ;)
 
Ok.....This was a descriprion of me when I used to be good at reading.

Once my teacher gave me such a hard book (this is wen I was 8) which not even grown ppl wud understand...

So...Solution: Give her something that is waaaaaayy out of her league...
 
Nawal89 said:
Muezzin chubby eh? ;D;D L O L

Anyways. I teach madrassah on Sundays..The middle aged group..9 and 10 year olds. My students are all very smart, but then theres this one girl who passes them all. And sheeee...well she likes to show off and diss the other girls when they make mistakes. But even though she's like that, She's really really sweet...And they all love her..But she's mean to them..But she likes everyone too..I've tried talking to her privately, and even telling her to hush in class in front of everyone when she starts her show-off talks..but it doesnt work? How do i get her to stop being mean to her classmates?
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why dont you get her to give you a hand teaching...or would that make her head explode even further...maybe she just needs that kind of responsibility to give her better understanding....
 
oooh reminds me of my self........but wat i did was baad ! but it wrked.......gave them an exam....n failed 'the big headed one'........:-[ baaaaaaad of me may Allah forgive me.........
 
I gave my students an exam the other day. She came out top. Again. Hmm..maybe i should ignore her for a while.
 

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