Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Salam,

i wana go asleep!!!!!!!!! am tooooooooooo lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :p

W.salam
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
[BANANA]i dunno wat 2 do 4 my assignmnts...... i havent a clue n they due in day after tomorrow and i have threee....... darn it im screwed! wat shall i dooooooooooooooooo[/BANANA]
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Ask your friends, ask your teachers, and pray like heck.

islamgyal said:
Salam,

i wana go asleep!!!!!!!!! am tooooooooooo lazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

W.salam
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You're too lazy to go to sleep? What's wrong with you? :p

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In my proffessional opinion, you are a bit strange.
But strange is good, in small doses.
 
minaz said:
In my proffessional opinion, you are a bit strange.
But strange is good, in small doses.
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*gives big W sign* erm yeh so listen can i sue Channel 4 for traumatising me with one of their ads for T4? its the monkey one...sorry but they dont look like normal monkeys and that ad pops up when you least expect it!!
 
I have a problem..actually all the girls at the masjid do.

Theres something wrong with these old muslim men here. I mean they're not that old like around their 40's or so.

They love to stare us down!!! Its disgusting. This one old man in a turban with a red beard was staring at my sister for sooo long, and when she turned to glare at him, he didnt even turn away. He just continued staring!

They would stare at you right in your face, so usually i would turn away, but when i turn back they're still there. I can take it from non muslim men, But these men in thobes with turbans and WIVES....it's just too disgusting. I know their wives too! The other day i was about to throw a stone at one but i thought...better not get in trouble..i was at the masjid.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat can i do next time they start staring me up again? I told my dad and my friend also told her dad and i think he talked to them, but they STILL stare and stare and stare! :grumbling:
 
Hatshepsut said:
*gives big W sign* erm yeh so listen can i sue Channel 4 for traumatising me with one of their ads for T4? its the monkey one...sorry but they dont look like normal monkeys and that ad pops up when you least expect it!!
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I have no idea what the heck you're talking about.

Iqram said:
I have rectified my mistake.......How do I get my warn removed?
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Box of Quality Street + My house

Nawal89 said:
I have a problem..actually all the girls at the masjid do.

Theres something wrong with these old muslim men here. I mean they're not that old like around their 40's or so.

They love to stare us down!!! Its disgusting. This one old man in a turban with a red beard was staring at my sister for sooo long, and when she turned to glare at him, he didnt even turn away. He just continued staring!

They would stare at you right in your face, so usually i would turn away, but when i turn back they're still there. I can take it from non muslim men, But these men in thobes with turbans and WIVES....it's just too disgusting. I know their wives too! The other day i was about to throw a stone at one but i thought...better not get in trouble..i was at the masjid.

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaat can i do next time they start staring me up again? I told my dad and my friend also told her dad and i think he talked to them, but they STILL stare and stare and stare! :
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You say you know some of their wives. Have you tried telling them? Sure it's blunt as heck, but a woman's gonna give a guy hell if he's staring at little girls.

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[banana]chek Ya Rep Darl^ ;-)[/banana]

HOW DO I STOP LISTENIN TO MY MUSIC, IM BAK IN2 IT

AND WAT DO I TELL MY MUMMY N DADDY WEN I FAIL THIS YEAR

[MOUSE]AND CAN ANY1 HELP ME WID MY ASSIGNMNTS I THINK IM GNA CRRYYYYYYY:heated: [/MOUSE]
 
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i think this cats been starin at me while i been sleepin thruout the last week. Coz everytime i wake up i hear the cat make those freeky noises and then it jus STARES at me like this : :uuh:
 
Muezzin said:
You say you know some of their wives. Have you tried telling them? Sure it's blunt as heck, but a woman's gonna give a guy hell if he's staring at little girls.
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Maybe i will tell his wife next time i see her. But i think she knows. She's a bit crazy in the head like him too. I would love to hear if she smacked him with the frying pan though.

Oh and bro Muezzin, i'm not a little girl. :rollseyes
 
I've been studdying for the past hour...and all I have covered is 50 pages of science...:(
What should I do to finish 150 pages in another 2 hours cos I need to make time for maths again....
 
Salam,

well... now this is the second time am posting this WHY DO PPL STARE AT ME WHEN I WEAR ASIAN CLOTHES!!!!!!!?????

W.salam
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
[banana]chek Ya Rep Darl^ ;-)[/banana]

HOW DO I STOP LISTENIN TO MY MUSIC, IM BAK IN2 IT
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Turn it off.

AND WAT DO I TELL MY MUMMY N DADDY WEN I FAIL THIS YEAR
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The same thing you told them last year.

:p

Joke!

[MOUSE]AND CAN ANY1 HELP ME WID MY ASSIGNMNTS I THINK IM GNA CRRYYYYYYY:heated: [/MOUSE]
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What the heck do you study anyway?

Abd'Majid said:
i think this cats been starin at me while i been sleepin thruout the last week. Coz everytime i wake up i hear the cat make those freeky noises and then it jus STARES at me like this
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It obviously loves you.

Or it wants to kill you.

Nawal89 said:
Maybe i will tell his wife next time i see her. But i think she knows. She's a bit crazy in the head like him too. I would love to hear if she smacked him with the frying pan though.
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It's all good.

Oh and bro Muezzin, i'm not a little girl.
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I bet your parent or guardian would say otherwise :p

Iqram said:
I've been studdying for the past hour...and all I have covered is 50 pages of science...
What should I do to finish 150 pages in another 2 hours cos I need to make time for maths again...
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Erm... Get a time machine?

Or alternatively, try to set your goals differently. Instead of saying 'I'm going to do 150 pages in three hours', say, 'I'm going to do Osmosis for one hour, then I'm going to do quadratics'... try and split it into topics rather than pages. It's easier to see if you're accomplishing your goals that way, and you won't go completely insane struggling with time management :)

islamgyal said:
Salam,

well... now this is the second time am posting this WHY DO PPL STARE AT ME WHEN I WEAR ASIAN CLOTHES!!!!!!!?????

W.salam
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People are idiots. It's not like Asian people have a monopoly on shalwar kameez modelling.

Emir Aziz said:
how the hell do I reduce my "warnings"?
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Mail order bride + Minaz's street address

Aalimah said:
How can I take my warnings off coz am being a gud girl now
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See above.

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