Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Sarah999 said:
I would dare you but i doublt you'd have the guts:happy:
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Be careful what you wish for.

Thread closed.

...But seriously, from now on, we will be tough on freeposting. The way this thread works is by asking either Minaz or myself for some advice, and we shall provide it in a tongue-in-cheek manner. Anything not conforming to that simple format (including chatting with and/or disrespecting other members) will be deleted. This thread is not a platform for freeposting or idle chit-chat. Now any off-topic posts will be deleted and warnings issued.

That sounds harsh, but it's necessary I'm afraid.
 
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Salaamz

thnx bro

anywayz...i got a problem!!!
ma mums cusin cumin 2 ma house 2mora....she gonna be askin 4 ma rishta i bet u!! lol...n i dont really wanna marry her son hus in pakistan lol
i was finkin of mekin a bad impression of maself...so she dont ask lol...but den i fort....no matta wat am lyk...shes still gonna ask...cus its England das at stake lol jokez......plus mum wont let me mek a bad impression.....i already been warned lol...anywayz....wat do i doooooooooooooo?? lol

w/salaamz :)
 
I KNEW IT!!! You can't bring yourself to close this thread.. ha ha

Back on topic: whats a perpendicualr bisector?!?!?
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
Salaamz

thnx bro

anywayz...i got a problem!!!
ma mums cusin cumin 2 ma house 2mora....she gonna be askin 4 ma rishta i bet u!! lol...n i dont really wanna marry her son hus in pakistan lol
i was finkin of mekin a bad impression of maself...so she dont ask lol...but den i fort....no matta wat am lyk...shes still gonna ask...cus its England das at stake lol jokez......plus mum wont let me mek a bad impression.....i already been warned lol...anywayz....wat do i doooooooooooooo?? lol

w/salaamz :)
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Have you discussed this with your mother? If what you're worried about is being married off against your will, surely you can voice your concerns to your parents. No need to make a bad impression - just tackle the problem head on.

Sarah999 said:
I KNEW IT!!! You can't bring yourself to close this thread.. ha ha
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I did close it briefly, actually.

Back on topic: whats a perpendicualr bisector?!?!?
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I love Google

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Muezzin why u such a hippy and deleting ma posts fo?? huh huh?? step away from the computer u tramp lol...Nah I swear i recall you saying sumin long de lines of
Hey, as long as you're not insulting my mother or posting off-topic, say what you want here.
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My post was about you, reffering to you so on-topic CHECK
Disn you ummi? Naaah CHECK
So please my ol' cod purchased from the local fishmongers specify why you deleted ma posts :) JazakAllah Khair Peace x
 
Salaam

Muezzin said:
Have you discussed this with your mother? If what you're worried about is being married off against your will, surely you can voice your concerns to your parents. No need to make a bad impression - just tackle the problem head on.
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well yeh bro...i told her i dont wanna marry frm back home...but still...she goes der gud ppl......i dont care!! lol i didnt say they were bad!! its jus i dont wanna marry sum1 frm der....i got nufin against dem tho!! am so confused!


I did close it briefly, actually.
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yeh jus 2 add.....he did close it, actually lol....*shock horror* jokez
 
^Well, you cannot be forced to marry this person. Make it clear to your parents (in a calm and polite way) that you do not wish to marry him, and why.

x Maz x said:
Muezzin why u such a hippy and deleting ma posts fo?? huh huh?? step away from the computer u tramp lol...Nah I swear i recall you saying sumin long de lines of

My post was about you, reffering to you so on-topic CHECK
Disn you ummi? Naaah CHECK
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Well, the rules have changed. This thread is getting out of control. I'm not blaming you.

So please my ol' cod purchased from the local fishmongers specify why you deleted ma posts :) JazakAllah Khair Peace x
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That would be telling.

Besides, another mod deleted them. The rules are now strict - only post to ask Minaz or myself a question, not to chat. I understand that members mean no harm if and when they do chat, but we must also bear in mind the essence of this thread is comic advice, not idle chat.

And that's about as much as I want to discuss this particular matter in this particular thread.

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Oh BarakAllah feeki fo clearin dat up ...God bless :)...Wa'AlaykumAsalaam I will swiftly retire from this thread, L8az x
 
whys this thread gettin so strict its no longer intesretin 2 browse thru no offence muezzin jus sayin how it is
 
SoldiereSS_1 said:
whys this thread gettin so strict its no longer intesretin 2 browse thru no offence muezzin jus sayin how it is
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Okay, I'll say this one more time:

The purpose of this thread is for Minaz and myself to give comical advice to members. It is not a platform for freeposting and chit-chat. With all due respect, that sort of stuff belongs in the appropriate gender forums or on MSN. :)

Meantime, send in your problems and we'll do our 'best' (nudge nudge) to solve them. Even if our solutions don't work, well... someone will laugh.

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Muezzin said:
A Brummie is:

A) someone from Birmingham who acts dippy

B) Someone who acts dippy

You decide.

As for a brommie, I have no idea what you are talking about.

Hmm, where are those hadiths about backbiting and disrespecting people? Oh well, I do like my deleting sprees.


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Jah that's what I meant. Am i one then? Except for the Birmingham part. I've never even been there.
W'salaam
 
Umm_Shaheed said:
Jah that's what I meant. Am i one then? Except for the Birmingham part. I've never even been there.
W'salaam
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Um... When faced with awkward questions like this, one should just post a picture of a sock monkey and hope for the best:

kifmToysAllThink_Of_It__Sock_Monkey_Stuf-1.jpg


Anyway, I try not to call people Brummies. If they are not in fact a Brummie, it will offend them, and if they are in fact a Brummie, they will shoot me. :)

Oh.......... and am I really aggressive?
I feel so misunderstood!
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You're both. But swap 'agressive' with 'assertive'. That way no one whinges and this thread doesn't go off-topic. Wooh!

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Salaamz

how do i make sum1 believe da truth bout sumfin...insted of da lies and rumours dat have been spread?!! cus even if da whole world lies...it dont change da truth!!!! aarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh lol help bro plzzzzz!!!

w/salaam :)
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
Salaamz

how do i make sum1 believe da truth bout sumfin...insted of da lies and rumours dat have been spread?!! cus even if da whole world lies...it dont change da truth!!!! aarrrrrggggghhhhhhhhhhh lol help bro plzzzzz!!!

w/salaam :)
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Well, if they are lies about someone's behaviour, the best way to prove them false is to act in a way that shows the lies to be false.

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:sl:

yo bro i got a problamo you know

no 1 likes u if u aent got the doe

they just tell u to go

this thing effects me so

and it is very hard to get over u know

i try my best to impress the rest

but it is very hard if u aent got the doe

it makes u feel very low

so masters of might

tell me wat is right

i love islam so

and the words easily flow

through 1 ear and out the other

so help me my brother

cause life is such a bother

u r the master of magic and my life is so tragic:

so help me to solve my problimo

or watch your dear little brother go:hiding:


Ps:no 1 cares about limited
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Salaamz

awwwwwww cheer up bro bodyguard!!! :) so wat if ur a limited member lol ur still cared 4!! :)

ok bro i got a problem...ma sis told me she wanted 2 get married...n didnt know how 2 say it 2 mom....i sed i'd back her up...so we both went n spoke 2 mum yeh....n now mum sed ok....n she sed 2 BOTH of us get ready 4 marriage next year!!! omg!! lol i was jus helpin ma sis n now am caught up 2!! i wanna get married afta college!!! not yet!!! but she sed she only gonna tek us 2 pakistan once n get us both married off!!! n i dont even wanna marry sum1 frm back der as i have sed!!
help broooooooooooooo!!!

w/salaamz :)
 

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