Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Ayesha Rana]

What's the Nation of Islam?

 

[Muezzin]

What's the Nation of Islam?

This religion which profoundly misunderstands the message of Islam - it teaches that the black race is superior to all others, which totally contradicts the message of true Islam, which is that all races are equal.

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[Ayesha Rana]

Oooooh. So why is it called the Nation of Islam?

 

[Muezzin]

Oooooh. So why is it called the Nation of Islam?

I don't know. Google it.

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[Ayesha Rana]

Why is Google called Google?

 

[Muezzin]

Why is Google called Google?

You do know I deleted that last time you posted it because it's off topic and you can easily Google it yourself, right?

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[Ayesha Rana]

You do know I deleted that last time you posted it because it's off topic and you can easily Google it yourself, right?

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Oh right well sorry Mr Stubble. I thought it just hadn't got posted.

 

[Tania]

Marriage forums ...is kind of pointless in this person's humble opinion.

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Why are you saying that??We can prepair for the marriage in this forum.

 

[Muezzin]

Why are you saying that??We can prepair for the marriage in this forum.

Yeah, but not if you've just hit puberty. I'm not saying you've just hit puberty... I'm just not too fond of a boatload of teenagers talking about marriage as if they're ready for it, when in reality, they are probably not. But let's just drop this, because this topic isn't about the marriage forum

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[Pk_#2]

[MAD]why?.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................have....................................................................................................................................i.................................................got.................................a............................................................................migrane.............................................?...................................................

You got the virus yet?

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ARE MIGRANES CONTAGOUS? IS THAT HOW U SPELL THAT WORD?

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DAS A WHOLE LOADA q'S FO a lil FELLA take ur tym in ANSWERING em !

Fankoo[/MAD]

 

[Muezzin]

[MAD]why?.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................have....................................................................................................................................i.................................................got.................................a............................................................................migrane.............................................?...................................................[/mad]

Well, that was certainly very... special.

You got the virus yet?

What, AIDS? Hell no.

ARE MIGRANES CONTAGOUS? IS THAT HOW U SPELL THAT WORD?

No. Maybe some things that cause them are contagious, but I'm not a doctor.

DAS A WHOLE LOADA q'S FO a lil FELLA take ur tym in ANSWERING em !

Fankoo[/MAD]

I took 16 minutes answering them, from the time of your initial post, to the time of this writing. I don't know the answers. Come again!

But seriously, take some paracetemol, drink some water, and lie down in a very, very quiet place.

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[Pk_#2]

paracetamols...urghhh!! i can't swallow em even if i half em...dnt do tablets or any medication int a DRUGGY!

Water? water here sux...river lee smells...urgh!

Quiet place...nu uhh...my house is loaded wiv bruvas...dey duno how ta shut da fudge up

Ahhh....migranes gone...so thnx fo ya 'help'

AsalamuAlaykum :sister:

 

[Muezzin]

paracetamols...urghhh!! i can't swallow em even if i half em...dnt do tablets or any medication int a DRUGGY!

Chew them, like me. It tastes nasty, but that's what the water's for.

Water? water here sux...river lee smells...urgh!

Erm... okay.

Quiet place...nu uhh...my house is loaded wiv bruvas...dey duno how ta shut da fudge up

See above.

Ahhh....migranes gone...so thnx fo ya 'help'

AsalamuAlaykum :sister: [/COLOR]

As Hannibal from the A-Team says, "I love it when a plan comes together"

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[Pk_#2]

I'm seriously drunk...why don't you delete my posts when i want you too :'(

 

[Muezzin]

I'm seriously drunk...why don't you delete my posts when i want you too :'(

Forget deleting them. That one's being framed and hung up in the hall of fame.

But seriously, if you want me or another moderator to delete a post of yours, use the report post function.

Or better yet, think before you post.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

Why dont more people join in 4 the Quran quiz!!! its really hard!! :heated: But Alhamdullilah learnin loads

 

[Pk_#2]

You havn't been drunk before have you...?

How can you think while being in that state?

Whats your fav drink?

 

[Muezzin]

Why dont more people join in 4 the Quran quiz!!! its really hard!! :heated: But Alhamdullilah learnin loads

That's very good, mashallah.

Unfortunately, it has little to do with the topic of this thread, which is members asking for ironic advice, rather than general questions.

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[IbnAbdulHakim]

:salamext:

ok then , hav u ever felt the urge to tug on those long wigs jewish people wear besides there ears?

:wasalamex:

 

[Muezzin]

:salamext:

ok then , hav u ever felt the urge to tug on those long wigs jewish people wear besides there ears?

:wasalamex:

Not particularly.

I have felt the urge to wear an afro wig and store canned foods in it though.

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