Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

  • Thread starter Thread starter Muezzin
  • Start date Start date
  • Replies Replies 5K
  • Views Views 833K
Salaam,

Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!

And if not...then why don't you learn?

Wassalam :peace:
 
Last edited:
:sl:

what do you do when someone keeps pranking you with private number and doesnt talk :heated:

ma'salamah
 
why dont you know?

ma'salamah
Why don't you give me some money?

Kittygyal said:
salam.
what Godzila?
w.salam
You don't know what Godzilla is? Good grief!

godzilla2-2.jpg


Now go and watch 'Godzilla: King of the Monsters'. Go, now! Quick!

nafy_luvz_u said:
Salaam

brooooooooooo y is tym goin so slooooooooooooow ? lol

w/salaam
Because you're not watching Godzilla.

nazia said:
Salaam,

What do I do if strange people added me on msn?

Wassalam
Block and delete them?

Or send a squad of rocket-powered leprechauns through their window.

nazia said:
Salaam,

Is there anything I can say to them which would stop them from doing so?

Wassalam
Yeah. Say that the leprechauns have sock monkeys.

Umm_Shaheed said:
Your name is Bilal, isn't it?
It is?

nazia said:
Salaam,

Anyways......can YOU cook? I've been learning from my mum for a year and mashAllah I can cook loads now....! Without burning things! w00t!
wOOt indeed. Go and make me some biryani.

And if not...then why don't you learn?
I can make raita. And toast. And microwave pizza.

The list is endless - it includes the entire menu of Maryland Chicken!

hyper~gal said:
what do you do when someone keeps pranking you with private number and doesnt talk

ma'salamah
Call the police.

Next!
 
:sl:
dude u knocked the 7 shades outa Minaz or sumin :p wheres he gone? lol
1 man army here then eh....
:w:
 
why do people think am selfish!

p.s. don't joke!!
:sl:
Because they are not smart enough to know what selfish means.

And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!
:w:
 
:sl:

well i dont pay strangers :D and u shud knw cuz ur in it...

what do you do when some stranger asks for money?

ma'salamah
If that stranger is me, you pay them. Preferably in cash.

H4RUN said:
dude u knocked the 7 shades outa Minaz or sumin wheres he gone? lol
I've not beaten him up. I could though.

Nah, Minaz is just taking a break from internet forums and stuff in general. It's nothing personal.

1 man army here then eh....
Ain't that the truth.

Fishman said:
And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!
Good idea. However, it is spelled "Its", without an apostrophe. With an apostrophe, it becomes a contraction of the words "it is".

Yeah, your name is Bilal. Fess up!
I'd rather have a bowl of Coco Pops.

You even said it once.
Fascinating. Care to provide some evidence for your claim?

Next!
 
Last edited:
:sl:
Because they are not smart enough to know what selfish means.

And please take that depressing countdown off your sig, and put something good, like a dua request, in it's place!
:w:


then why do i get people saying i am selfish and i need to stop that and stop being an attention seeker!! :cry:
 
wOOt indeed. Go and make me some biryani.


I can make raita. And toast. And microwave pizza.

The list is endless - it includes the entire menu of Maryland Chicken!

Salaam,

I can't make biryani. My one comes out too mild! :cry:

And bhai....erm that isn't cooking........

Wassalam :peace:

P.S. Umm Shaheed...how do you remember all these threads!
 
then why do i get people saying i am selfish and i need to stop that and stop being an attention seeker!! :cry:
:sl:
I don't think you are an attention-seeker, but to go on you need to be strong, which as a Muslim you should be able to do.

May Allah let you live a happy life, and when you die, let you intercede for your aunt and mother. Amin.
:w:
 

Similar Threads

Back
Top