Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[IceQueen~]

hmm anyone wondered why this thread is one of the best masha allah?
(it always cheers me up)

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

you're online r u ever gonna reply? :uhwhat

ma'salamah

 

[afriend2]

Salaam,

How can I get an illegal immigrant here?

Wassalam eace:

 

[H4RUN]

^
do what i did, just buy a skateboard and come here

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
how do i catch a fish??
w.salam

 

[Muezzin]

How do I convince the forum staff members of the validity of operation Starry Night?

Send Sir Patrick Moore round for tea and biscuits.

And what happened to :brother: and :sister: ? At least we still have :coolbro:!

I'm not entirely sure. Maybe they were too fitnah-inducing.

From what is made raita

I use yoghurt, boondi (I don't know how to describe these things - they kind of look like Rice Crispies I suppose), half a teaspoon of salt and chilli powder, maybe some milk if the raita is too thick, and when I'm in a good mood I chuck some chopped cucumbers and tomatoes in there too.

how do i get me nephew to leave me alone and stop yabbing on and on and saying "eat your dinner you will die" and everyone?

Erm... by eating?

Don't you just Love this smiley?

It scared me so much that I couldn't bear to repeat it here. On the other hand, it kind of looks like the female Gremlin from Gremlins 2.

What is raita?

The lifeblood of the universe. Plus, it's really nice with biryani.

why is Fishman planning to go on a holdiay now?

PM him and you shall learn.

whats ur fave smiley

This: :beard:

It's like a hitchiking Osama Bin Laden. Priceless.

How can you not know sheikh fee fee?

Never met him. Sheikh Shabbir Ally is awesome though.

nxt: who's sheikh fee fee?

I dunno.

aannnd are you studying law?

Indeed I am.

the cucumbers and tomatoes are far too big in that raita
and oh yes, we have that exact glass bowl thingy shown in the pic, i'm just sure of it.....

Your house wasn't broken into this morning by any chance was it?

Salaamz

lol bro i aint dun anyfin lyk dat...!!! they jst think if they let me do certain things i wud do sumfin rong...wen i know maself dat i wudnt!! den y cant they trust me????

Have you tried discussing it with them in a non-adversarial manner?

hmm anyone wondered why this thread is one of the best masha allah?
(it always cheers me up)

Obviously because of its host.

I'm kidding. Minaz ain't that 'charming'.

But seriously, I don't even know. Minaz and I intended this to be a funny, lighthearted thread, and that's what it is most of the time, thanks to the excellent questions you participants provide us.

you're online r u ever gonna reply?

ma'salamah

Voila. One reply.

Salaam,

How can I get an illegal immigrant here?

Got a lorry?

salam.
how do i catch a fish??

Let Captain Birdseye do it for you, of course.

Next!

 

[Kittygyal]

Erm... by eating?

PM him and you shall learn.


Let Captain Birdseye do it for you, of course.

Next!

salam.

eating i do now.
P'M him oh you want me to get told off right?
captain birdseye no way i have to learn myself!
w.salam

 

[IceQueen~]

aww this thwead is sho shweet.. :wub:

 

[Muezzin]

salam.

eating i do now.

Good stuff.

P'M him oh you want me to get told off right?

Nope. I told you, members of the opposite sex are allowed to PM each other, but such conversations are monitored. Just make sure you are not in contact with him for a prolonged period, and that you're talking about polite topics, and you won't get in trouble.

captain birdseye no way i have to learn myself!
w.salam

I don't know how to fish. I'm a city boy.

Next!

 

[Kittygyal]

Good stuff.


Nope. I told you, members of the opposite sex are allowed to PM each other, but such conversations are monitored. Just make sure you are not in contact with him for a prolonged period, and that you're talking about polite topics, and you won't get in trouble.


I don't know how to fish. I'm a city boy.

Next!

salam.
eh opposite genders are NOT allowed thats what i heard now they are but with good stuff humm hilarious never mind but he's gone now so no need for help

oh also your a city boy i see maybe you should go to MARS then hehe
w.salam

 

[Muezzin]

salam.
eh opposite genders are NOT allowed thats what i heard now they are but with good stuff humm hilarious never mind but he's gone now so no need for help

Um... Okay.

oh also your a city boy i see maybe you should go to MARS then hehe
w.salam

I don't get it.

But anyway, next!

 

[Kittygyal]

Um... Okay.


I don't get it.

But anyway, next!

slam.
am mashing your thread maybe i gothca p'm you then :uuh:
i was saying maybe you should go to mars then cause you said your a city boy so go to mars && then you will be a marsbar hehehe ;D never mind lil brains not in function i see al guuuuuurd.
w.salam

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

omg this is soo kool so u can beat box, you study law, this is so kool u so fit into the script perfectly... :happy:

nxt: would you ever tell Far7an to wash your sock monkeys and if you left a court room and was offered to leave in a jeep limo would you?

ma'salamah

 

[IceQueen~]

this forum is an addiction... how do i pull myself away to go to bed...?

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
would you go to the nowhere land with your Godzila??
w.salam

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

i have to rate you bro every post i see of yours makes me laugh i know where to come when i'm feelin down

so erm i forgot where's minaz again?

ma'salamah

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.

do you hate cats? if yes why?!

w.salam

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

dont you ever get mental replying to all these questions? ^o)

ma'salamah

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Hey Muezzin. Have you heard from Pete the weird lollypop man?

 

[F.Y.]

Brother, why do you think some people just forget about you and don't write to you anymore once they find somebody else to hang around with?