Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Pk_#2]

Dun b sad bro, u can take Minaz' place while his in pakiland

Who doesnt wana b a girl?

dey nuts man!

 

[Tania]

c) to reach a bucket of chicken.

Yes ,now its much clearly why he stretched his left wing and not the right one. The lion-chicken are in left too :giggling:

How could i keep my brain focused on studies for more hours :? I want to say how could i reduce the breaks :?

 

[Kittygyal]

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

where has Kalid gone:? && why is your gorilla so scary!:? poor SNOWY is scared

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

 

[aamirsaab]

Muezzin's on a time out.

salaam...

bro muezzin....u eva wanted 2 be a girl? lol

w/salaam

What and get PMS? I think I'll save myself lots of trouble. And money.

Dun b sad bro, u can take Minaz' place while his in pakiland

Over my dead body. Minaz is not on pakiland.

Who doesnt wana b a girl?

All males. Those that do, we call them gaybos.

How could i keep my brain focused on studies for more hours I want to say how could i reduce the breaks

make sure you have water during your revision period. Also, make each period of revision beneficial. i.e make sure you've actually learnt something from that particular session (even if it's only one or two little things)

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

where has Kalid gone

How would muezzin know that? He's an anti-agony uncle, not a phsycic.

&& why is your gorilla so scary!

Jeez, if that scares you, planet of the apes must kill you.

poor SNOWY is scared

Scared as in traumatised or scared as in dislike? If it's the latter, I'll make sure muezzin and I try harder next time.

Next.

 

[Kittygyal]

How would muezzin know that? He's an anti-agony uncle, not a phsycic.

Jeez, if that scares you, planet of the apes must kill you.

Scared as in traumatised or scared as in dislike? If it's the latter, I'll make sure muezzin and I try harder next time.

Next.

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

what do you mean "kill" me

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread && then said he requested it && Khalid said he never :muddlehea ^o)

scared as in "scared" like so frigthened! ^o)

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now! :shade:

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

 

[aamirsaab]

what do you mean "kill" me

Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread
&& then said he requested it && Khalid said he never

Error, error, low level of daleel, error.

scared as in "scared" like so frigthened!

Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now!

I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.

 

[Kittygyal]

Planet of the apes has an entire cast of.... well apes. So if one big gorilla scares you, then an army of the little blighters will probably do as I stated.


Error, error, No daleel presented, error.


Everybody all together now: "mashallah, aamirsaab." See, now that's helping muslims unite as one ummah, if only for a brief second. Booyah.


I'll say this once: like the sith, only two masters of magic, might and monday mornings are there at any one time. So in simple words: no you aren't going to help. I'm minaz's official replacement.

Assalmualikum warhmathullahi warbarakathuhu

&& who said you can answer them:?:muddlehea BOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

do me a favour remember me in your Du3'ah, shukran!

 

[Tania]

But i don't like sooo much the water Could i replace it with juice or its not allowed

 

[Muezzin]

&& Muezzien delibertly closed Khalids thread && then said he requested it && Khalid said he never :muddlehea ^o)

You know, there's a difference between a joke and a lie. You are either lying, or acting on some mistaken belief that I closed that thread. I did not.

&& why are you answering thy questions am going to help aswel now! :shade:

He has special permission from me.

But i don't like sooo much the water Could i replace it with juice or its not allowed

Yeah. Also eat fruit. Bananas are supposed to be good for memory or something.

Next!

 

[The Ruler]

what do you do...if you missed break and had something else to do at lunch...but your hungry :?

 

[H4RUN]

yo yo yo bad man

Ever accidentaly [deliberatley] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....

 

[Tania]

Do you think the cats need clothes , or the dogs or should the owner to leave them in their fur :? without improvements

 

[Nσσя'υℓ Jαииαн]

aww cute cat!! haaha!

 

[Hisbul_Aziz]

Just ,to clear it up Muezzin did not close it :shade:

CAN you bring the thread back

 

[Mujahidah4Allah]

nxt: whats up doc?

ma'salamah

 

[aamirsaab]

what do you do...if you missed break and had something else to do at lunch...but your hungry :?

Phone up Pizza hut. Or visit a local halal chicken place. Maryland or chicken cottage will do nicely.
By this, I mean you phone/visit maryland chicken and bring me the food when I get hungry.

yo yo yo bad man

Ever accidentaly [deliberatley] dropped sumin on aaaamirsaaaab? and vice versa....

I and muezzin are constantly dropping things on one another. Note, the keyword there is things, not droppings.

Do you think the cats need clothes , or the dogs or should the owner to leave them in their fur :? without improvements

Well, God gave 'em fur to protect them from the cold, so why fork out fitty bucks for a sweatshirt. Besides, clothes on cats is so passe.

CAN you bring the thread back

I got the power yes. The real question is will I (or muezzin) bring it back. The answer is....I'll let muezzin decide.

nxt: whats up doc?

The sky, some clouds, occasionally the sun and the moon. Oh and right this instance....pluto. But not anymore.

 

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Why is aamirsaab obsessed with Marmite?

 

[Tania]

Which is the difference between limited and restricted members:?

 

[aamirsaab]

Why is aamirsaab obsessed with Marmite?

I'm not obsessed with it, hell I haven't ever consumed...well I did eat one marmite flavoured packet of crisps...not bad, seeing as it's marmite an' all.

I've actually explained twice before, but I don't mind explaining again: it's symbolic: some people hate marmite, some love it, just as some people will hate me and some people will love me, purely on the basis of my posts. Hence, it is in my signature. Note: no matter how many times you try, clicking on it will reveal nothing

Which is the difference between limited and restricted members:?

One can edit their post, one cannot. All members start off as restricted and are unable to edit and post in certain sections. This is upgraded to limited (not sure what criteria must be met, I think it's based on post count) who are able to edit and post anywhere, apart from private forums. Once a limited member has achieved 100 or so posts, they are eligible to ask if they are allowed in the private forums.

 

[Tania]

Thank you , i understand now.

How could i make to see only one post when someone will click on the link. Usually if i give a link toward a thread in this forum, the whole page appears. But i would like only one post to be visible on the page, who will click on the link, don't scroll the entire page to find the post at which i am thinking :?