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then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said
 
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But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body,
"your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika
 
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Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends
 
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my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms
 
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AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME
 
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Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations
 
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and then i died. the end.
 
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and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life
 
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that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese
 
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baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world
 

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