Neverending story
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Re: Never ending story
Hahahahaah! ;D Sums up the state of this thread judging by the above comment
Hahahahaah! ;D Sums up the state of this thread judging by the above comment
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Re: Never ending story
can some one please take the initiative and compile the story from the last few pages :?
and then inshallah we will revive this thread and revive this character =)
can some one please take the initiative and compile the story from the last few pages :?
and then inshallah we will revive this thread and revive this character =)
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Re: Never ending story
ok then
let's get it back on track... Ok, so I'm only gonna quote the last 5 words in the story up till this point. and then we'll go from there
I give you a ;D grin.
ok then
let's get it back on track... Ok, so I'm only gonna quote the last 5 words in the story up till this point. and then we'll go from thereI give you a ;D grin.
Re: Never ending story
[wow, the story seems to have multiple beginnings and does no seem to continue from where schimitar left of...]
[wow, the story seems to have multiple beginnings and does no seem to continue from where schimitar left of...]
Re: Never ending story
I was trying to give background information about the character since the world is being given a grin.
I was trying to give background information about the character since the world is being given a grin.
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Re: Never ending story
continued....
But then I woke up and realized all that was a dream suddenly i was freaking out until I had a divine intervention so i grinned and fell asleep again only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped Why do I sleep so much? :enough!: I wondered
Alas, I heard a cat meowing at my door i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging something horrific coming closer and closer, till I had a heart attack and died I must have been day dreaming wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead. I saw myself hovering over my body then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me then i smiled and made an evil laugh Muahahahahahhahahahha :evil:
Until I saw him again, the big Geeky nerd took my food!I followed the food's smell and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll.mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand then
i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body, "your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME
Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations :skeleton: Suicide's forbidden so I'll never and then i died. the end is near but the story has not ended 
I decided to watch TV and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life So I decided to open a bakery that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world Then the ogre ate the spinach and thanked God for it. so god gave me high 5 try an spell God with a capital G akhi. Suddenly I had severe toothache. Then I thought to myself ..wow Li members talk soo much, it's like a never ending conversation!
while I thought I was thinking I realized I had no teeth or intestines so might as well pull out my brain so that I could not think either. and so I did just that and died However i regained full health and laughed hysterically now I thought.. hmm i wonder how many times I've died and come back to life in the past few minutes And Then Death Struck And The Final Words Were The Words Of La Illaha Illallah And Then All Contact Was Lost With The People Of The World I give you a grin. ;D I like oranges and pomegranates ....
(I apologize for boring late I thought the story was going slow :skeleton: )
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But then I woke up and realized all that was a dream suddenly i was freaking out until I had a divine intervention so i grinned and fell asleep again only to wake up and notice that the divine intervention had not stopped Why do I sleep so much? :enough!: I wondered
Alas, I heard a cat meowing at my door i walked over to the door and opened it - only to find nothing there but wait, as a I looked closer I saw a figure emerging something horrific coming closer and closer, till I had a heart attack and died I must have been day dreaming wait, nope the autopsy concluded I did indeed suffer a heartache so I am now dead. I saw myself hovering over my body then i realised i could float over to the white house and throttle obama so I did just that... Obama is now dead and he is floating around with me then i smiled and made an evil laugh Muahahahahahhahahahha :evil:
Until I saw him again, the big Geeky nerd took my food!I followed the food's smell and ended up in a mortuary - my nose is playing tricks on me again, it was a dead man! Smelling like kebab roll.mmmm kabab roll I thought, I found one and tried to grab but it went right through my hand then
i woke up with me head in a bowl of cornflakes... and my hand stuffed between two slices of bread then I hopped on a plane and jumped out of the sky and fell to my death, "now if you not convinced I'm dead than may God help you" I said But the angel of death grabbed my soul and forced it back in my body, "your time ain't up mate", so i go to Nineveh or Amerika Then I decided to go to the forest and make smores with my friends my friends... the imaginary ones... the buzz was wearing off so I picked up some magic mushrooms AND THEN the angel of death came while I was about to take the shrooms and said..NOW IS YOUR TIME
Then I wondered why I kept ending up in deadly situations :skeleton: Suicide's forbidden so I'll never and then i died. the end
is near but the story has not ended I decided to watch TV and then out of no where I was risen from the dead and I found my purpose in life So I decided to open a bakery that would serve only onions, garlic and spinach stuffed in a turd of cheese baked to perfections with its foul smell being so pungent that it would attract customers from all around the world Then the ogre ate the spinach and thanked God for it. so god gave me high 5 try an spell God with a capital G akhi. Suddenly I had severe toothache. Then I thought to myself ..wow Li members talk soo much, it's like a never ending conversation! while I thought I was thinking I realized I had no teeth or intestines so might as well pull out my brain so that I could not think either. and so I did just that and died However i regained full health and laughed hysterically now I thought.. hmm i wonder how many times I've died and come back to life in the past few minutes And Then Death Struck And The Final Words Were The Words Of La Illaha Illallah And Then All Contact Was Lost With The People Of The World I give you a grin. ;D I like oranges and pomegranates ....
(I apologize for boring late I thought the story was going slow :skeleton: )