Scientific Jokes.

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Woodrow said:
Beaudreaux done come home from college to his home in the Atchafalaya Basin in South Louisiana. As he approached his home in his pirogue, Papa Pierre done seen him and asked:

"Where yo done been gone at, Beaudreaux?"

Beaudreaux done answered " I is been gone to college"

Papa then asked "What you done learn at that fancy city school?"

Beaudreaux said "I had done studied mathematics"

Papa then asked "Say something in mathmatics son."

Beaudreaux proudly sat up and said "Pi R square"

Papa thought "Darn fool, 10 years at school and him still don't know Pie are round, Corn Bread are square"
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Don't give up your day job!!!! XD
 
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lol subhan Allaah, i can't believe i'm getting these.. there well funny, keep em coming.
 
me too, i never thought i would find maths funny.. which reminds me that i have some calculus to do
 
There was a girl named Bright
She travelled faster than light.
She left home one day,
And returned the previous night.
 
Woodrow said:
There was a girl named Bright
She travelled faster than light.
She left home one day,
And returned the previous night.
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That's pretty amusing...

MATHEMATICAL PROOF THAT WOMEN ARE EVIL:

As we all know, women require time and money:

Women = Time * Money

But we also know that time is money, thus it follows that:

Women = Money^2

But money is the root of all evil:

Money = ,/Evil (sorry, I don't know the ASCII for a square root sign)

Therefore:

Women = ,/Evil^2

Women = Evil.

(Just a joke, girls, don't crotchkick me to death!!!!)
 

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