Things to Do in an Elevator

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Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

lol people gonna think that person is mental if they do these lol but its good for making jokes
 
Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

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This one I actually did to my Grandson a few weeks back. I have a large hardbound book that only has blank pages in it. I took out the book and acted like I was reading it. He was looking over my shoulder trying to see what i was reading. I then put my finger on a page and asked him "Do you know what this word means?" I loved the reaction. That was one of my 20 year old grandsons.

If you find one of those books in a stationary shop, some version of that might be good to do on an elevator.
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Lol! I wouldn't mind trying that lol. Wonder where I can get my hands on such a fine book?!
 
Re: 50 things to do in an elevator? (did i spell it correctly)

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Love elevators...You can make them stop working whilst you're on the outside and your victims i mean mates are on the inside...[not that i would do such a fabulous i mean horrid thing LOL] The elevator will stop for a certain period of time, and might just go in the opposite direction to what it was supposed to go for a while, until it resumes and goes the was it should...

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28 things to do in an elevator

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I got this in an email from a friend...enjoy





28 things to do in an elevator



001.)
When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.


002.)
Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.


003.)
Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.


004.)
Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on.


005.)
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"


006.)
Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"


007.)
Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.


008.)
Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.


009.)
Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.


010.)
Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.


011.)
Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.


012.)
Ask, "Did you feel that?"


013.)
Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.


014.)
When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"


015.)
Swat at flies that don't exist.


016.)
Tell people that you can see their aura.


017.)
Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.


018.)
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"


019.)
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"


020.)
Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


021.)
Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "Your one of THEM!" and back away slowly.


022.)
Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.


023.)
Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.


024.)
Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


025.)
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".


026.)
Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers, "This is MY personal space!"


027.)
Bring a plastic blow up doll and pretend it is your wife/girlfriend and say "Don't yell at me woman!" and throw her into the wall.


028) have a picnic and ask the people if they want anything.​



 
Re: 28 things to do in an elevator

They're so funny. ;D Jazak'Allah for sharing.

One more:

Say fasten your seat belt, we're in for a bumpy ride.
 
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Re: 28 things to do in an elevator

:haha: This has to be one of the funniest threads. :D


019.)
Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!
005.)
Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
025.)
Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on".
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After getting on the elevator do not push any buttons. When somebody asks you if you are going up or down answer "No" if they ask you what floor you want answer "Newark, New Jersy"
 
Put a train-agent-hat on your head, and say to people around you : "Tickets please !"
 

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