Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Al-bint]

joke of the century!

 

[Al-bint]

:hmm:

^o)


wasalaam!

 

[Endymion]

Look who likes the above joke

I didnt press like coz i don't agree with it in spite of i enjoyed the joke :hiding:

 

[Al-bint]

^^ i just liked the rhyme scheme


wasalaam!

 

[waji]

joke of the century!

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یہ بھی بہت بڑا لطیفہ ہے


" دو خواتین ایک کمرے میں چپ بیٹھی ہیں "

 

[Endymion]

 

[Tawangar]

Maqaam-e-be_baha hai dard soz-e-aarzumandi
Maqaam-e-bandagi dekar na loon shaan-e-Khudawandi
Yeh faizan-e-nazar tha ya ki maktab ki karaamat thi
Sikhayi kisne Isma'eel ko aadaab-e-farzandi
Tere azaad bandon ki na ya dunya na wo dunya
Yahan marne ki paabandi, wahan jeene ki paabandi.



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Agarchey but hain jama'at ki aasteenon mein
Mujhe hai hukm-e-adhaan
La ilaaha il Allah!
La ilaaha il Allah!​

 

[Haya emaan]

Maqaam-e-be_baha hai dard soz-e-aarzumandi
Maqaam-e-bandagi dekar na loon shaan-e-Khudawandi
Yeh faizan-e-nazar tha ya ki maktab ki karaamat thi
Sikhayi kisne Isma'eel ko aadaab-e-farzandi
Tere azaad bandon ki na ya dunya na wo dunya
Yahan marne ki paabandi, wahan jeene ki paabandi.



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Agarchey but hain jama'at ki aasteenon mein
Mujhe hai hukm-e-adhaan
La ilaaha il Allah!
La ilaaha il Allah!​

brother should this not be in shayri thread?

 

[Endymion]

 

[AabiruSabeel]

^ She scored 10 out of 0?

The instructor must have really liked it, he gave 10 marks bonus.

 

[Periwinkle18]

haha

 

[Endymion]

 

[Periwinkle18]

OMG lollll this was a song rite bohot pehlay ka?? my cuzns used to listen to it

 

[tigerkhan]

seems an example of practical knowledge...lol

 

[Endymion]

;D

 

[tigerkhan]

PAPA SAY MOM LIES......hahaha

 

[Pure Purple]

Do shaksh aapas me baten kar rahe the.
Pehla shaksh:Yar mera beta bahot pareshan karta hai.Meri koi baat sunta hi nahi.Aapka beta kaisa hai?
Doosra shaksh:Ji wo meri har baat sunta hai.
Pehal shaksh:koi jawab nahi deta?
doosra shksh:ji wo to bolta hi nahi.
Pehla shaksh:zaroor raat ko ghar par der se aata hoga?
Doosra:Ji wo to ghar se bahar hi nahi nikalta hai.
Pehla shaksh:Mashallah aapka beta to bahot acha hai.Kya umr hai barkhudar ki?
Doosra shaksh:Ji is mahine ki pandrah tareekh ko pure mahine ka ho jayega.

 

[Innocent Soul]

 

[Snowflake]

Prosecutor: Tum ne ye car kyun chori ki thi?
Defendant: Janab, car kabrastaan mein khari thi. Mein samjha is ke malik ka intiqaal ho geya hai.

 

[Endymion]

Ahaha ... Lekin hamara car toh shopping center kay bahir khari thi :skeleton: