Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

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Na use mere pyar ki qadar
Na use mere jazbaat ki qadar
bas maine bhi soch lia is qadar ki
two parallel lines never intersect each other!!
 
Re: Urdu Jokes

Hi, can someone please translate just the first Urdu joke, please. All I understood was bustop and police.:hmm::offended::unsure::ermm::-\

I would love to join in on the fun for the first joke :) :popcorn: I need a joke.
 
Hi Ernest.

If you really need a joke,try other jokes of this thread or the Official Jokes thread.The joke you wanted to translate will catch your interest in the first place but in the end,your reaction to this will be exactly like this ==>>:skeleton: and then,this :offended:
 
Endymion said:
If you really need a joke,try other jokes of this thread or the Official Jokes thread.The joke you wanted to translate will catch your interest in the first place but in the end,your reaction to this will be exactly like this ==>> and then,this
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We should try atleast for one latifa
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Dear Enymion

Are you saying it is best for me not to understand the joke? That's okay... I'll go to the Jokes page, then.
 
Hi again,Ernest.

Nope,just saying the joke is really dumb,at least for my taste.Okay,let me translate that for ya and you'll know.
 
*muslimah* said:
urdu joke:
Eik admi bus stop par kahra huwa hota hain
Police wala us se poochta hain tum neh yaha se 3 choro koh jateh huwe dekha hain
Admi bohlta hain
Yaha se sida jao to 3 mohale aye gaye
pehle mohale koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre mohale main jana
waha jah kar teen galiya aye gih
pehli koh choro
duri koh choro
teesre gali main jana
to waha 3 dukane ho gayi
pehli koh choro
dusri ko choro
teesri dukaan keh saat saat jana
to waha teen ghar aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre ghar main jana to waha teen room aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dure koh choro
teesre main jana
waha teen cupboards aye gaye
pehle koh choro
dusre koh choro
teesre cupboards koh kohl nah
waha teen daraaz ho gaye
pehle koh chorna
dusre koh chorna
teesre koh kohl nah
waha teen pictures ho gayi
pehli pic koh chorna
duri pic koh chor nah
teesri pic koh dekh na
woh pic meri ma ki hain
aur main apni ma ki kasam kah keh kehta hoon

maine kissi choor koh nahi dekha
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A man was standing at the bus stop.
A police man arrived and inquire if he sees three thieves crossing by?
The man replied.(The worst reply ever.Trust me if i were the police man,i would have shot him :skeleton:)
Go straight from here and you'll see three different areas.
Leave the firrst and the second.
Go for the third.
There will be 3 lanes.
Leave first two and enter in the third.
There will be three shops.
Leave first two and go straight with the third.
There will be three houses.
Leave the first two and get in the third one.
There will be three rooms.
Leave the first two and get in the third one.
There will be three cupboard.
Leave the first two and open the third one.
There will be three pics.
Leave the first two and have a look at the third one.
This pic is of my mum.
And i swear by my mom i haven't seen any thief.

Funny ^o)


Sigh :popcorn:
 

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