Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[gr8man]

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Uski julfon ko dekh kir armaan mera bhadkaa tha
Zulf hatakir dekha who ladki nahi ladka tha ;D ;D ;D

 

[era]

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[gr8man]

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Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

 

[Rizzy]

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that was really funny. gd one sis. :thumbs_up

 

[Rizzy]

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thats a gd one too gr8man

 

[Najiullah]

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hahah thats cool hahaha

 

[gr8man]

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Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kyaa chahiye tumhain

Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge

maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai

bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge



Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya

Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya

 

[H@fiz Aziz]

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ka hal hay

 

[^..sTr!vEr..^]

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Frog [to Sardar] :Tumharay paas dimagh nai hay
Sardar: Hay
Frog: nai hay
Sardar: Hay
The frog jumps into a lake
Sardar: Isme suicide kernay walee kiya baat thee

 

[gr8man]

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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do

 

[waji]

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1 day sardarji had a dream dat sum1 killed him..

next day he cleared hi bank account...

why??

Bcoz in bank it was written " we make all ur dreamz come true.."

 

[Khayal]

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Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrots ki tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

:giggling: :giggling:

 

[salam_pakistan]

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Very funny
keep it up

 

[Snowflake]

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^lol funny@grtman :giggling:

Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.

"Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."

Isse aik andhere kamre mein le jaya geya jahan agar battiyan jal rahi theen. Chand lamhon baad aik bhari awaaz sunai di...

"Kyun aaye barkhordaar?" Kareeb se aamal sahib ke chele ne bache ko tohka diya, "Tere dada bol rahe hain, bol keya poochna hai!"

"Dada jaan," bache ne sar khujate huey kaha, "Mujhe sirf ye poochna tha ke aapki rooh yahan keya kar rahi hai? Jabke aapka to abhi intikaal nahi hua!"

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[salam_pakistan]

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:giggling: :giggling:

very funny

 

[Khayal]

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[Khayal]

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^lol funny@grtman :giggling:

Aik aamal ka bara charcha tha ke roohon se baat karwa deta hai. Aik bacha jo apni zahanat aur hosheyari ki wajha se saare mahale mein bara mashoor tha, is aamal ke paas pohoncha.

"Mein apne dada ji ki rooh se baat karna chahta hoon."

Isse aik andhere kamre mein le jaya geya jahan agar battiyan jal rahi theen. Chand lamhon baad aik bhari awaaz sunai di...

"Kyun aaye barkhordaar?" Kareeb se aamal sahib ke chele ne bache ko tohka diya, "Tere dada bol rahe hain, bol keya poochna hai!"

"Dada jaan," bache ne sar khujate huey kaha, "Mujhe sirf ye poochna tha ke aapki rooh yahan keya kar rahi hai? Jabke aapka to abhi intikaal nahi hua!"

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:giggling: :giggling: :giggling: :giggling: Bohut mazay ka hai....


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[Khayal]

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[salam_pakistan]

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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...

 

[Khayal]

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1. Ek Doctor Ne Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Tha Laikin Usay Behosh Karnay Kikoi Dawa Nahi Mili" Ek Ladka Pass Hi Khada Tha, Us Ne Kaha"meri Jorabain (moza) Usay Songha Dain.doctor Ne Kaha Mujhay Menduk Ko Behosh Karna Hay Marna Nahi.........


2. onece a sardar gi(sikh) was dancing on dool sound. all the people was worried about him . he was putting bangra dance on full vloume dool.one man came n asked sardar gi y are u dancing. he answered that my brother is died.man said ur brother is died n u are dancing. sardar replied all the world say that sardara have no mind but my brother is died becoz of brain cancer so it is proved that we have brain . let me dance n do ur work.

sari dunya no dus larn day kay sada vi damag hunda ai.....dum dum dum ..........bangra bangra