Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^ aap ghalat shiksha liye wo kahaani se...

 

['Aleena]

^ aap ghalat shiksha liye wo kahaani se...

Guruji, fir aap hi gyan baat dijiye...

agar gyan hai toh

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Guruji, fir aap hi gyan baat dijiye...

agar gyan hai toh

Shiksha ye hai ki pyar mohabbat ke chakkar me mat padna kyun ki iski wajah se sher kutta banjata hai naaki har sher kutta ban jaata hai baad me.

bahu tchota sa farq hai bono baaton me...notice the difference. agar nai dikha to lite lo

 

['Aleena]

lesson for sisters: Be careful, saare sher baad mei kuttay ban jaatey hain

Shiksha ye hai ki pyar mohabbat ke chakkar me mat padna kyun ki iski wajah se sher kutta banjata hai naaki har sher kutta ban jaata hai baad me.

bhai saab mera bhi wahi matlab tha, par khusoosan ladkiyon ke liye tha.

Thoda soche ki taleef kariye to inshaAllah samajh me aa jaega

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

never mind. anyone post next joke

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

It's my turn now.

Ek kawwa pyasa tha
jug me thoda paani tha
kawwa daala kankar
paani aaya upar
kawwa piya paani
hogayi meri khaani

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Zyada nai...chote rehne jab yaad kara tha...

 

[tigerkhan]

1 Sahib dosray sahib say: Aap ka Kutta to bilkul Shair Dikhta hay, Kia khilatay hain aap is ko?
Dosra Admi: O bhai yeh Shair he hay, Sala Piyar Muhabat kay chakkar main per kar Kuttay jaisa ho gia hay.

OMG shukar ha ma sher nhe...i am a TIGER....

wasay aside from joke, its true "ya eshiq nhe ha asan..ek aag ka darya ha or doub kay jana ha...even if u say of love with ALLAH SWT...

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

^That's not tiger, that is a leopard.

ya eshiq nhe ha asan..ek aag ka darya ha or doub kay jana ha

Whose line is this? Allama Iqbal's?

 

[tigerkhan]

i dont know but Nusrat Fateh Ali khan had song this Ghazal....

 

['Aleena]

The great Urdu Adab!!!

Lucknow me do bache lar rahe thay...

1st: Dekhiye agar aap hamari baat nahi manenge to hum aap k walid-e-mohtaram ki shaan me gustakhana kalimaat pesh karengay.

2nd: Toh huzoor phir hum bhi aap k rukhsaar-e-mubarak pe aesa tamancha baja laengay k gaal gulab k manind khil uthayenge...

 

[Abu Zainab]

^ That was hilarious. Best Urdu joke ever!

 

[Huzzy_786]

Sallams,

Lols made me laugh for onces

 

[tw009]

Polio kay Qatray pilanay wali team nay pathan kay ghar ka darwaza khatkhatya.
Pathan bahir aya or team ko dekha or apni begum ko Awaaz dee, "Begum Bandook or Kartoos kahan hain?"
Polio team yeh sun kar bhag gai.
Pathan un kay pechay gia or un ko pakar kar kaha... Dartay kion ho yeh mery bachon kay naam hain :X

LOL awwh I love pathans. they're too cute :giggling:

 

[tigerkhan]

^ OMG.... i never like this narrowness that i am pathan and i am pujabi.
but i remember hum log being Hindku speaker, university ma pashto speaker doston ko buhat tang kartay thay...ek din hum log bathay thay to hum ny kaha "bato gadhay or pathan ma kia chezeen ek jasi han......" lol
ek nay kaha; donon kay bachay baray khoubsorat hotay ha,
2nd bola; bary ho ka kar donon transportation kay kam aaty han (mostly pathan in Pakistan do transport business)
and i sadi; donon Pushto boltay han...............................................
i remember is bat pay hum dost buhat dar tak hunstay rahay or phr hum log humesa pushto walay doston say pouthay that ka butao na gudha (donkey) kon si zuban bolta ha....lol


PS. its just only a joke and i just share as a fun. otherwise i do respect and like our pushto muslims brothers alot.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

and i sadi; donon Pushto boltay han...

iska kya matlab hai?

 

[tigerkhan]

is ka mutlab ha ka donkey speak in pushto or u say pushto is language of donkeys...

 

[Innocent Soul]

Ek Truck dusre Truck ko khinch raha tha. Yeh dekh K SARDARJI haskar lot pot hoke gir pade aur bole:
Ek RASSI KA TUKDA UTHANE K LIYE 2-2 TRUCK!!


1 ladke ne Salatul Hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "Ay Allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua?

Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua Clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

1 ladke ne salatul hajaat parhi aur apni shaadi k liye dua mangne laga to sharm aa gai kehne laga "ay allah main apne liye kuch nahi mangta bas meri ammi ko ek khobsurat bahud de de. Pata hai kya hua?

Uske chote bhai ki shaadi ho gayi.
Moral: Dua clear mangni chahiye kya pata kis waqt qabool hojaye

lol! ;d;d;d;d

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

Ek shaadi me baar baar paani pesh kiya ja raha tha.
Ek Hyderabadi pareshan hokar bola, "Chicha, paani atak gaya hallaq me, thodi Biryani milegi?" ;D

Ek sardar ko phansi ki saza hui,

Judge: Koi aakri Khwaaish?
Sardar: haan.
Judge: Kya?
Sardar: Meri jagah tu latak ja! ;D