Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[IslamInside]

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Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,

chand to tum ho hi, sitare bhi saath hote!! ;D ;D ;D ;D

 

[IslamInside]

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Suraj Hua Madham ,

chand bhi chalne laga,

mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,

sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??

Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !

 

[IslamInside]

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I like this very much ;D

Jab Jab tum angdai lete ho dam hamara nikal jata hai.

Aye zalim Deodrant lagane me tumhara kya jata hai ?!

;D ;D

 

[IslamInside]

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Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar,

phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar,

phir-darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !






unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unki gali se guzar rahe the kya ittefaq tha,

unhoon ne phool phainka par gamla bhi saath tha !

 

[IslamInside]

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Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

 

[IslamInside]

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Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

 

[IslamInside]

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki unko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

 

[IslamInside]

Re: Urdu Jokes

Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahati
shukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

 

[IslamInside]

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Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi ;D ;D

 

[IslamInside]

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Govt. of Pakistan has introduced a new rule
---> Good Looking people should be thrown out of the country!!!
You are safe..... Where should i hide?????

 

[IslamInside]

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Before Marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
taj mahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi milti.

After Marriage:
Takdir hai magar kismat nahi khulti
ta jmahal banana chahata hoon
lekin mumtaz nahi marti.

 

[IslamInside]

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Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya

 

[IslamInside]

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Paida hua Wakeel (advocate) to Shaitaan nay kaha
Lo aaj main bhee Sahab-e-Aulad ho gaya.

 

[^..sTr!vEr..^]

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So truuuuuuuuuuee!! akhi!!

especially paki advocates...

ne way the joke is awfully funny!!


:sister:

 

[Lonely_Boy]

Mazahya Urdu Nazam

 

[Lonely_Boy]

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[habib]

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lolllllllllll

ha ha ha ... all jokes are funny :giggling: :giggling:

 

[islamonline]

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lol haha

 

[Lonely_Boy]

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[nsapsar]

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Thanx Brother

Good Jokes