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I wanna know the funniest questions you've been asked about Islam.
No offense to anyone though lol

I mean the ones like

"Hey, do you ever take that scarf off?"

or my personal favorite

"What language is Muslim?"
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lol haha ye i know a question

"do you wear your veil at home?"

"are your brothers allowed to see you?"
 
i miss stupid people :(

i havent been asked a stupid question in such a loong time!


makes me truelly appreciate my secondary school
 
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Do you want to come to the pub? :uuh:

Are you allowed to eat Kipling Lemon Slice Cakes?

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Loooool people! hahahaa
hmm...
ok well they ask are muslims allowed to ... and then these are the things they ask if we are allowed to do..so.
Are muslims allowed to...
Talk to non muslims?
Eat Hamburger?
Eat pizza?
Wear short sleeves
wear shorts
aaand...
the stupidest one...
go to hawaii...???
 
^^loool
IN ramadan They ask like Can you go to the Bathroom,
TO THE BATHROOM OFCOURSE, Ramadan is not here to kill us :D
 
^ hahahaha loooool i remember that one. i fink dey got like som sort of "stupid questions for muslims" book , thats how they ask the same questions around the world! Loooool

oh heres another i just remembered
in ramadan they ask like "so ur gonna starve urself?" and we like "no its only till maghrib" they like "so ur gonna starve urself?" am like "omg no its till maghrib" they like "ooh, so u ARE gonna starve ur self" loooool or "Can i eat this" am like "why wudnt u , ur not fasting are u?" and they liek " no but ur not allowed to look at me right" am like "um...well im not hungry anyway...and am not lookin at u" and dey like "oh ok, but are u allwed to SMELL IT?" OMG! looool
 
lolz in brooklyn i remember some1 asked me nd my girl

"Why do you hide yourself?"
lolz i felt like a criminal

the guys ask

"Can i see ur face?"

wht the heck..wht am i coverin it for ..loser lolz
 
lolz hahahah let's nt go into details cuz then your gnna say i'ma real ninja lolz..some guys are so stupid i chased after them for their stupid comments

other questions

"Aren't you hot in dere?"

"Why are you doin this to yourself?"
 
^ loool well that one i gues they were discussin real stuff and dis one is juss a joke............(tryna make it sound like it shudnt be moved)....

lol

in School, kids ask: Are u not eating lunch coz ur broke? (during ramadan)
and teachers *sigh* ask : Hey, are you allowed to play basketball with the hijaab on.
are u allowed to know that we are eating? (even when its not ramadan) and are u allowed to play certain games (basketball, soccer, normal stuff)
 
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During ramadan.. ''Do you have to fast for the rest of your life(without breaking my fast)'' like cmon!? lool

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Güven and truemuslim... please limit your freemixing to necessary posts. Jazaak Allaah Khayr.
 
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