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^^Loool When I read my comments here I have too laugh myself :D
 
oh btw souljete jus mentioned ''halal sausages''... is it realy ryt 2 have them?? i mean emmm koz iv heard even though they maybe halal... you shudt hav them koz of emmm... not apropriate 2 say i think so il leav it.... but neway i heard there shouldnt be no such thing as ''halal sausages''... but it is kind of confusing.. i duno lol
 
^ all it is are sausages made of different meat so yeh. just like hot dogs made of different meat, and hamburgers. they even got halal pepperoni now..and bacon. lol
 
LOLZ hahaha ok thts funny..the halal pepperonin is halal salami they put on pizza ..no the sausages are chicken it's jst the way it's cut nd the blessin on it so it's halal..in canada it was a thing called Zabiha halal..it's not pork
 
BintAmjad said:
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The other day I was asked:

"Can non-muslims eat halal meat will it offend you?"

lol then the next question was

"Does halal meat taste different to normal meat"

lol she obviously realised what she just asked me and started apologising bless her... did i forget to mention she was a blonde lol

:w:
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HHAHAHAHAHA that one's hillllarious.

I've gotten SO many questions but not that one lool.
My friend got:

"Do you shower with your hijab on?"
 
Loool yeh they like
"wow it must suck for u having to sleep, eat, shower, and live your ENTIRE life with that thing on your head, ur hair must really be messy by now" and am like ":eek: seriously???"
 
truemuslim said:
Loool yeh they like
"wow it must suck for u having to sleep, eat, shower, and live your ENTIRE life with that thing on your head, ur hair must really be messy by now" and am like ":eek: seriously???"
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hahaha it's amazing how little people know and how quick SOME are to judge about our religion.

I HATE it when people ask if I'm going to "bomb" them.

"Hey Aminah, are you gonna bomb us or something?"

"No, but you gave me the idea if you bombard me with those questions."
 
aminahgorilla said:
hahaha it's amazing how little people know and how quick SOME are to judge about our religion.

I HATE it when people ask if I'm going to "bomb" them.

"Hey Aminah, are you gonna bomb us or something?"

"No, but you gave me the idea if you bombard me with those questions."
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hehe yeh i kno

Loooooool omg yes! hahahaa . in the airport and all people in the plane just staare like :scared:, and i couldnt take it anymore so i was like "am not the only arab/muslim here" then they like :omg:!!! am like "ur going to arrive in germany in one piece. and they like :phew the rest of the flight . omggggg loooool :laugh:
 
Airports are the worst, they can cut the whole "Randomly selected to be checked" act.
Lol yeah, dude people look at me SO muchhh when I'm on the plane.

They can't take their eyes off us! I'm like, I know I'm gorgeous but is it really that necessary ?
 
aminahgorilla said:
Airports are the worst, they can cut the whole "Randomly selected to be checked" act.
Lol yeah, dude people look at me SO muchhh when I'm on the plane.

They can't take their eyes off us! I'm like, I know I'm gorgeous but is it really that necessary ?
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LOOOOOOOOOOL!!!
hehe
my brother looks all ghetto and scary so he just look at em and they glance away.....wait no thats at his work , at the restaraunt. lol.
any arabs look at ppl in the airport they look away, scared, as if there last second is now.
btw i was just watching this: Hilarius and KILLER!!!

honestly the only thing ONLINE that can make me laugh while im alone, OUT loud and make my hip/stomach hurt extremely and kill me of laughter, are this guys videos, like OMGG they get soooo hilarius so plz watch em. seriously :laugh: !!
 
aminahgorilla said:
"So your guyses prayer is a traditional Arab dance right?"
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:uuh::giggling: bwahahahaha!

When I decided to fast for Ramadan last year, one person who was raised catholic asked me a feq questions:

"So what are you giving up for Ramadan?"
"You don't give up anything, you just fast during the day. You can't ingest anything during the day."
"Oh ok. Aren't you really hungry?"
"You get used to it after a few days. The hardest part is the no drinking part."
"You can't drink? OMG!"
"It's fasting, no ingesting of anything."
"Wow! And you do this for 40 days?!"
"No, about 30. This is Ramadan, not Lent. Wrong religion."
"Oh..."
 
MaiCarInMtl said:
:uuh::giggling: bwahahahaha!

When I decided to fast for Ramadan last year, one person who was raised catholic asked me a feq questions:

"So what are you giving up for Ramadan?"
"You don't give up anything, you just fast during the day. You can't ingest anything during the day."
"Oh ok. Aren't you really hungry?"
"You get used to it after a few days. The hardest part is the no drinking part."
"You can't drink? OMG!"
"It's fasting, no ingesting of anything."
"Wow! And you do this for 40 days?!"
"No, about 30. This is Ramadan, not Lent. Wrong religion."
"Oh..."
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hehe loool

SIS YOUR A MUSLIM?! :statisfie:statisfie:statisfie i swear i alwyas thought u werent!!
correct me if im wrong. lol

i just remembered one... ok they go like

"So, do you date?"
"No, its haram, against my religion, plus its stupid and pointless"
"Its HARAM?! So how do you get married?! How did your parents have you?! OMG OMG OMG!!!:omg:"

:laugh:
 
Assalamoalaikum,

:lol:...i had this lady suggest me once that i shud make a white abaya for summer cuz tht wud protect me from the heat...:)

W'salaam
 
truemuslim said:
hehe loool

SIS YOUR A MUSLIM?! :statisfie:statisfie:statisfie i swear i alwyas thought u werent!!
correct me if im wrong. lol

i just remembered one... ok they go like

"So, do you date?"
"No, its haram, against my religion, plus its stupid and pointless"
"Its HARAM?! So how do you get married?! How did your parents have you?! OMG OMG OMG!!!:omg:"

:laugh:
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Actually, I am not muslim, just seriously considering converting (but not yet ready to take the plunge - I want to finish reading the Qur'an first, then I'll see). I did the fasting at Ramadan for various reasons. I found I greatly benefited from it in the end and I plan to do it again this year (I'd also like to help out some groups by helping them prepare/distribute food for those who may not be able to provide for themselves).

PS On the dating part: that's so silly! Dating does not equal marriage! Perhaps it would be better understood if people used the word "courting" but make sure that the words chaperone, engagement, no touching, etc etc are included in the same sentence.
 
MaiCarInMtl said:
Actually, I am not muslim, just seriously considering converting (but not yet ready to take the plunge - I want to finish reading the Qur'an first, then I'll see). I did the fasting at Ramadan for various reasons. I found I greatly benefited from it in the end and I plan to do it again this year (I'd also like to help out some groups by helping them prepare/distribute food for those who may not be able to provide for themselves).

PS On the dating part: that's so silly! Dating does not equal marriage! Perhaps it would be better understood if people used the word "courting" but make sure that the words chaperone, engagement, no touching, etc etc are included in the same sentence.
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awwwwwwwww!!! Inshallah u take ur shahada someday, when your ready! Im glad ur considering!! :statisfie:statisfie:statisfie:statisfie:statisfie:statisfie:statisfie:statisfie
lol
 
Aww mashallah sis MaiCarInMtl thats a really nice thing to do i mean helpin and mashallah it's good that your studyin it..inshallah one day we'll hear the good news :D
 

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