What are the funniest....

[Soulja Girl]

Are muslims allowed to...the stupidest one...
go to hawaii...???

^LOL! Of course they areee...Feel sorry for the poor things, don't know much eh?

 

[truemuslim]

During ramadan.. ''Do you have to fast for the rest of your life(without breaking my fast)'' like cmon!? lool

Loool thats the stupidest question ever! babies dont ask that! looooll

:salamext:

Güven and truemuslim... please limit your freemixing to necessary posts. Jazaak Allaah Khayr.

^o)

 

[aminahjaan]

Sorry to disappoint you matey, but there's already a thread on this :unhappy:

http://www.islamicboard.com/general/134266444-dont-u-get-mad-when-someone-ask-u.html

whoopps. Hahha, nah, I didn't see it though.

These jokes are freaking funny! LOL

some one asked me

"So your guyses prayer is a traditional Arab dance right?"

Uhm NO.

"Oh so it's an indian thing right?"

WOW.

:enough!:
lol

 

[truemuslim]

whoopps. Hahha, nah, I didn't see it though.

These jokes are freaking funny! LOL

some one asked me

"So your guyses prayer is a traditional Arab dance right?"

Uhm NO.

"Oh so it's an indian thing right?"

WOW.

:enough!:
lol

OMG LOOOOL

 

[snakelegs]

some one asked me

"So your guyses prayer is a traditional Arab dance right?"

this one cracked me up! ;D

 

[Souljette]

HAHAHAHAH omgg thts the stupidest one i've heard of

 

[Mysterious Uk]

During ramadhan time: you don't eat or drink for a month!? But u will die!

Lol it was so funny.

 

[Na7lah]

the Ramadan one is soo comon here lol...i once got, "are u bald? is that y u'r wearing that?" and "how can u think with that thing over your head"?????? lol

 

[truemuslim]

^ how can u think?!?!?!? LOoooooooooool
when someone talk to me i answer and they say "OMG u HEARD me?!" am like "uhh yeh why not" they liek " omg u heard that too?! " lol and sometimes they fink i got cancer coz i coverin my head

 

[Souljette]

ye they tell me how do u hear..wherez ur ear?? im like the same place urs is? :S

 

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:salamext:

LOL. :muddlehea

 

[Mysterious Uk]

the Ramadan one is soo comon here lol...i once got, "are u bald? is that y u'r wearing that?" and "how can u think with that thing over your head"?????? lol

I similarly got: can u hear with that thing on ur head lol

 

[SouLda_Gal]

hahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sum rate funy n weird questions there lol... wel i duno i aint been askd any weird questions... wel most ppl here know alot about islam so its kwl.. yipeeeeeee lolzzzzzzzz

 

[intra]

i miss stupid people

i havent been asked a stupid question in such a loong time!


makes me truelly appreciate my secondary school

..then you are very shallow.

 

[BintAmjad]

The other day I was asked:

"Can non-muslims eat halal meat will it offend you?"

lol then the next question was

"Does halal meat taste different to normal meat"

lol she obviously realised what she just asked me and started apologising bless her... did i forget to mention she was a blonde lol

 

[Güven]

^^loool

 

[Pen Marks]

once a lil boy thought since christains followed christianity and we followed Islam we must be islamians. lol i couldnt stop laughing poor kid he looked so offended ;D

 

[truemuslim]

once a lil boy thought since christains followed christianity and we followed Islam we must be islamians. lol i couldnt stop laughing poor kid he looked so offended ;D

Looooooooooollll!! hehehehee

 

[Souljette]

u knw the coolest thing is ..sum of my non muslim frnds tld me tht halal sausages taste way better then haram ones..like the chicken ones .cuz in cookin class we cooked halal nd the other one nd dey saw the difference dere.like WOWW the sausages are nt evn oily lolz

 

[cute123]

^^loool
IN ramadan They ask like Can you go to the Bathroom,
TO THE BATHROOM OFCOURSE, Ramadan is not here to kill us

That was really funny