If humanists fail to act morally (i.e., fail to use their brains as best they can), then borrowing the clerics’ word, it could be said that such humanists “sinned” – but we prefer to say we “made a mistake”! And when we make mistakes, then Mother Nature (with her principle of causality) is always there to dole out suitable “justice” or “punishment”; that is, generally one pays for one’s mistakes; generally one gets pretty much what one deserves.
An illustration that I encountered a few minutes ago is in the manual for my car. It states: “To avoid injury [when tightening a particular bolt], check to see what your hand would hit if the wrench slips.” How true! It’s exactly the right way to avoid smashing your knuckles! Translated into the language that I’ve been using, it states: “To avoid injury, use your brain as best you can!” It’s not a “sin” not to – but it sure can be a mistake!
Similarly with consequences (“punishment”) for mistakes (“sins”) in interpersonal relations, such as the mistake of not being kind to other humans (with keenness) or not recognizing that others have equal rights to pursue their own goals. As I mentioned in an earlier chapter, one of the best, down-to-earth summary statement of this that I recently heard was in some movie (title forgotten) in which the teenage heroine says: “What goes around comes around.” Buddhists call it ‘karma’. In the Bible (both at Job 4, 9 and at Galatians 6, 7) there is the idea: “You reap what you sow.” Some other good illustrative statements of the same idea are: 1) “Smile; it’s contagious”, 2) the great highway sign that seems to be everywhere in Texas “Drive Friendly”, and 3) the great expression “If you receive a favor, pass it on.” That is, Dear, usually it’s much preferable to live among humans who are generally kind to one another (with keenness) rather than among those who aren’t – because “what goes around (generally) comes around”.
Now, Dear, I hope that the above “humanist’s view” or “humanist’s scheme” of morality and justice seem totally obvious (and sensible!) to you. And if it doesn’t, then I hope very much that you (as a humanist!) will use your brain as best you can (which should include evaluating all available data) to improve on the scheme.
But then, Dear, for startling contrast – startling in its horridness – consider some of the stupid ideas promoted by the clerics of our culture. If you do consider them (as I’ll be encouraging you to do in Qx), then I expect you’ll agree that the Bible, the Qur’an, and the Book of Mormon promote an astounding range of stupidities (as judged by any humanist), which if transformed into actions, would be an astounding range of immoralities (as judged by any humanist).
For example, an overview of the scheme used by Christian, Islam, and Mormon clerics is the following. First, they promote the stupidity that the prime goal of humans (the “sheep” in their “flocks”) is to obey. Next, switching the analogy from sheep to donkeys, the clerics display both the carrot and the stick with which they proposed to move their donkey followers: if the people do what the clerics demand (if the people are “sinless”), then they offer the people “eternal bliss in a heavenly after-life”. On the other hand, if the people don’t do what the clerics demand (if the people “sin”), then the clerics threaten their followers with the stick of “eternal ****ation in Hell”. Thereby, the clerics use their God-idea to enslave their sheepish, donkey followers, with the key to their clerics’ chains (and their dungeons) being their concept of “sin”.
Of course this “carrot and stick approach” is very old. As I suggested in earlier chapters and will show you details in Yx, the same approach was practiced by Egyptian and Mesopotamian priests thousands of years earlier – and found to be totally inadequate to fill the clerics’ coffers. What the earlier clerics (and of course the Christian clerics) therefore added was methods for their sinful, sheep-like followers to “change their ways”. Thus, rather than just getting their knuckles banged for not checking what their hand would hit if the wrench slipped, or rather than getting a dose of their own medicine when what-they-sent-around came back-around, sinful sheep-like, donkey followers were told that if they pray (or bray!) to God (aka the clerics) for “forgiveness” of their sins, then (for a price) the clerics would forgive “the poor, wretched sinners”, rescuing them from the horrible fate awaiting them in their imagined Hell. Thereby, the clerics (and whatever gods they invented) played the role not just as “judges” but also as “saviors” in a fanciful con game. As H.L. Mencken summarized:
What is the function that a clergyman performs in the world? Answer: he gets his living by assuring idiots that he can save them from an imaginary Hell. It’s a business almost indistinguishable from that of a seller of snake-oil for rheumatism.
Again, Dear, everyone makes mistakes – even you! Mother Nature (causality) makes you pay for your mistakes: generally you’ll need to pay what you owe! Yet, there is a sort of “redemption” available for making mistakes: if you’re wise, you’ll learn from them. Religious people, on the other hand, are “sinners”. And in contrast to Mother Nature, the clerics demand that you pay them for what they define to be “sins”. If “sinners” pay the clerics enough (now-a-days, they take cash, checks, and credit cards!), then they’ll give the “sinners” tickets to Heaven; otherwise, to Hell with them! The “longshoreman philosopher” Eric Hoffer saw it clearly, and saw it was the same for all “mass movements” (be they religious or political):
The technique of a mass movement aims to infect people with a malady and then offer the movement as a cure. An effective mass movement cultivates the idea of sin. It depicts the autonomous self not only as barren and hopeless but also as vile. To confess and repent is to slough off ones individual distinctness and separateness, and salvation is found by losing oneself in the holy oneness of the congregation.
Similar stupidity is still promoted by politicians. For example, as I write this, just last week our stupid president George W. Bush stated at a news conference (associated with comments about homosexuality): “We’re all sinners.” What guck! What gibberish! What gobbledygook! What Jabberwocky!
Dear: no “secular humanist” ever was or ever will be a “sinner”. According to my dictionary, the primary definition of ‘sin’ is “the breaking of religious law or moral principle, especially through a willful act.” Rejecting all religions, we humanists therefore never sin! Of course we make mistakes, but we don’t “sin”. We make mistakes – and we pay for them, with everything from banged knuckles to lost friendships. Religious people, in contrast, are conned into “believing” that their mistakes are “sins” against their gods – to be paid for not with banged knuckles and lost friendships but with produce, cash, or whatever else the clerics can con from the people!
The stupidity is enough to drive me to suggest a bumper sticker: “I may be mistaken, but you have to be religious to be a sinner.” Or maybe better, because it’s shorter:
MISTAKES… SURE

. SIN… NEVER
How did it come about? Surely it was childish ignorance, fear, and greed. Just as with children today, no doubt the earliest humans could hardly perceive anything except in relation to themselves. This is called an “anthropocentric view”. With anthropos the Greek word for ‘human’, ‘anthropocentric’ means “conceiving of everything in the universe in terms of human values” or the view that “considers humans as the central factor, or final aim, of the universe.” And although “anthropocentricism” is the central tenet of all organized religions, yet there isn’t the tiniest shred of data to support it. Stars are born and die, the sun keeps burning, the sky is blue, clouds float by, it rains, rivers swell, floods occur, ants go about their business, and rocks pretty much do what they’ve always done – without the least “concern” for humans!
But when ancient people first started thinking about their surrounding, almost certainly they did so with an anthropocentric view – just as do modern children as well as, unfortunately, a huge number of current adults: Why did that stupid rock trip me? Those darn ants ruined our picnic. Why did that flood ruin our crops? Alternatively, it was (and still is): I must have done something right for the sky to be so beautifully blue! Thank God the sun finally came out! The stars must have some purpose! That is, Dear, people “project” their own views onto the universe, even to the extent of assigning the human concept of “purpose” onto “things” (such as rocks and rivers and stars) that “haven’t a clue” about the “meaning” of ‘purpose’.
And as silly as it is to assign the human notion of ‘purpose’ onto inanimate objects, the next phase of this silliness is even worse: not only to claim that such purposes are known but also that people’s actions can influence such assumed purposes. That is, if the Sun doesn’t shine, a volcano erupts, a drought occurs, the river floods, the people starve, a hunter is killed, a mother becomes ill, a child dies, or if any of innumerable misfortunes occur, then rather than recognize that all are “normal” fluctuations of nature (with, in some cases, inadequate precaution taken by “the victims” of such fluctuations), people with an anthropocentric view of the universe mistakenly attribute their misfortunes not to nature’s randomness (or to their own carelessness) but to their “sins”.
Now, Dear, you may think that the above is silly, because you have learned to identify other causes for such misfortunes as illness, hunger, death, and so on. For example, a disease descends on a village not as “social justice” from the gods but as “justice” for inadequate hygiene, an inadequate mosquito-control program, or similar. But, Dear, try to imagine the primitive thoughts of early humans: insofar as they were convinced about the existence of powerful gods (who ruled thunder, lightning, volcanoes, the stars, life and death, and so on) and so long as the people experienced misfortunes (becoming ill, being hungry, losing children, etc.), then it must have appeared to be “obvious” (and logical) that in some way or other the infliction was retribution by “the gods” for “the sins” of the sufferer – and the first priests seized the opportunity to start their con games. As Voltaire said: “The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool.”
Now, Dear, it would require too much space, here, to show you details about how this con game developed. I showed you some in earlier chapters and will show you more in Yx. Here, let me just mention a few summary points:
• Subservience to gods and some sort of payments for sins probably started with prehistoric humans. Hints of this are available not only from archeological finds but also from observations of children and animals such as apes: weaker males and females normally pay the strongest male some type of tribute. Similarly, when confronted by some threatening unknown (an erupting volcanoes, a lightning storm), prehistoric humans probably tried to appease some “god” with subservience and some booty.
• The behavioral pattern was then available when human communities developed, with their needs for customs and laws: the leaders and their henchmen (the priests) claimed (and clerics still claim) that the community’s laws were given to them by “the gods”. This was a widespread (if not worldwide) technique, used for at least 2,000 years before Moses allegedly adopted the same method in his proclamations of his many “commandments”. If a person broke one of these laws, i.e., if a person “sinned”, then “the sinner” would be punished.
• The essence of this method can be seen even in a dictionary definition of ‘sin’:
1. a) the breaking of religious law or moral principle, especially through a willful act, b) a state of habitual violation of such principles 2. any offense, misdemeanor, or fault.
This definition, however, is not historically correct (or, as a minimum, it’s misleading), because stating that ‘sin’ is “the breaking of religious law or moral principle…” fails to inform the reader that, in earlier times, all laws and all moral principles were claimed to be religious (i.e., given to the people by the gods).
• As for how the people would be punished if they broke the laws (i.e., if they “sinned”), it depended upon the times and the rulers. For example, as I showed you in M1, approximately 500 years before Moses, King Hammurabi of Babylon proscribed punishments for the ‘sinners’ who broke his god’s laws. These punishments were generally of two types i.e., with two goals: either to deter future crimes (e.g., cut off a thief’s hand) or to compensate for damages (e.g., pay a person if you put out his or his slave’s eye).
• There was, therefore, a time period when the concept of sin was beneficial to community life, as a form of “crowd control”. If someone were so inclined, one could argue that Hammurabi demonstrated the final useful application of the method; since his time, the power gained by the clerics corrupted the method, turning it into a con game designed not for the community’s benefit but for their own. An overview of this con game is that, in it, the clerics claimed all power: legislative power (making the law), police power (arresting people for suspicion of breaking the law), judicial power (deciding if the law has been broken and the penalty for breaking the law), and taxation power (collecting payments from the “sinners”).
• During the most recent 2,000 – 3,000 years, a clash of two principle methods to govern community life has been occurring. On the one side, the clerics have continued to claim control through their manipulation of the concept of sin; this method is still prevalent in many Islamic societies throughout the world, and remnants of the method continue even in this country, especially where some type of “fundamentalism” continues to be strong (e.g., in Utah). On the other side are the “civil governments”, with a strong start in Ancient Greece and Rome (as I’ll sketch in Ux and Yx), which started when people saw that it wasn’t the gods but other people who made the laws, and therefore, that it should be some civil rather than some clerical authority that administers justice. The resulting clash was particularly acute in Israel 2,000 years ago, when the Romans ruled the country with their civil law while the clerics tried to continue to rule the people with their “divine” law – which they continue to try to do today!
Therefore, Dear, to summarize the above ridiculously brief overview, the Bible (and similarly the Qur’an and the Book of Mormon) can be viewed as last desperate gasps of the clerics to their presumptuous claims that they had (and still have) the authority (from God) to govern their communities. Maybe even more ridiculously, they claimed (and continue to claim) that they have the competence to govern: they claim competence to be police, lawyers, judges, legislators, sociologists, psychologists, and even doctors and scientists – while displaying knowledge less than should be learned in elementary school!
And if you think that the above has nothing to do with you, Dear, then please think about what you’ve been taught ever since you were a baby. For example, consider again LDS President Kimball’s statement:
…Since the beginning [of religious con games!] there has been in the world a wide range of sins. Many of them involve harm to others, but every sin is against ourselves and God…
Please, Dear, don’t buy into such stupidity. Of course I totally agree that it’s generally unwise (in fact, usually dumb) to murder, steal, lie, and so on. People have trouble enough in this life without living in societies without such obviously desirable restrictions on behavior. But are violations of such restrictions “sins” against some god?
Let me put it this way. In so far as all ideas about all gods should be dismissed as “mere speculation”, so should all ideas of “sin”. I very much hope, Dear, that you understand what I’m trying to say: when you can break free from all silly speculations about the existence of any god (or gods), then of course there is no longer any meaning to the concept of “offending the gods”, i.e., there is no such thing as “sin”. Of course, there will continue to be actions that you might take that are potentially damaging to your trio of survival goals (and therefore these actions are “immoral” – or just plain dumb!), but they ain’t “sins”!
Stated still differently, Dear, please be assured from the lifetime experiences of your “grandfather with the beard” that never once in your life have you ever committed (or will you ever commit) a “sin”. True, you may have done (or may yet do) something foolish or stupid (and thereby, immoral), but never once have you ever offended (or will you offend) any god. Again: if you’ll forego the immorality of believing in gods, then I guarantee you that you’ll never “sin”!