i thought everybody knows that sikhs are actually jewish. they were invented by the zionist cabal (elders of zion) to guard and protect the zionist state of israel but so the muslims wouldn't suspect anything, they pretended to be hindus because otherwise they might have been confused with jews and muslims (because they're also monotheists) so the sikhs put plastic krishnas in their cars and dancing shivas hanging from their car mirrors and grew great beards so they could pass as orthodox jews when they went to jerusalem. the rest of the time they ran around in turbans, which had everybody confused. pretty soon everybody got completely mixed up (which was the whole idea in the first place), so the state of israel was created so that the sikhs could go back to india and pretend to be non-hindus.
i hope this clarifies this for once and for all.