I just figured it out. Hear up, for this is the conspiracy theory post that will revolutionize and define conspiracy theorizing for all time!
There is no New World Order (NWO). All you intrepid conspiracy theorists who think you're onto it have just been duped by the New New World Order (NNWO). This insidious, invisible group of people are trying to take over the world. I'm not exactly sure who they are or what they will do with the world when they manage to take it over, but they exist and they surely intend to take it over. The fact that nobody has been able to uncover who exactly they are and what their ultimate goal is just constitutes proof of how good the NNWO is at secrecy.
Yet, they know that despite their prowess, there is no way to maintain and propagate a conspiracy that vast without leaving small traces that the intrepid will eventually notice and begin figuring things out. So the NNWO had to find a way to keep itself from being uncovered, despite the traces. So instead of coverup, they made sure that those who noticed them would be led on towards the wrong conclusions and end up chasing dead ends. And for that, they carried out the greatest obfuscation in the history of humanity: The existence of the NWO, the continued existence of the Bavarian Illuminati, and the involvement of the Freemasons in world conspiracy. They intentionally led conspiracy theorists astray to divert attention away from themselves! Some of the most prominent members of the conspiracy theorist community are in fact agents of the NNWO!
Wake up, people! Just as the illusion of freedom is the most powerful tool of subjugation in existence, the illusion of having figured it all out is the most powerful tool of obfuscation in existence! You think you are fighting to expose the sinister shadowy forces that would rule over us, but you are in fact unknowingly helping them keep their secrets!
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Hahahaha your funny. :/
BWAAAAH MA FREEDUMS! WAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs around in a circle*
There is gonna be a huge explosion! BANG! Out comes the lizard people, the moon will crash down on Earth, the North & South Pole will melt down and flood the world, the Queen will transform into a giant elephant and stomp on everyone because she is sick of people waving flags at her and Alex Jone will from float to the heavens and save us all from the mysterious satanic invisible crazy lizard people with his long retarded lecture about how the shortages kolas were responsible for world war 2 and the American Revolution.
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I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.
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format_quote Originally Posted by GuestFellow
Hahahaha your funny. :/
BWAAAAH MA FREEDUMS! WAAAAAAAAAAAH *runs around in a circle*
There is gonna be a huge explosion! BANG! Out comes the lizard people, the moon will crash down on Earth, the North & South Pole will melt down and flood the world, the Queen will transform into a giant elephant and stomp on everyone because she is sick of people waving flags at her and Alex Jone will from float to the heavens and save us all from the mysterious satanic invisible crazy lizard people with his long retarded lecture about how the shortages kolas were responsible for world war 2 and the American Revolution.
Re: The New New World Order! The conspiracy behind conspiracy theories!
format_quote Originally Posted by Futuwwa
I just figured it out. Hear up, for this is the conspiracy theory post that will revolutionize and define conspiracy theorizing for all time!
There is no New World Order (NWO).
Some of the most prominent members of the conspiracy theorist community are in fact agents of the NNWO!
You think you are fighting to expose the sinister shadowy forces that would rule over us, but you are in fact unknowingly helping them keep their secrets!
i'll just let everyone focus on those 2 contradictions and say nothing...
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I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.
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^ It's like the new ipad. The next one is called the new new ipad. Then the next one is called the new new new ipad. And then the next one is called the new new new new ipad. After that the next ipad will be called the new(X5) ipad.
I was looking at myself talking to myself and I realized this conversation...I was having with myself looking at myself was a conversation with myself that I needed to have with myself.
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