Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

[Far7an]

We were watching jumuah khutbah from Makkah when my nephew says to his father...

"Abu! He's cheating, he's looking in the paper!"

 

[crayon]

This summer I was going to pray duhr, and then take my 4 year old cousin to the park. He was waiting for me, so I asked him "how about you pray with me, and then we go to the park?". He said okay, so I took him to the bathroom and showed him how to make wudu, helped him with it.

Then after we finished, before I started praying, I told him to do everything that I did. Everytime I said "allahu akbar" he said it, he made ruku, sujood, and all, it was adorable mashallah.
At the end when we finished, he's like "J, you did a fine job!" with this wide smile on his face, lol.

When we got back from the park it was asr time, I asked him if he wanted to pray with me again, he's like "No, that's enough for today!".

 

[Pk_#2]

We were watching jumuah khutbah from Makkah when my nephew says to his father...

"Abu! He's cheating, he's looking in the paper!"

;D

This summer I was going to pray duhr, and then take my 4 year old cousin to the park. He was waiting for me, so I asked him "how about you pray with me, and then we go to the park?". He said okay, so I took him to the bathroom and showed him how to make wudu, helped him with it.

Then after we finished, before I started praying, I told him to do everything that I did. Everytime I said "allahu akbar" he said it, he made ruku, sujood, and all, it was adorable mashallah.
At the end when we finished, he's like "J, you did a fine job!" with this wide smile on his face, lol.

When we got back from the park it was asr time, I asked him if he wanted to pray with me again, he's like "No, that's enough for today!".

Lol Aww^



One time when JJ was 5 her and her mates went to the farm for a trip or summin and the man that was showing em around was like, who wants to touch the pigs? And you know kids they was all like yeah mee meeeeeeee and JJ thought she'll join in, n she was like YAHHH MEEEEEEEE and he's like ok then touch the piggy, and she's like, :ermm: she dint really wana do it ahaha but she had to touch tha ugly thang ehehe ;D

 

[crayon]

Oh, the same little cousin also likes to pretend he's cinderella, and he makes us act out his whole "cinderella" storybook with him. He's cinderella, and I'm the stepmother/fairy godmother/prince/etc., lol.

We're hoping it's just a phase.

Here's a picture of him with a mushroom he found, he was enthralled by it. Perhaps because I told him it was a magical mushroom...lol
http://enigmaticentity.deviantart.com/art/Mushroom-Prince-96384082

 

[Pk_#2]

AwwwK!

You're teaching him about magic mushrooms.... =| so soon?!

 

[crayon]

Hah, not THAT kind of magical mushroom, lol.
The innocent little kid kind that can grant you wishes or make you invisible or let you fly!:statisfie

 

[Pk_#2]

Hah, not THAT kind of magical mushroom, lol.
The innocent little kid kind that can grant you wishes or make you invisible or let you fly!:statisfie

:hmm: You're making me .....

Effects of Magic Mushrooms

- The effects for both mushrooms can take between 30 minutes to two hours to happen. The strongest part of the trip takes 4-10 hours and the after-effects usually last a further 2-6 hours. The more you take, the longer your trip could last.
- Both mushrooms can make you feel confident, relaxed and in good spirits.
- They can distort colour, sound and objects. One effect can be that your senses get mixed up so that, for example, you think you can hear colours and you can see sounds.
- They can also speed up and slow down your sense of time and movement. You may feel like you're dreaming when you're awake.
- You can feel more emotionally sensitive. Some people become creative and feel enlightened.

Maybe we should change it to magic stone?

 

[crayon]

Lol!
Yeah, next time I see him I'll tell him to forget all about magical mushrooms and focus on stones instead.

 

[Re.TiReD]

posted this in the ss but i'll post it here too

a few days ago i was at the masjid waiting for asr and a sister was there with her two sons, 'bout 7, 6' and the boys were talking lol

Boy 1 *younger one*: Nur shaitan is really really bad right?
Nur: yeh, this baad! and he shows his hands that are spread faar apart
Boy 1: can we touch him?
Nur: No! oh:
Boy 1: what would you do if you could?
Nur: *thinks for a bit* i would kick him and beat him and hurt him until he says sorry!
Boy 1: oh: why!?
Nur: shh don't tell anyone, "he made me forget to pray isha yesterday and i had to pray when i got up"
Boy 1: oh! thats a good reason *and he smiles content* but don't let him make you forget it again ok?
Nur: ok!

i love when kids try to pray, my lil nephew once saw me praying and he hurried to get the prayer mat but he coudnt find it so he got the welcome mat from the front door and started using that ;D he was two and when he tried to make sujuud he couldn't do it perfect so he just layed down flat on his belly and through out the salah he was saying bishma bishma lol for bismillah

^ my lil bro does that. he lies down flat...

 

[Pk_#2]

Oh nice thread!

When we were younger we went to a wedding and my little sister looks up at my mum and says 'Mama when are you going to get married?'


And once my little cousin asked her mum 'Did daddy come out of your tummy too?'


the inncence! ;D

We asked ma cousin which wedding was the best, i.e the two uncles weddings that passed, she's like my mom and dads and we were like waaa you were there? she said Yeahhhhhhh with a big smile ;D

 

[Danah]

This thread is very cool.....made me grin

Ameena....ur stories made me cracked up especially the baby one lol

When we got back from the park it was asr time, I asked him if he wanted to pray with me again, he's like "No, that's enough for today!".

;D omg.....thats awesome

Oh nice thread!

When we were younger we went to a wedding and my little sister looks up at my mum and says 'Mama when are you going to get married?'


And once my little cousin asked her mum 'Did daddy come out of your tummy too?'

OMG.....I cant resist? ;D
......................
well, my niece was looking to her mom while she was doing zikr (remembering allah or tasbeeh) after the prayer sitting on her mat, she tried to say the same.....her mother said subhan allah alhumdulilah, allahu akbar.....and many others words
next time her mother listened to her saying...
subhan allah
alhumdulilah
allahu akbar
al ka'abah>>> al ka'abah? oh:.....just what brought al ka'abha here?
lol, she thought that tasbeeh is anything related to Islam

lol, maybe next time she well say .... masjed :hiding:

 

[Re.TiReD]

I'm finally safe from the zombies :statisfie

Somebody once said that their daughter threw a tantrum because her mum didnt invite her to her wedding (meaning the kid was upset because she hadnt been at her mums wedding)

 

[Pk_#2]

I'm finally safe from the zombies :statisfie

Somebody once said that their daughter threw a tantrum because her mum didnt invite her to her wedding (meaning the kid was upset because she hadnt been at her mums wedding)

What zombies? :skeleton:

Yesterday my lil bro was helping ma mom and she said jazakAllah and he goes 'wa yucky' ;D :X

He hears us lot say wa iyyaki but I guess he dint understand it properly Lol

 

[Danah]

here is a scary story instead of a funny........post it before is ss:
mom was pregnant that time....

brother: mamy what u will give birth to, boy or girl?
mom: Allah knows the best my dear.

*brother go to the kitchen get a knife and a sticking tape*

mom: what is this my dear?
brother: I will open ur tummy to see what is inside then we will close it again using this tape :skeleton:
mom: oh: :skeleton: :skeleton: :skeleton:

lol he still remember that story until now

 

[Pk_#2]

here is a scary story instead of a funny........post it before is ss:
mom was pregnant that time....

brother: mamy what u will give birth to, boy or girl?
mom: Allah knows the best my dear.

*brother go to the kitchen get a knife and a sticking tape*

mom: what is this my dear?
brother: I will open ur tummy to see what is inside then we will close it again using this tape :skeleton:
mom: oh: :skeleton: :skeleton: :skeleton:

lol he still remember that story until now

OmR :skeleton:

You're too sensitive to know that story, get it out of your head, NOW!!

 

[Danah]

OmR :skeleton:

You're too sensitive to know that story, get it out of your head, NOW!!

lol, I need to strengthen my heart from time to another

 

[Pk_#2]

lol, I need to strengthen my heart from time to another

Awwk InshaAllaah, but take your time...please :exhausted

You and A.A are sooooo cooote!!



One time ma mom and poppa were play fighting and ma lil brother comes out of nowhere and starts kicking my pops, and ma poppa's like ask your son why he did that, and ma mom asked him and he goes 'coz he hit my mum ;D'

He's sho sho cooote.

 

[Re.TiReD]

What zombies? :skeleton:

Yesterday my lil bro was helping ma mom and she said jazakAllah and he goes 'wa yucky' ;D :X

He hears us lot say wa iyyaki but I guess he dint understand it properly Lol

The zombies that live in my room :statisfie

Awww wa yucky ;D

 

[Pk_#2]

The zombies that live in my room :statisfie

Awww wa yucky ;D

Zombies..:skeleton: In ur room?

Grab the laptop woman and run for your life!!!!!!!



Oh I have this cousin brother as well whose real silly, his mum told him to say the sleeping dua, and he goes, 'Allaahumma bismika amutu wa TAHIYAH! lol just to annoy her ;D

 

[Re.TiReD]

Zombies..:skeleton: In ur room?

Grab the laptop woman and run for your life!!!!!!!



Oh I have this cousin brother as well whose real silly, his mum told him to say the sleeping dua, and he goes, 'Allaahumma bismika amutu wa TAHIYAH! lol just to annoy her ;D

LOL really? ;D

btw was that yam in the pic?