Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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muslimahimprovin said:
*cough*
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Get well soon. Happens to the best of us.
 
another problem solved - a medical one too, damn we'd make great doctors (but we aint sad :p) lol NEXT!
 
Muezzin said:
Get either:

a) A whoopee cushion

or

b) A thumb tack.

Both go on her seat. One has funnier results than the other.


See above.
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Good job i never tried that...I would have been expelled from my school for sure!!!was such a bad day!!!well anyhow i have over come the problem...well getting round it..i just get up and go sit by another friend if she sits by me (like today) and run home after school (who says niqabis cant run??)(although the police men in the police car who stoped at the zebra crossing must have thought we were mad)
 
sapphire said:
Good job i never tried that...I would have been expelled from my school for sure!!!was such a bad day!!!well anyhow i have over come the problem...well getting round it..i just get up and go sit by another friend if she sits by me (like today) and run home after school (who says niqabis cant run??)(although the police men in the police car who stoped at the zebra crossing must have thought we were mad)
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If you were feeling really crazy, you would have laid on the black stripes and dared them to drive.
 
i would not have needed to dare them...they wouldnt have seen me if i laid on the black ones
 
i am all covered in total black nottttt purple and pink and i cover my face!!!!...and as a matter of fact...i nearly got run over a while ago...maybe i should switch to wearing white in the night....or maybe i shud lift my head when crossing roads.....and becoz im feeling in a veryyyy horrid mood....u are soo going to pay for what u did.....
 
Chill out sis. Just wear this as well:

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Can't miss that.

Gettit? Heh... heh, oh be quiet. :p
 
then i'd look like the post men around my area....they (the police men) will come chasing after me to ask why the post hasnt been delivered properly around here....wrong idea!!!anything else that i should wear???
 
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Just purchase a day-glow burqa/hijaab combo. But don't stand still for too long. They might mistake you for a traffic cone.

Next!
 
Salam TEH it appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our sections. A few popular destinations include our Halal Fun forums, our Basics of Islam and our General Chat
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Firstly, LMAO...

Do I need therapy or something???

Secondly, I noticed this thread on the LI email.. LOL

Thirdly, here is my two rupees...

I just went to a wedding right, and it had music and it wasnt segregated and I thought should I stand up on stage and tell everybody that wearing a hijaab is fardh and that music is haraam???

What do you 2 think??

:)
 
nafy_luvz_u said:
ummmmmmm.........i swallowed nemo......help lol ;)
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Don't worry. Just let nature run its course.

TEH said:
Firstly, LMAO...

Do I need therapy or something???
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Don't we all?

Secondly, I noticed this thread on the LI email.. LOL

Thirdly, here is my two rupees...
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Pence! I don't want any of your fake monopoly money dammit! :p

I just went to a wedding right, and it had music and it wasnt segregated and I thought should I stand up on stage and tell everybody that wearing a hijaab is fardh and that music is haraam???

What do you 2 think??
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Go for it. And if they don't do squat, secretly shake the coke bottle on every single table and wait, see, and record it on your mobile to share with the world.
 
:salaam: just thought id pop on to see whos about. well, thts nt strictly tru. iv got a li'l problem and i was wondering if any1 can help. let me know please.:w: :-\
 
aisha said:
:salaam: just thought id pop on to see whos about. well, thts nt strictly tru. iv got a li'l problem and i was wondering if any1 can help. let me know please.:w: :-\
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What exactly is the problem?
 
:salaam: j k 4 replying. its this guy at college. he stares and stares and stares. its so creepy and its practically impossible to avoid him. he follows me around nearly everywhere.(doesnt he have classes to go to???) i dont understand his problem. he hasnt even seen my face or anything coz i wear the veil. short of knocking his teeth out, i dont know what to do.please hlp!:w:
 
aisha said:
:salaam: j k 4 replying. its this guy at college. he stares and stares and stares. its so creepy and its practically impossible to avoid him. he follows me around nearly everywhere.(doesnt he have classes to go to???) i dont understand his problem. he hasnt even seen my face or anything coz i wear the veil. short of knocking his teeth out, i dont know what to do.please hlp!:w:
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Simply go up to him and say in as deep a voice as you can 'Hi, my name's Bob and I'd like to get to know you better'.

Hopefully he'll run away screaming. :)
 
:salaam: i dont understand. hows that gonna tell him to back off? as 4 making a deep voice, impossible.anything else?:w:
 

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