Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Ameeratul Layl said:
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That pic is spooky bro.....man...u are a bit....doo laly in the head.lol.

Anyway, I really like this part:

Then take it to Old Mrs Snobby Nose and tell her 'This is older than you but is somehow still better looking. Invest in Oil of Olay. And watch out for archaelogists. They like digging up fossils'

But we both know...its not gna happen.
so....ur gna have to cum up with sumthing esle.:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

Allah ma3ak
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Fine.

Just put a little cardboard standee thing on your desk saying 'Don't hate me cos you're ugly.'

I know it should say 'Cos I'm beautiful' but let's just try this for a change.

Alternatively, if you want to take the friendly approach get her a packet of Werther's Originals. Works like a charm. Provided you haven't used the Dinosaur Plan, or Plan B above, first.
 
Muezzin said:
Fine.

Just put a little cardboard standee thing on your desk saying 'Don't hate me cos you're ugly.'

I know it should say 'Cos I'm beautiful' but let's just try this for a change.
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Wat about:

UR UGLY IM PRETTY SO STOP BEING SO JEALOUS U.....GREY HAIRED CREATURE
 
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Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.

:w:
 
Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.
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Lol don't worry i'm sure she's only messing around :p All you need to do is find a common ground. Lol I dunno how old you guys are but you must be around yr10 or under - I wouldn't be too bothered about her, are you?
 
wow...u both online at the same time(bro minaz and muezzin).....hmmm...im trying to think of a problem....ok heres one...for the first time in my life i have no problem....and my sister seems to have dissapeared from the forum!!!!
 
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my sister seems to have dissaperaed from the forum!!!!
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Yes we solve all problems
p.s. LI staff we don't encourage memebers to dissapear...........................WE TELL THEM TO!
 
LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!
 
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Osman said:
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Whenever I walk into my class, the person that (has to) sit next to me keeps telling me to go home. After I solemnly refuse or say "Get outta town" (Warrington-type thing) she goes on to say what a lovely mother I'd make, even though I am a boy. I think she's mental (and random). Advice needed. Urgently.

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Get either:

a) A whoopee cushion

or

b) A thumb tack.

Both go on her seat. One has funnier results than the other.

LOL^^oh yay...got a problem...i go to an ALL girls islamic skul and this girl in my class she keeps following me around and trying to sit next to me as much as possible..and u get the drift...and its freaking me out!!!!!so um what do i do???ppl are starting to realise...and what do they do??laugh!!help!!!
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See above.
 
ok...thats a must try...and ill do it 2moz...as our head teacher is off on thursdays.....will keep you updated as im gonna be naughty and com on during the I.C.T lesson!!!
 
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bro muezzin I have sum news.

*sits comfortably*

You know the other day wen U told me to grab hold of a magnet and point it to the laptop of them freaks?Yeah!!! Well, amazingly I think Allah was watching and I think He felt the same about the music (annoyed).

I was doing this experiment right. And I happened to have looked down at a set of draws. I saw that the bottom one was ACTUALLY labelled 'magnets.' Muwahahahahahahahaha.

I tld this girl abut my plan a few days ago and she was in stiches. My mouth dropped wen I saw the draw FULL of magnets. I tugged at the girl's sleeve and she was lyk: Go for it!!!

I had a lab coat on (man, it felt feels cool wearing one of them)...The sleeves are quite long on them so I was able to hide it underneath my sleeve.lol.

I walked over pretending to look for the lighter for my experiment. I randomly put my hand next to the laptop facing the magnet towards it. NOTHING HAPPENED!!!!!

Brother, u really have to tell me how to do it.....I have the magnet....all u have to tell me is which part of the laptop it must face b4 the ADVENTURE BEGINS....muwahahahahahaha.

Allah ma3ak:playing:
 
OMA.....this is evilness in its best form.....please pelase pelase tellm e how it goes.....sounds fun, wish i was there to help.

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Rabi'ya:rose:
 
Rabi'ya said:
OMA.....this is evilness in its best form.....please pelase pelase tellm e how it goes.....sounds fun, wish i was there to help.

:w:

Rabi'ya:rose:
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:sl: Oh dont worry I will.The fun hasnt begun YET!!!!:giggling:

Allah ma3ik
p.s: Once br muezzin has provided me with that lil bit of info I have asked for......there will be no stopping me. :giggling:
 
Ameeratul Layl said:
:sl: Oh dont worry I will.The fun hasnt begun YET!!!!:giggling:

Allah ma3ik
p.s: Once br muezzin has provided me with that lil bit of info I have asked for......there will be no stopping me. :giggling:
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Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.

And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.

Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.
 
Muezzin said:
Try putting it very close to the side/back of the laptop and just leave it there. It won't work if you just point it, you have to leave it in very close proximity.

And I'd just like to emphasise erm... don't do this if you think it'll get you into trouble, and if it does get you into trouble I will accept no responsbility. Heh.

Also, it might not work anyway, but heck, it's fun trying.
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Ill see how I feel wen I go into lab the next tym I go. If I feel i ought to get rid of him and his stupid music then the magnet it will be.:playing:

How long do i stand there by the way....and wat makes u soooo sure itll work?

Allah ma3ak
 

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