Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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Pk_#2 said:
I lost Pugsy (My bear)

Wat I do?

I'm bored without him!
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Dedicate your life to making the following real:








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I got offered a job but they're seriously taking alot of time getting back to me.
Anyway, I get bored easily, but I need to stay in this job for at least two years, what can I do to keep myself there.
Oh, and a serious question.
I want to buy a 6 bedroom house with all the mod cons and loveliness. What do I need to do to make this happen? Seriously?
 
Musaafirah said:
I got offered a job but they're seriously taking alot of time getting back to me.
Anyway, I get bored easily, but I need to stay in this job for at least two years, what can I do to keep myself there.
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Consistently prepare either the best tea ever conceived, or the worst tea ever excreted.

Oh, and a serious question.
I want to buy a 6 bedroom house with all the mod cons and loveliness. What do I need to do to make this happen? Seriously?
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A great job, a greater estate agent, and a great big bag of jelly beans. Because why the heck not? You could afford it.

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(p.s. a belated Eid Mubarak to all readers)
 
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I keep procastinating school work for IB and my mom's frustrated. What to do? =\
 
salaam
Due to unforeseen circumstances, me and my brother are now sharing a room for a few days. this is annoying in itself had it not been for the fact that his phone alarm goes off about 4 times EVERY NIGHT. whats more, he sleeps right through it!!!
i now keep a supply of slippers, shoes, books etc by me before i sleep. (no prizes for guessing why) but my stocks soon diminish.
i need a way to wake that thing up and make him switch it off.
iv tried hijacking his phone, didnt work.
apparently, he NEEDS them for Fajr, college etc. im in the process of trying to eliminate him, but my parents may not be so understanding about this one.
help.
please.
wassalaam
 
aisha said:
salaam
Due to unforeseen circumstances, me and my brother are now sharing a room for a few days. this is annoying in itself had it not been for the fact that his phone alarm goes off about 4 times EVERY NIGHT. whats more, he sleeps right through it!!!
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Reminds me of me.

i now keep a supply of slippers, shoes, books etc by me before i sleep. (no prizes for guessing why)
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Obviously they all make good footwear.

but my stocks soon diminish.
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Man, I've ridden that train. Sometimes, they disappear right after I put them on. Depending on my Valium intake.

i need a way to wake that thing up and make him switch it off.
iv tried hijacking his phone, didnt work.
apparently, he NEEDS them for Fajr, college etc. im in the process of trying to eliminate him, but my parents may not be so understanding about this one.
help.
please.
wassalaam
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Thank you. Thank you.

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salaam
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lol i needed a good laugh. thanks for the advice.








i have another one. i have an hour's speech to give tomorrow...and i kind of havent prepared. :hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm::hmm:
 
I went swimming on Tuesday and my right-ear's been clogged ever since. ear-buds are painful :hiding:. What to do?:embarrass
 
I don't want to be the last poster on the Ramadanyat thread, it is causing me mental anguish what to do?
 
My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips. b) Make him stop picking his coldsore. c) Make his current coldsore go away.

(???)

Thank you.
 
Ali_008 said:
I went swimming on Tuesday and my right-ear's been clogged ever since. ear-buds are painful :hiding:. What to do?:embarrass
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Well, technically, in a day or so the water will simply disperse.

But that's so boring when you could attach a plunger to the side of your head.

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Gossamer skye said:
I don't want to be the last poster on the Ramadanyat thread, it is causing me mental anguish what to do?
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Click me.

sevgi said:
My little brother has a terrible habit of licking his lips. He always looks like his lips are tripple their actual size. He has now developed a coldsore and keeps picking at it regardless of my efforts to make the sore subside and disappear.

What can I do to a) make him stop licking his lips.
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You could always stick gaffer tape over each lip. Preferably the silver kind. Then his friends might call him Thunderlips.

b) Make him stop picking his coldsore.
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As above, but apply tape to each fingertip. And draw smiley faces upon them.

c) Make his current coldsore go away.
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Well, there are creams and things, but my personal solution involves a trained mosquito and a brick.

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