Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Pure Purple]

Man:Sir my wife is missing.
Postman:Ye post office hai,police station nahi.
Man:Kya Karu?Khushi ke mare samajh me nahi a raha kaha jau ?kya karun.;D;D

 

[Pure Purple]

Originally Posted by Computer Engineering is my hobby lol lol lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Safiya 1 again.

Mujhe is ka jawab chahiye.
Brother Admin Mujhe is ka jawab chahiye.Mai aap se admin zAk=zakariya walide abu yahya se pooch rahi hun.aap ke dost ko ye baat kaise pata chali.?please answer

 

[Abu Zainab]

^ lol @ walide abu yahya

You see sister when you try to rep someone again after just giving them a rep you will receive this message. I don't know how many other reps you have to do before you give to the same person again though....maybe "walide abu yahya" can enlighten us on this one. So if the computer engineering guy got the same message, it doesn't mean he is a hacker.

I hope that helps you to calm down.

Your jokes are awesome by the way. keep em' coming.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

"Walide Abu Yahya" won't come here to reply. Intezar mat karo.

:lol: Good one, bro!

 

[Abu Zainab]

^lol

Then may we request walide yahya to answer that.

 

[Pure Purple]

You see sister when you try to rep someone again after just giving them a rep you will receive this message.

han par mujhe doosron ke reps ke baare to mail nahi milta??please koi to batao

 

[Pure Purple]

Walide Abu Yahya" won't come here to reply. Intezar mat karo.

aap admin kiyon bane agar aap memebers ko guide nahi kar sakte.
han aap ko members ke private messages padhne se fursat milegi tab aap aap bataenge na.k...mai khud hi is bare me pata laga lungi.:hmm:
Lekin mujhe us 46 post ke bare to aap ko batana hi hoga.kiyon mai 46 post me full member bani jabki 50 chahiye hota hai?^o)

 

[Pure Purple]

Your jokes are awesome by the way. keep em' coming.

jazakallah brother.

 

[Pure Purple]

MOM:Beta padhai karo.
SON:nahi mai job karunga.
MOM:nalayak 1st standard pass kake tum kaunsi job karoge?
Son:mai K.G ki ladkiyon ko tuition padhaunga

 

[missy]

You mean awful right?

He means awfully awesome!

just wanted to bump this thread!

 

[nevesirth]

ok.....................

 

[piXie]

ok.....................

 

[Pure Purple]

Sardar In art gallery..
Sardar:Is bhayanak tasveer ko aap modern art kehte hai.
Dealer:Tum zayada deemag mat lagao.Ghar jao.ye Aaina hai.

 

[Innocent Soul]

Please someone post any jokes :X. I want to laugh imsad.

 

[Pure Purple]

lijiye aap ke liye paish hai..

;D;D


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[Innocent Soul]

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:Alhumdill

 

[Endymion]

 

[Pure Purple]

^
LOL LOL LOL...............just wait and watch.
ab to pic upload karungi...........
is par to ko reps milna chahiye..
par nahi de sakti.:hmm:

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

You have a higher res for this pic? It can act as my profile pic on fb.

 

[Endymion]

Forun rep points do werna :raging:







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