Urdu Latife (Urdu Jokes)

[Periwinkle18]

^ omg pathan and sardar jee jokes again!!!

buh this ones funny ;D

 

[Snowflake]

^lol thanks those anda and sardar jokes cheered me up

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got this on eid


kaash tu mera bakra hota
to mein tujhko ghaas khilata
peyar se tere seengh hilata
aur poochta 'pagal kaun?'
to tu bolta 'meinnnnn meinnnn'

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aik zabbardast jhagralu aurat apne shohar par baras rahi thi
woh bechara maskeen surat banaye chup chaap betha hua tha
biw boli ja rahi thi, 'tum insan ho ya chooha ho?'
shohar aajzi se bola, 'Begum mein insaan hoon. Agar chooha hota to tum is waqt thar thar kaanp rahi hoti.'


^lol so true

 

[Periwinkle18]

 

[TrueStranger]

LOL! kae wo Obama ka shakal ha? ;D

 

[Periwinkle18]

LOL! kae wo Obama ka shakal ha?

haha maynay note nai kia tha ab hansi arahe hai ;D

 

[TrueStranger]

haha maynay note nai kia tha ab hansi arahe hai ;D

Are you asking me if I'm laughing at your joke? I guess both the joke and the picture of Obama with a wig.

Jee ha, kia aap wo lateefa khud likha hai?

P.S. Maaf keejiye, mayra Urdu bhot acha nahi hai.

 

[Periwinkle18]

naiii fb say copy ki thee

its k meri bhe itni achi nai hai

 

[Al-bint]

salaam alaikum!

don't know much jokes but would like to share some auto/bus shairi:

"BMW ka baap,
Nissan ka nana!
Yeh Auto chala rha hai,
Raju deewana!"

one more:

"Dil do ek ko,
kisi neik ko.
Yeh cake nai hai,
jo diya jaye har ek ko!"

hope you find them funny!

wasalaam!

 

[Endymion]

 

[Periwinkle18]

 

[Snowflake]

iska keya matlab hai? mujhe to kuch aur hi shak par raha hai :uuh:

 

[Periwinkle18]

Afridi beat up few fans when they hurt his daughter

OMG he beat up some fans thts for messing with pathans

 

[Snowflake]

You can understand if you've read this:
http://www.espncricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/558490.html

Afridi beat up few fans when they hurt his daughter. So the ^Image reads... Bob marley, aur hum na maarein?
Bob can beat, but we can't.

Oh ok, thanks! I didn't even know who the cricketer guy was.

 

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