AsalamuAlaykum,
wasup brothers? (muzzy&Minzy)
The sky.
urm...how ya get rid of nits?
There's this special cream/mousse thing.
And if that doesn't work, you could always use my favourite solution:
neva goin on hol agen!!
I can feel em reproducin...
Argh!!
btw H&S dint work lol
The above will succeed where all others fail.
Note: You must be comfortable with baldness and potential third-degree burns.
Nawal89 said:
I havent been here in ages....
I don't blame you.
Only joking.
Meh, so-so. World Affairs is a female dog, but what's new?
Theres a dead crab at the bottom of my pool. Can i still swim in it or is it now toxic? Its nasty i tell you.
Remove the crab with a big stick and um... pump plenty of chlorine in to the pool.
And what do i do when ppl keep begging for my money which i have but dont want to give? (keep in mind they dont understand the word no)
wassalam
Just walk off. Alternatively, you could slap them, but that's actually a crime.
Kittygyal said:
salam.
where is Minaz gone?
w.salam
To the barbers.
how's your Ramdhan going && also how's your baboons??
Alhumdulillah, Ramadhan's going okay. And I have baboons?! :?
+*Glacier*+ said:
waddyu do wen derz a spida in ur rum n u cant sleep at nyt
Trap it under a paper cup and chuck it out the window. Or you could just turn off the light and use the tried and true childhood survival mechanism: 'If I can't see it, it's not there!'
AsIaN_qUeEn said:
jeez does this thread still exist
Ramadan Mubarak to you, too.
Fishman said:
What do you do if:
Your non-Muslim father say that kufis are for girls?
You ask in the Cyber Counselling forum so that Muezzin, that insensitive little evil clown, doesn't offend you.
Your friend says he copyrighted his name and demands money each time you say it?
Send him my reading list for Intellectual Property Law and see if he still thinks the same.
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