Right Ho! Paradise...Now what?

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^^^ nope they dont look cool...they look cute...lol jk... im sick of this thread... its like...no offence but sorta dumb questions are asked on this by athiests and stuff... its like asking... would u want to eat worms or doritos? wait why would i want doritos when they are sharp, and besides u dont get angry while eating them, why would u want to watch rush hour 3 and eat doritos when u can eat yummy wiggly *disgusting myself* WORMS!?



*sigh*

some things in life that arent supposed to be here, just make others mad, but when madness comes, its coming from something that also shouldnt be here, close to fire, but what turns out fire? water, so when you make wudu, the thing that shouldnt be here...wont be here..now the other things that shoudnt be here... allah will deal with them...
 
i read the last part of my post and it doesnt even make sense to me...






oh now i get it...lol jk
 
One thing, and Ive prolly mentioned this before. But Beer is provided in both Christian and islamic interpretations of heaven.


This is great news, cos i Like beer in A Bun Dance, but given an eternity of drinking it, surely it would be a bit dull and start to taste a bit same-old-same-old.
 
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^NO NOT BEER in Islaam

Its Alcohol that wont even intoxicate u but u give u PLEASURE

Get the facts right
 
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barney said:
One thing, and Ive prolly mentioned this before. But Beer is provided in both Christian and islamic interpretations of heaven.


This is great news, cos i Like beer in A Bun Dance, but given an eternity of drinking it, surely it would be a bit dull and start to taste a bit same-old-same-old.
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Well you could ask God for cherry coke if you really want to. Or anything for that matter.

But you gotta get there first, matey! :D
 
AhLÄÄM said:
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^NO NOT BEER in Islaam

Its Alcohol that wont even intoxicate u but u give u PLEASURE

Get the facts right
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Apologies. I diddnt know that it was non alchoholic beer served.
Have you got any surah or hadeeth about this by the way?
 
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As to the Righteous, they shall drink of a Cup (of Wine) mixed with Kafur
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[Suran Insaan [76] Verse 5]

And they will be given to drink there of a Cup (of Wine) mixed with Zanjabil,-
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[Surah Insaan [76] Verse 17]

[And can] the parable of the paradise which the God-conscious are promised [a paradise] wherein there are rivers of water which time does not corrupt, and rivers of milk the taste whereof never alters, and rivers of wine delightful to those who drink it, and rivers of honey of all impurity cleansed, and the enjoyment of all the fruits [of their good deeds] and of forgiveness from their Sustainer -: can this [parable of paradise] be likened unto [the parable of the recompense of] such as are to abide in the fire and be given waters of burning despair to drink, so that it will tear their bowels asunder?
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[Surah Muhammad [47] Verse 15]

They will be given a drink of pure wine whereon the seal [of God] will have been set,
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[Surah Mutaffifeen [83] Verse 25]
 
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Sorry it was wine, my mistake;

A similitude of the Garden which those who keep their duty (to Allah) are promised: Therein are rivers of water unpolluted, and rivers of milk whereof the flavour changeth not, and rivers of wine delicious to the drinkers, and rivers of clear-run honey; therein for them is every kind of fruit, with pardon from their Lord. (Are those who enjoy all this) like those who are immortal in the Fire and are given boiling water to drink so that it teareth their bowels?
[Qur'aan, 47:15]
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Truly the Righteous will be in Bliss:
On Thrones (of Dignity) will they command a sight (of all things):
You will recognize in their faces the brightness of bliss.
Their thirst will be slaked with Pure Wine sealed:
[Qur'aan, 83:22-25]
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ranma1/2 said:
Hell now hell sounds cool.

Great heating,
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yep your face will look like a piece of distorted flab when the heats been exposed to you, till it turns to ashes and then nothing

BBQ every night,
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yep your the one whos going to be barbequed, i hope you enjoy being eaten

rock n roll and more.
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yep your heads going to be smashed on rocks and your body rolled on spikes

he he he...
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i knew you were crazy, but now you proved it
 
Cheers for the links. It dosnt say anything about the alcohol content in it.
Is the non-alcohol bit Islamic juriprudence?

Oh, BTW, I dont think your scaring Ranma and i dont think you will. :D
 
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Cheers for the links. It dosnt say anything about the alcohol content in it.
Is the non-alcohol bit Islamic juriprudence?

Oh, BTW, I dont think your scaring Ranma and i dont think you will. :D
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lol i wasnt trying to scare him, i just didnt like his mocking the concept of heaven or hell.

its not fear or desire that leads to belief. guidance is from Allaah....
 
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IbnAbdulHakim said:
lol i wasnt trying to scare him, i just didnt like his mocking the concept of heaven or hell.

its not fear or desire that leads to belief. its abstaining from evil and reaching out towards good..
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I think both me and him abstain from evil and we reach towards good. But we beleive around 0.00% of scripture is true. How can this be?

Also although we may be lightheartedly prodding a skeptical stick at Heaven and Hell concept, simply reiterating heavens benifits and hells punishments are totally ineffective.
Personally I dont need a you-tube video of hell or a first hand Tourism report fom someone who had spent a short-break weekend there to the 4th hells Furnaceland funpark. i do however need a decent explaination of how hell can exist, why it exists and how it fits into a merciful and benevolent Gods makeup.
 
barney i take back the statement i made,

i contemplated over some of the reverts to islaam during the life of Muhammad sallallahi alaihi wasallaam and realised they lead a very sinful life and yet were guided.

Guidance is from Allaah, thats all i can say :)
 
Meh, sorry. I should have been more specific.
I diddnt mean "Because it says so in the Koran", to me that is just something exists because the thing that tells you it exists says it exists!

I meant ,"and the sub atomic particals that we have found that may have travelled from the farthest reaches of the universe from around the time of the big bang show traces of being exposed to a temperature which is exactly 69 times hotter than earthly fire" (The temperature of hellfire), or something like. "A parallel universe that may contain hell has been debated , based on the positioning of a Black Hole near to the Mormon Deitys planet of Kolob". (im not making this bit up...their god does live on a planet).
 
IbnAbdulHakim said:
barney i take back the statement i made,

i contemplated over some of the reverts to islaam during the life of Muhammad sallallahi alaihi wasallaam and realised they lead a very sinful life and yet were guided.

Guidance is from Allaah, thats all i can say :)
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okiely dokiley. :)
 
Quick question.
When it's said that in paradise you can pretty much fulfil all your desires, does our current conciousness pass over and we keep our desires. For example if I really enjoy drinking chocolate milkshakes and driving, will I be able to remember that and have them in paradise.
Or is it a feeling of general contentment, or perhaps a new conciousness with new desires?
 
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