Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[aamirsaab]

^ hahaha looool!

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What is faith?

Faith is basically the same thing as hope. But this question is far too serious for this thread.

and if u can change the title to soemthing else would it be ...
Muezzin and Aamirsaab: Masters of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

OR

Muezzin: Master of Might , Magic and Monday Mornings

lol

No plans to change the thread title. It's staying as it is.

did Minaz quit? lol

No, he went on vacation. Again.

and wat does Aamirsaab mean?

Read this:

aamir is a name.

saab is a middle class car.

Yes that is true. But, the word: aamirsaab actually means aamir bhai.

All of the eastern half of Asia belongs to me! Hah! What do you think of that, 'Muezzin' and 'Minaz'?!!?!?!?

Pretty cool. But, I must digress, after conquering half of Japan with Liu Bu on dynasty warriors, I got bored of Asia (wasn't anything left to look at after I destroyed it ) and set my eyes on something closer to home: halo 3

Edit:

Why do some people commit suicide

I have no idea. I haven't done any research on suicide so don't know. My guess is that they are fed up with life and simply give up. They feel no value of their own life so they take it. Really, all they need is to play halo.

 

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:salamext:

Why do some people commit suicide?

forgot about me again??

 

[sevgi]

sori..wats aamir BHAi..


i dno the second term..

excuse my ignorance. u can delete this post after u reply if u like...

 

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:salamext:

Bhai = brother (in urdu)

 

[sevgi]

forgot about me again??

he was digressing...

 

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:salamext:

Hope ur kool

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?

WassalamuAlaykum

 

[Pen Marks]

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

 

[truemuslim]

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail? hew

WassalamuAlaykum

 

[aamirsaab]

:salamext:

Hope ur kool

Woman, I'm beyond cool. I'm ice cooooooold.

- What is 1+1 ? Why?!

Window. Because I said so.

- Hot chocolate or Tea? And Why?

Hot chocolate. Looks funnier on a t shirt.

- Blue contacts or green contacts? And Why?

Bah, contacts are for n00bs. Real men wear T3h 5p3c5!

AssalamuAlaykum

Why am I addicted to Ready-Salted Hula Hoops and Milky Bar? Is there a support group available for people like me?

You are a clone of me. Which is much weirder than it sounds.

Whats really at the end of a rainbow?

Noone knows. But muezzin might.

Why is it that the heart hurts? Like why not the kidneys?
WassalamuAlaykum

The kidneys can hurt, if a ninja kicks shanks you. Head hurts because you clearly are using it for the first time.

i hav math test tommorow, wats a good way of gettin a good grade and not gettin scared *don't say study cuz i'v beeen doing that for the past three days

Any answer I give you now will be pointless. So I'll write these two sentences to patronise you instead.

How come people vacuem ants?
and how come everyone is in the UK?

What ants?!
Everyone is from the uk because, obviously, the Uk is just another word for the world. Oh and then we have that little thing called the middle east but it's ok, they aren't important.

AssalamuAlaykum

I just had a two-hour exam but I finished it in half an hour...Am I crazy? Am I gonna fail? hew

WassalamuAlaykum

Unfortunately, I have not mastered the ability to see into the future. Right now, I can barely see 1 second ahead of me.

Next.

 

[barney]

Has anybody seen my keys?

 

[aamirsaab]

Has anybody seen my keys?

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

 

[barney]

Oh those were keys?

I'm terribly sorry, I ate them.

Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie?

WassalamuAlaykum

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

why cant hindu's be cool?

 

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:salamext:

Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?

 

[Re.TiReD]

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen? hew

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl?

WassalamuAlaykum

 

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Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?

Music is haraam anyway, so it's all good

 

[aamirsaab]

Arrgh! Now how am I going to play the Piano?

You could just wait a few hours. :statisfie

AssalamuAlaykum

Why are my replies in black font? lol

I seem to have lost the ability to ask pathetic questions, is that a good thing? *grin*

Yes it is a good thing. For me. Your replies are in black font because you are clearly more important than every other human being on this planet.
Sorry barney, but you are a dinosaur - it just wouldn't be fair to put you in the same league as humans.

If my friends cousin has two fish and I'm also a fish and next door's fish is related to me and there's 5 fish in the pond but one had twins and the other two had five each with 6 fishlings already, how many fish are there? Including the 3 and a half fish-fingers my bro had for brekkie?
WassalamuAlaykum

None cus after eating barney's keys I ate the fish.

why cant hindu's be cool?

I know plenty of cool hindus. But they aren't ice cold though.

:salamext:

Du u think we can get the default replies back to black font like before?

Probably, but that would require effort. And the only thing that is worth effort is $$$!

AssalamuAlaykum

If tea is called tea then why isnt Coffee called Sea?

Because the sea is called sea. Obviously. If coffee were sea, then coffee it would not be. So you see, sea is sea and coffee is coffee.

Is too much waiting bad for your health? And if yeah...like what can happen? hew

It can be bad for your health since you might get depressed. Or medically insane.

Off to the vending machine >> Snack or twirl?

WassalamuAlaykum

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