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    Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings (OP)




    Having trouble getting to school on time? Trying to tell people you hate Marmite, but just can't get through? Had enough of that pesky next-door neighbour's dog taking chunks out of your left buttock every morning?

    Fear not! Minaz and I, the Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings, are here to help!

    How are we masters, you ask? We are masters of might because Minaz goes through protein shakes like popcorn, is in top athletic form and works out everyday.

    And I do sit ups.

    We are masters of magic because we can watch those 'Behind the Magic' shows with the Masked Magician and work out how the trick is done before they tell us. Eh? Eh?

    And why are we the undisputed champions of Monday Mornings?

    Because we get up on time, all the time, every time.

    So send us your problems and we'll try our utmost to solve them. Even if we make them worse, at least you'll have a laugh.

    Let me adjust that slightly - at least WE will have a laugh.

    n.b - this thread is in Halal Fun for a reason. If you require serious advice on a topic, go to the Cyber Counselling forum.
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Muezzin View Post
    They called you 'Chicken eyes'?

    I'm sorry, but I can't help you. That's one of the funniest cusses I've ever heard.
    !
    Agreed ! Me and my cousins couldnt stop laughing, i hope to see those kids again someday inshaAllah
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    Muezzin where art thou faithful Minaz Bhai?
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    Salaam

    bro how can i stop maself frm paniking on ma drivin lessons? lol

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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    how do u know who's a hacker and who's not a hacker?
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    drivin test in 11 days, unlike every1 else i prefer to let the whole dunya know, so i can get as many dua's as possible! InshaAllah remember me in ur dua's!



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    yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? lol

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    Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy me more like lol yyyyyyyy are my posts being deleted muezzin bhai?
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    Yo bro is my avatar ok:brother:
    can i keep it or should
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    Note; plz reply soon as possible:thankyou:
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hitman View Post


    Yo bro is my avatar ok:brother:
    can i keep it or should
    i change it

    Note; plz reply soon as possible:thankyou:
    Since you asked so nicely...

    You'll really need to change it, dude. Images of humans are not allowed in avatars or sigs I'm afraid.
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    Oh plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz i got no other image
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    Not bad brov ,but with abit more style:brother:
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

    format_quote Originally Posted by Hitman View Post


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    If u insist ok then can i have a hitman symbol
    The symbol's fine, yep. Abd'Majid, that's a bit violent, mate.
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    i typed gun in google image search and a picture of micheal jackson came up... WAT THE?
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    Re: Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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    The symbol's fine, yep. Abd'Majid, that's a bit violent, mate.
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