"Behind the Scenes" of IB

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Woodrow said:
To continue with the conversation starte above.

Tilmeez: "Brother, the members are getting restless and are threatening to lynch the admins if their rep points do not go back up."

Woodrow: "Ah, but the loyal members who post on this thread will get a few reps as I give them reps for being here and understanding."

Tilmeez: "That's what I'm doing here on this thread, and soon I will be running short of the reps... No matter I will rep them in next 24 hours :)"
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Awwww... you are so kind, unc!
I wonder how many reps I will get for posting this

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Woodrow said:
Woodrow: "Ah, but the loyal members who post on this thread will get a few reps as I give them reps for being here and understanding."

Tilmeez: "That's what I'm doing here on this thread, and soon I will be running short of the reps... No matter I will rep them in next 24 hours :)"
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I wasn't even being understanding and I still got repped!
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^_^

 
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Umm ul-Shaheed said:
since when did collecting old guns, reading about the military and having an obsession with lions denote being well versed with the male brain?..
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I never said that collecting guns and so on denotes to anything in my post

Umm ul-Shaheed said:
1)where have i said i collect old guns?
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You didnt but! its not a complete fabrication by me, referring to the post

Umm ul-Shaheed said:
i think "olden day" military, eg cannons, spears etc is awesome :embarrass
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and

Umm ul-Shaheed said:
from spears and bows and arrows to today's weaponry of guns, etc
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and

Umm ul-Shaheed said:
everything seems to be stacked up
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Umm ul-Shaheed said:
2) how do you think nusaybah bint ka3ab saved the prophet, sallahalu aleyhi wa sallam's life at uhud? though her "formidable womanliness?" i think not (not to say that she, radiallahu anha, wasn't a formidable woman)...
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Its a beautiful story subhanallah and to me having that sort of courage to help a person susceptible to attack is true womanliness

Umm ul-Shaheed said:
3) lions are cool, who wouldn't be obsessed with them....
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Im sorry cheetahs are better


Ive read enough to conclude that your name wont be used ever again in any script..i'll change the name from umm ul shaheed to something else but i'll keep the character's hobbies and personality...Im just kidding :)

ok thats it!
 
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I can't believe that I never read this BRILLIANT thread before, I am now reading all the behind the scene stories from the first post, and I've been laughing so hard!

And I hope sister Charisma continues to write the next parts of her truly funny scripts!
 
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Anyone can write up a history of the MEDIA section we had on IB?
 
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brothers room the topic simply ''keyboard residue''

Guven and Rashad are in a thread and the name of that thread we cannot disclose for certain reasons....anyhow they are conversing about the state of their rooms

Guven: Bro im trying to clean my room havent done it in ages

Rashad: tell me about it mashallah our house is beautiful but walking into my room is like walking into a bombay alley

Guven: LOL yeah.....but seriously i have kebab residue from last year stuck in between my keyboard keys, its gone bright green and i dreamt one night that it was glowing in the dark

Rashad : dude thats bizarre! my keyboard probably has residue of curry but im alright i heard the chili from the curry kills bacteria...i think i read it online somewhere... i felt so reassured alhamdulilah

Abdullahii joins them

Abdullahii: shame on you too! thats nothing, my worktop is so messy the amount of moldy food on the table its like a whole new pizza topping i think there's abit of mushroom...liquidized mayo that spurted out of my tuna sandwich just yesterday i think? let me check.....yep thats right!
i also see a bit of cardamom powder.....and yellow cake and not that that kind of yellow cake.....if there was uranium present on my pc table then i wouldnt be typing so actively

Guven :ooh:

Rashad : :ooh:
 
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Talk about graphic. :P Btw, bro Rashad still owes all of the sisters repsssss! :D *cough*
 
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lol ahahahaaaaa this so funny roflmho!!!

btw i didn't even know the site went down, i went a way for a few days & when i came back there was all this talk about site going down & missing posts & reps,etc. i wonder how many posts & reps i've lost.
 
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@ Abdullahii: I don't just have curry stuck between my keyboard... I have it stuck between my teeth too. BEAT THAT! :raging: Wait... is that curry or what.. It sall green. Could be mold, could be spinach. Can't tell the difference.

Nájlá said:
You boys should really thank your mothers/sisters.
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I do. :embarrass I wake up to a messy room, come back from school to a clean one. :D


Hayaa said:
Talk about graphic. :P Btw, bro Rashad still owes all of the sisters repsssss! :D *cough*
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...Why? :exhausted What reps? :X If anything, you all owe me reps.
 
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why on earth I came to this thread before eating my dinner +o(
 
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^ too late, I lost my appetite for the dinner :hmm:
 
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''Research''

The Brothers are chilling in the brotherhood HQ when tilmeez poses a question that was burning everyone inside.

Tilmeez : whats up with the sisters i was just looking at the thread and post count of the segregated sections and the sisters section has 3 times more posts than the male section. It stand at 86,729 posts to 31,791??!

Rashad: yeah! i always wondered why this is?

Guven: There is no need to worry brothers :) they are probably compiling lots of research data on things like ''ways to save the environment'' or ''finding cures for diseases''

Abdullahii: SISTERS doing research?.....nah its too good to be true brothers,if you would allow me to explain using logic! if they are doing any scientific study it will probably be the research to produce permanent lip-gloss or a hijab tier programmable with funky styles?

ZAK: or they could just be talking about garbage for example their silly ''daily encounters''

Guven: daily encounters like ''oh my! Hiba islamic accessories have stocked in nice shoes''

Abdullahii : or? 10 sisters posting the same topic of discussion which could be ''Guess what i got a new bag''

Muezzin : These are assumption that you are making, i would laugh so loudly if all their posts are compilations of SQL database code to crack the system and abolish our section and then to impose their rules.....huh! have you guys ever thought of that!



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''The sweet disconnection''

While the brothers are trying to understand the cause of the big margin between posts....The girls are in a secret location preparing for something big ...a user will be disconnected from the forum today!

Jawhara is present today a super mod who has reached this high status by using the rhetoric ''its not fair''...........what is not fair? you may ask, her full winning sentence actually was ''its not fair all the brothers allocate one another positions as admins...super mods and so on whilst leaving us sisters out and that is out-right injustice!!''

Funky: have you done it?

Skye gossammer: im trying, just the one last C++ code then we'll run and connect hopefully no syntax errors.

Najla: so if it works one user from the brothers section will be logged out of the forum for good?

Jawhara: Thats right madamme

Najla:RIGHTEO!! HAHAHAHAHAHA.......................HAHAHAHAHA

Skye gossammer : ok we have good news and bad news the code has worked but the target is feeling sad and posted that his cat has just died ....as per requested the user was Abdullahii because of his bad remarks against US!.....what do you think girls? save or burn

Funky: BURN

Jawhara: BURN

Najla : BURN

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''Abdullahii is disconnected''
An unanimous decision was made a saddened Abdullahii was to be Executed the next bit is not for the faint-hearted it shows the poor Abdullahii being logged out :(


Rashad: brother dont worry inshallah you can always get another cat? you know

Abdullahii: Yeah i am aware of that but me and Bambii bonded so well you see....:cry::cry::cry::cry: what can i do? :cry::cry::cry:

Guven:Brother to cheer you up Chelsea have lost to blackburn rovers 3-0

Abdullahii: thanks for the efforts guys i really appreciate it....AHHH! whats happening my mouse is moving by its self..........HEY!...HEY! MY EYES! MY WEBROWSER WHATS GOING ON ...I KNEW THEY WERE TRYING TO GET ME .....HELP!......... HELP! PEOPLE!...........HELP!..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

and that was it the mission ''sweet disconnection'' was acomplished
 
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