re: "Behind the Scenes" of IB
Assalamu Alaikum
First off, lemme answer what i missed inshallah.
but sis...seriously...u need a day job;D
i like woodrow in em..hes so grumpy.
and i like har4n...he sounds fat...
wheres zak in all of this???
lol I work, I just don't get paid for it
Bro Woodrow? grumpy? nahh never!
lol @ bro h4run, I actually think he may be very thin, and probably short too,

allahu a'lem... *don't kill me if I'm totally wrong*
and bro zak...aka abu yahya (yes 'zAk' will still live on forever bro, so stop tryin!) umm well you have to really know LI to know who he is in the scripts..and that would be LI-Staff in the recent ones.
what! a small part for me i want to be in main parts and cool for letting me stay with muhammad(gotta learn stuff).. hack his account(jokes) more plz
Sabrun Jameel

, be patient ekhi
Head Admins:
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Administrators of LI (shades included of coarse):
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The SuperMods also referred to as SM's of LI:
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The Moderators, or "Orangies"
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LI Members:
Alpha Dude
Chacha_Jalebi (Br. Chacha)
H4run
**note: Characters depicted in scenes are based on real-life people in fictional situations. Attributions may be completely false and used only for humorous reasons. 'LI Scenes' does not reflect my opinion of what I think of others, except that I'm thankful they let me use them in my scripts
oh: Jazakum Allahu Khair
PART VIII-II
ROOM 1: Alpha Dude, H4run, Chacha
Chacha: Ello ello!! Whoa! Bunkbeds!
H4run: I call top bunk first!
Chacha: No way! Manz gets top bunk!
H4run: Pfft! in your dreams!
Chacha: In your lifetime!
H4run: But with the laws of gravity, chacha my friend, I predict if you sleep on top, your likelihood of falling will increase to a proportion greater than the chances of you remaining on top!
Chacha: Yes, yes…but trustful companion, if you stay on top, given your phobia of heights, the probability of you having a nightmare will increase your chances dramatically, thus we can take from the laws of gravity and the likelihood of a phobia attack, your chances of remaining on the top bunk during the night are slim to none.
Alpha Dude: :muddlehea
H4run: *hesitates* ugh, fine!
Chacha: :shade:
H4run: Darnit Chacha, you really know how to launch someone’s tear ducts! imsad
Chacha: aww I’m sorry bruv
H4run: Did you have to go and mention my phobia
Chacha: ok ok, if you really want to sleep on the top bunk you can have it.
H4run: no no, its ok…I should be the one to apol --
Alpha Dude: *sourly interrupts*
Awwww are we friends again?
Awwww… :mmokay: *goes to set up a cot*
Chacha: ^o)
H4run searches through his personal boxes.
H4run: Look what I have!! *holds up magazine*
Chacha: 
oh: OMG! NO. YOU. DON’T.
H4run: I think I do! *big grin*
Chacha: It’s the 11th unreleased silver edition of…
H4run: yes, yes!
Chacha: N4BZ (Naseeha 4 Brothers Zine)!
H4run: And look! There’s a
“Are You a True Brother” Quiz!
Chacha: Let’s take it!
H4run: Wait, lets call Alpha in here to take it with us.
Alpha walks in annoyed after being called.
Alpha: What? :mmokay:
H4run: We have a few questions to ask you…
Alpha: umm
okay??
H4run: Now answer truthfully ok?
Alpha: Ok.
Chacha: now, question one: so lets say IF me and H4run were captured by the KKK and they threatened to kill us by the end of the week unless you make the decision to save just ONE of us, which one of us would it be??
Alpha: seeing as I don’t like either of you, I’ll say neither!
H4run: but which one of us do you dislike more? *flutters lashes*
Chacha: ugh, Come on. :mmokay: Alpha, seriously…
Alpha: Ok ok..so you say I have till the end of the week to make the decision right?
H4run: yep..
Alpha: I’ll pray istikhara hahahaha…
Chacha: :glare:
H4run: Well! If you didn’t want to take the quiz you should’ve just said so!
Alpha: You didn’t tell me I was taking a quiz!
H4run: Cuz we knew you’d say no!
Alpha: So what’s the point of still doing it?
Chacha: Well it doesn’t matter now anyways…
Alpha: Lemme see that quiz *snags magazine*
Alpha: *reads* These questions are lame…
H4run: *offended* They aren’t!

oh: go ahead, ask us one

…
Alpha: ok…If chacha was being shot at, would you: (a) run in front of him and act as a shield between him and the bullets, and risk getting shot and killed, (b) run away, or (c) hide behind an object while taking pictures of the suspects with your mobile to turn in to the police…? whoa..all these violent questions…
H4run: I would (a) act as a shield!
Chacha: *teary* you would??
H4run: Yea, of course!

Chacha: 
oh: No way! I wouldn’t let you!
H4run: 
oh: Why not??
Chacha: I can’t let a brother get killed for me! I’ll push you away and take the bullet of my fate, while yelling “RUNNNN!!!!” then, as the bullet pierces through my soft flesh, I’ll recite my shahada *imagines entire scene in slow motion*
H4run: *tear forms in eye* wow
Alpha: *interrupts the brotherly moment* pffffft, yea right! ;D
Chacha: You’re just jealous of our close brotherly relationship hmph.
Alpha: and the only reason you’d die to keep him from saving you is so you can get hoorul ‘ayn ;D
H4run: *gasp* is that true chach?
Chacha: uhh..no…never! :X
H4run: LIES! I’ve been living in a relationship of lies this whole time…
Alpha: heh heh heh..now now…I wouldn’t say the whole time.
H4run: Save it! Now I know who my real friends are. I’m not talking to you anymore chacha.
Alpha: Finally some peace and quiet around here!
H4run: In fact, from now on, I’m going to hang out with my real
TRUE friend, Alpha.
Alpha: What!!? No, no, you don’t want to do that…I was kidding about the whole hoorul ‘ayn thing, really I was…:sunny:
Chacha: Who?? Alpha over me?? What?? But, but…
H4run: I don’t wanna hear it chach! no need to be modest Alpha, I guess some people only care about having their cake and eating it too, and speaking of cake, that chocolate fudge one I made yesterday was soooooo good! Too bad I ate it all!
Chacha: You said you dropped it bringing it over!
H4run: I dropped it into my mouth and boy did it taste splendid!
Chacha: evil…
H4run: but I bet you planned to eat cake with your jannah wives innit

…
Chacha: yes! Yes, I did! And what are you going to do about it??
H4run: Nothing, cuz you probably need them anyways….heard your last proposal was rejected AGAIN!
Chacha: I don’t know what you’re talking about…
H4run: righttt…you mean you forgot about the niqaabi down the street huh??
Chacha: *blushing* I didn’t propose…
H4run: Then what were you doing inside her house drinking tea with her father the other day…
Chacha: I was just passing my salaams to her father…inside his house…he's an old man! he needed company...
H4run: oh you mean you were sucking up to him, right??
Chacha: lies! stop twisting my words around…
H4run: You don’t even drink tea! And how did he know that you were Oxford material if you weren’t bragging about it??
Alpha: Children, children, please…now why are you letting something that hasn’t even happened change your relationship?? I told you these quizzes are stupid…
Chacha and H4run stop to think for a moment
H4run: You’re the one that mentioned hurul ‘ayn
Alpha: I was merely pointing out the obvious
Chacha: if it was so obvious, did you have to point it out?? I mean are you calling us slow or something??
Alpha: No..
H4run: uh huh..
Alpha: …maybe…kinda…a little? :X I was just having a little fun ok? imsad!
H4run: Yea, with our emotions!
Chacha: *lets out a big disappointed sigh*
Alpha: *tries to be reassuring* Come on now, I was just kidding…
Chacha: *shakes head in disappointment* I thought you were bigger than that Alph *puts hand on Alpha’s shoulder*…but I guess I was wrong.
Alpha: *feels guilty…in fact, so guilty that its eating him up inside, but no one really cares cuz what he did was wrong, yes WRONG…if this were a movie you’d be hearing his thoughts going WHYYYYYY!!!..ok I’ll stop emphasizing now..just settin the mood ya know…* guys…
Chacha: No, no. I think we should just call it a night for now…come on H4run *both walk away*
Alpha: imsad
*
“There’s a Hero” (linked from
here) blasts in the background somehow*
(yes, this is an ‘aww’ moment)
fi aman allah
w'salaam