Best place on the internet! IB Town!

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Somebody Stop me!
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Okay okay okay.

Terrible News Bulletin coming up.

Best place on the internet is about to get even bester.

All those who were hitherto hired are now fired.

Over and out.
 
Tilmeez's post reminds me of the time that I ate a note in high school to avoid having the teacher read it. I tore into pieces and ate the pieces.

It was a bit dry going down, but otherwise not bad. Could have used some gravy though.
 
Riham said:
Okay okay okay.

Terrible News Bulletin coming up.

Best place on the internet is about to get even bester.

All those who were hitherto hired are now fired.

Over and out.
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Fired? What is that? New spy?

I am still in the middle of prairie with Woodrow´s miniature horse and you think to leave me here?

Want back to civilization!

Or then I really need to find soy sauce.

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Let's consider this thread is closed.
I'm sure this thread will be one of the threads which will be sent to bin without giving any consideration :X


IBLeaks:

They have summoned the sweepers to come in and execute mass cleaning plans. IB towners may keep a close watch on their post counts so that at the end of the day they can easily calculate loss of their posts.
 
Tilmeez said:
Let's consider this thread is closed.
I'm sure this thread will be one of the threads which will be sent to bin without giving any consideration :X


IBLeaks:

They have summoned the sweepers to come in and execute mass cleaning plans. IB towners may keep a close watch on their post counts so that at the end of the day they can easily calculate loss of their posts.
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Do what you like. Brother Ardianto just sended me bottle of soy sauce and Just A Guy is coming by ufo rescue me.

Unfortunately you have to explain to Uncle Woodrow whre one his miniature horse is.

;D Good luck with this.
 
Flaminator accidentally falls on the Thread Closed button. Whoops!!!



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Flaminator sends secret message Admiral Til: Mission Accomplished. Everybody fired. IB Towners sent to the moon.

Highly melodramatic movie "IB Town" comes to a sad close. PoW must be glad.

Fade out.
 
Riham said:

Flaminator sends secret message Admiral Til: Mission Accomplished. Everybody fired. IB Towners sent to the moon.
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it doesn't sounds like my room... where m i..??
*yawning* what ever it be.. will see later...!!
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*post credit scene*

Hey, everyone I finally found the.... where did everyone go?

*crickets*

Looks like I'm the new mayor around here...
 
And horse was tasty. I have always believed that moon is made by cheese. :p

 
Moon Town Crier: Everybody who has been fired to the moon your utmost attention pleaaaaaaaaaase. Clears throat. Ahem. A new IB town has been created and all IB towners are advised never to panic. Especially Muslims. Muslims never never panic. Okay. Now we have a new advertisement. We have just got plenty of job opportunities. I hereby read to you the new ad:

Wanted on the Moon: IB Towners with Superb Imagination.

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must not hurtle through space to go back to Earth.

2. Mother tongue should not be English but Nonsense. Other dialects such as Gibberish, Hogwash and Chatter are acceptable.

3. Must be willing to go to planets like Mars, Pluto and Uranus to do dawah.

4. Must have zero sense of humor.

5. Must be able to write ABCD and count to 10.

6. Must be able to adapt to all circumstances and dangers, especially from spy operations conducted by Admiral Till and his Merry Gang. They are UNSTOPPABLE. Repeat... they are unstoppable. Flaminator tried to stop them but it made matters worse. So never blame Flaminator for anything.

7. Must be able to beat around the bush.

8. Anyone who can satisfy even one eligibility requirement will instantly be hired. Moon-inians are very generous employers. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Over and out..
 
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Riham said:
Moon Town Crier: Everybody who has been fired to the moon your utmost attention pleaaaaaaaaaase. Clears throat. Ahem. A new IB town has been created and all IB towners are advised never to panic. Especially Muslims. Muslims never never panic. Okay. Now we have a new advertisement. We have just got plenty of job opportunities. I hereby read to you the new ad:

Wanted on the Moon: IB Towners with Superb Imagination.

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must not hurtle through space to go back to Earth.

2. Mother tongue should not be English but Nonsense. Other dialects such as Gibberish, Hogwash and Chatter are acceptable.

3. Must be willing to go to planets like Mars, Pluto and Uranus to do dawah.

4. Must have zero sense of humor.

5. Must be able to write ABCD and count to 10.

6. Must be able to adapt to all circumstances and dangers, especially from spy operations conducted by Admiral Till and his Merry Gang. They are UNSTOPPABLE. Repeat... they are unstoppable. Flaminator tried to stop them but it made matters worse. So never blame Flaminator for anything.

7. Must be able to beat around the bush.

8. Anyone who can satisfy even one eligibility requirement will instantly be hired. Moon-inians are very generous employers. Equal Opportunity Employer.

Over and out..
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Accept..............................................
 
I don't think I'm qualified to be town crier. Can I be in charge of the Bring Out The Dead cart?
 
Futuwwa said:
I don't think I'm qualified to be town crier. Can I be in charge of the Bring Out The Dead cart?
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Sure. Head on to Planet Pluto immediately and find out what caused the death of that planet and made it a star instead.

Take the Master Magician Harb with you in case you need to transform other planets into moons and moons into stars. I recommend they all be transformed into nuggets. But I'll let Harb decide.

Best of luck!!!
 
Riham said:
Flaminator walks stealthily across the street in IB Town. Wonders why it's deserted. Must invite some geeky members to join the club.

Decides to place an ad.

Advertisement

Wanted! Members for IB Town!

Eligibility requirements:

1. Must suffer from attacks of boredom.
2. Must be geeky... or somewhere close to geeky. Can negotiate on this part.
3. Must have ideas to cheer IB towners up.
4. Must be a human being.
5. Must be able to type.

Benefits of joining:

To be determined.
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phew thank God i aint human, what boring species!
 
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