Kendo | Sword fighting

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darkbro said:
Nah, you are actually just lived much longer than me

You look like a 60 yr old sheikh [emoji13]
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No. If you marry a young wife, you stay young. You know, there's that saying: "you're only as old as the..."

I don't want to complete it.

Those who know it will know it.
 
Huzaifah ibn Adam said:
No. If you marry a young wife, you stay young. You know, there's that saying: "you're only as old as the..."

I don't want to complete it.

Those who know it will know it.
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Lol.

I dont know it, dont want to know it, and probably will never know it.

But it does explain who you are
 
I had to Google it myself..

I lol'd

...southpaw for sure.


it's over 9000!!

:|
 
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darkbro said:
Lol.

I dont know it, dont want to know it, and probably will never know it.

But it does explain who you are
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Oh well, I'll have to tell you since you want to know so badly:

"Only as old as the girl you feel..."

You've forced my hand. Made me post it despite it being impolite. This is on you.
 
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Now go along and get married, you hear? I don't want to hear you speak about staying a bachelor for life and things like that. We don't go with that kind of stuff.
 
I'd like to start a clan...Cuz it is fun.. where we are trained in sword fighting and great in perception and use of strategies.

This whole world is a chessgame! Take 1 step ahead of your enemy! Move your pawns with Tawheed! Dive into death with pleasure and courage. (without being negligent and suicidal - none can fool Allah)

In shaa' Allah I said nothing wrong.................. I'd like to battle in Jannah.............. With my empires and troops with excellent sword fighting skills.......
 
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Kiro said:
wswrb

if you want to use dual style than you should user a shorter blade in one hand.
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I want to slash through my opponent smoothly like water, and with ease.

"you want to dance?"
 
Huzaifah ibn Adam said:
Why're you making it a south paw thing...
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..because that didn't sound right :p

but I know better than to give chase.. I'm politically correct..

I also keep tripping over my own molehills.

the defendant pleads not guilty.... yur'onher

:|
 
M.I.A. said:
..because that didn't sound right :p

:|
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Aha. So anything that doesn't sound right or that isn't right is a left-handed thing? Thus, by implication, all left-handed people are by default guilty and in need of being imprisoned and/or given the death penalty and put on death row. Capital punishment all the way.

Is that it?
 
Serinity said:
I want to slash through my opponent smoothly like water, and with ease.
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There's a lot more hacking involved in real life. Have you ever slaughtered and cut up animals? I have experience in that. There's some hacking to do even with sheep and goats, and human bones are thicker. So unless you have one of those miraculously sharp katanas, you'll have to do a lot of hacking and chopping, and all in all it's a lot more bloody than what it's made to look like in your favourite shows.
 
Huzaifah ibn Adam said:
There's a lot more hacking involved in real life. Have you ever slaughtered and cut up animals? I have experience in that. There's some hacking to do even with sheep and goats, and human bones are thicker. So unless you have one of those miraculously sharp katanas, you'll have to do a lot of hacking and chopping, and all in all it's a lot more bloody than what it's made to look like in your favourite shows.
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More blood makes it more lively... Is that too far? Or I could just go with a quick sharp cut, or design a thrusting sword, that shreds!

I've never slaughtered an animal. But in Jannah, I want to engage in live combat............. Front line, solo style, dual sword..... as I cut through my opponents on the battlefield and destroy their frontlines, defence, and invade their Empire solo style............ With 3 katanas!

The more warriors my way, the better and more lively it gets! :D


And as I hawk through the enemy's battle formation and rain down explosives of clay.... "art is an explosion!"
 
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Huzaifah ibn Adam said:
Aha. So anything that doesn't sound right or that isn't right is a left-handed thing? Thus, by implication, all left-handed people are by default guilty and in need of being imprisoned and/or given the death penalty and put on death row. Capital punishment all the way.

Is that it?
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..Maybe in a different time..

today's world is far from black and white.

my anthills seem insurmountable.
 
Serinity said:
More blood makes it more lively... Is that too far? Or I could just go with a quick sharp cut, or design a thrusting sword, that shreds!

I've never slaughtered an animal. But in Jannah, I want to engage in live combat............. Front line, solo style, dual sword..... as I cut through my opponents on the battlefield and destroy their frontlines, defence, and invade their Empire solo style............ With 3 katanas!

The more warriors my way, the better and more lively it gets! :D


And as I hawk through the enemy's battle formation and rain down explosives of clay.... "art is an explosion!"
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I like that idea.
 
Huzaifah ibn Adam said:
Now go along and get married, you hear? I don't want to hear you speak about staying a bachelor for life and things like that. We don't go with that kind of stuff.
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A random person on the internet wont pull me back from my adventure towards holiness..

I'm too young and too asexual to think about marriage [emoji14]
 

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