Kids Say The Funniest Thingz #

[Pk_#2]

this is also a funny thing the kid above me says. :hiding:

:skeleton:

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My baby learnt how to fly :wub: now he poops everywhere :embarrass

 

[ژاله]

Probably 17.

If so, we would make excellent friends. B-)

lol i think he was 4 when he said that. he doesnt say such things anymore. but i have a three year old cousin who says even funnier things. you can be friends with him though:statisfie

 

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Too bad you cut out the last bit of your text

 

[Cabdullahi]

When i was a kid i used to play my way out of trouble especially with the bullies

but i used to annoy teachers,dinner ladies....

 

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I wasn't a very sweet kid..
Once a couple of 17/18 yr old girls were pulling my cheeks and I got so annoyed that I slapped one of 'em <_<
But it wasn't my fault! I was in a bad mood :|

 

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

i can remember one of my cousin saying that he wanted to become a ''helicopter'' instead of a ''pilot'';D he was only about 4 yrs, now hez a married man with a cute smart son:statisfie... then another one was writing an esasy and was describing himself being sick saying ''i was sick as ''cow'' so i ''knock'' a pill & went to bed'';D;Dhe was only about 9 yrs then..now hez a first yr student at the Univ. of Madinah:statisfie

 

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Helicopter! LOL
I wonder what his son wants to be ;D

 

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

Helicopter! LOL
I wonder what his son wants to be ;D

his son wants to go study in saudi as my big bro & cuz:statisfie, masha'Allah hez a clever kid only 2.5 yrs old:statisfie

 

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Awwww ♥
Must have taken after the mum

 

[☆ღUmm Uthmanღ☆]

loooooool, taken after his uncles, lol

 

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What about his aunt? ;D

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

this video's pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dDPwtQPGIY

 

[Danah]

^ lol
I liked him when he said to the other: "say Ameen", Bless them :statisfie

 

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this video's pretty funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dDPwtQPGIY

aww... ;D
But this guy is WAY cuter!
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RZfzwqyulUA[/MEDIA]

:wub: I already told his sis I'm gonna kidnap him :wub: :wub:

 

[Ummu Sufyaan]

my niece once asked her mum what religion (her mum's) friend was. so she asks: "mum, is she Muslim or Christmas."

 

[Caller الداعي]

i was teaching teaching the kids about aqeedah and i said Allah has no sons no daughters no mum no dad no sisters or brothers!
so one of the kids said ' so is Allah happy '?
i didnt knw wat to say

 

[nightingale]

Two little talks I remember...

My 5 year old son crossed over the prayer mat when I was praying. After I finished, I told him, he shouldn't walk in front of anybody if they are praying, so he became serious and asked me, "Is it because we might step on Allah?"

Another time, I was putting him to bed. He started playing with my mobile in the dark. I asked him if he has my mobile, and he said No. Then I told him, if he starts lying as a joke, he will not get a house in the center of Jannah, and when he visits me in my house in the center of Jannah, he too will wish for a house like that. Then he replied "I will drive you out of your house and stay in that house"

 

[kamran javed]

- "Are you enganged?"

- "Can I get sacrificed?" :X

- "Are you a dad?"

I am just a single . what about urs.

 

[Raaina]

One day there was this little kid asking for money,
and he said, Baji, allah will give you a beautiful son like a beautiful moon.

I couldn't help but laugh! It was so cute!

 

[czgibson]

Greetings,

A seven-year old boy who I teach was telling me about a family reunion he was going to that weekend:

"And my auntie and uncle will be there, and my cousins, my grandma and grandpa, and my great-grandad who farted in the Second World War!"

You can see what he was trying to say...

Peace