Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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omg truemuslim :muddlehea
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan :D

why r we all talking about dying? and killing.....:muddlehea
 
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why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)

why do people fear death?


Are you dead?


If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding!!
 
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how does one become a 'fun' parent...its been on my mind for the past few minutes...perhaps u cud guide me oh masters?
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One per kid. Groovy.

truemuslim said:
Do you think this vid is a load of bull?? http://youtube.com/watch?v=U0xfWYvwLO8 lol
It is indeed.

Unless they named the bull Tupac.

are you a chess nerd? (its not a good thing to be a nerd...let alone a ches nerd..)
Crappy chess player, but I am arguably a nerd.

Don't you ever get annoyed/bored of these dumb questions, or of this boring thread people come to when they're out of tylenol and nothin good is on tv?
I'm not even going to touch that one.

Hizbul_Aziz said:
How come ive been gone for a while?
Aliens?

JσℓιєFℓєυя said:
Whoah. Cool name.

AssalamuAlaykum
Walaikum asalaam.

How can one be a master of a Monday Morning?
By getting up on time, all the time, EVERY time.

Or by owning shares in Nescafe.

Is it just me or is the weather like REALLY freaky nowadays?
The weather's not freaky. This guy is freaky:

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But he's also the Hunchback of Notre Dame.

Why do we feel a little glum when we get older? Hmm
We lose our senses of sight and hearing as we get older. Why should our sense of humour be any different?

What do you say to a glum chum?
"Cheer up, Chuck. At least you're not bald."

Will my keyboard survive being coated with ketchup?
As long as you don't try to eat them. Those microchips aren't from McCain's. Ho-ho-ho... yes, that was bad, put the rotten veggies away.

I knocked a kid down with the vaccum, will I lose my license?
Nah, but if you actually suck one into the vacuum, I heard you get three points.

On the Dow Jones.

Fishman said:
Why do people use those weird letters and symbols in their names?
Why does Arnold own a pizza shop?

Serene said:
Muezzin - why has admin bro ghurabah left fisabeelillah forums?
Maybe Arnold delivered him a pizza.

truemuslim said:
did muezzin die? did minaz kill him? was aamirsaab behind this whole thing?
Find out next week - same bat-time, same bat-channel!

Sahabiyaat said:
omg truemuslim
reading ur signiture i thought u realli meant ur going......like dying. dont scare ppl like that!!!!

muezzin isnt dead.Hes giving the adhaan
Yes, yes, to Obi-Wan you listen! The cave. Remember your failure at the cave!

Sorry, Yoda moment.

why r we all talking about dying? and killing
Beware of the dark side. Anger, fear, aggression. The dark side of the Force are they.

Sorry. I need to check my midichlorian count.

truemuslim said:
why cant people tell my gender? (btw sis ima sistaaaa hehe)
He. He. Or indeed, she she.

why do people fear death?
Because they've never seen Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey.

Are you dead?
Possibly.

If u dont reply to this within 12 hours, it means your dead ...ohhh god forbid! im just kidding
Er...

Next!
 
so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see :p

when was the last time u made duas?



when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

when was the last time u were honest...period?
 
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why is it SO hot today:exhausted i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy :enough!: lol.
 
OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)
 
I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????:coolious::coolalien
 
Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???
 
:salamext:

Will u offer me a job on this thread?
How much will you pay me per hour?
Any bonuses?
How about a free gym pass?
 
o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??
Why Are You guys late with replying?
is This Normal?
where is The manager ?
Who is The Manager ??
 
Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...:p
 

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