Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

so you want me to laugh like "she she" ??
wow lol ok then people would think im sayin something ELSE , try it and u'll see

when was the last time u made duas?

Today.

when was the last time u were honest about when you made duas?

Today.

when was the last time u were honest...period?

Three years ago.

That's a lie, you understand.

why is it SO hot today:exhausted i couldnt even roll my sleeves up at the untied muslims convention today because the segregation was SOOO badddddd!!!!

why do ppl organise events where 3000 ppl r squished together in a marquee for 50 ppl ?

whyyyyyyy :enough!: lol.

Embrace your inner sardine. Only then can you accept your outer tin can.

OOH Goody! I just found this thread and it looks like loads of fun!

How do I deal with this hot weather I am working in? (work on an Air Base in Kuwait, Temp: 126 degrees)

Replace your ceiling fan with this handy dandy chunk of white.

Why are Jalapeno's sooo tastyy :-[

Because verily Allah is the best creator.

u didnt answer my questions...wait did i have any?

You had questions?

I'm i the only 1 who thinks the jokers laugh is fantastic!?....do you want to know how i got these scars????:coolious::coolalien

Why Didnt I know What The Hell was Goin On in This Thread Till Now???

It's a global conspiracy involving lizards, the royal family and Roger Rabbit. It's the only possible explanation.

Are you thhnking what im thinking?

Yes. I, too, am always thinking of cake.

Soo Is This Thread Still Alive Or Not ???

Scalpel.

Tin foil.

Tuna sandwich.

Lightning bolt.

IT LIVES!

Who Knows? I asked a question and have not received an awnser yet!

Hey, put it this way, we're faster than Amazon.com.

:salamext:

Will u offer me a job on this thread?

No.

How much will you pay me per hour?

If we hired you, which we won't, you'd be paid in potatoes.

Any bonuses?

More potatoes.

How about a free gym pass?[/COLOR]

How about a free potato peeler?

o yeah that reminds Me Can I work Here too ??

We are no longer recruiting. Spuds are so expensive these days.

Why Are You guys late with replying?

We have lives.

is This Normal?

As normal as this thread gets. But to shake things up a bit, here's a sock monkey.

where is The manager ?

This is he.

Who is The Manager ??

He is me.

where did u guys go?
y arent u answering any questions?

All those pizzas won't eat themselves.

Me tinkz d bredrinz got a lyf....which answers everyones question of where are the thread 'runners'...

I'd throw you a spud if it wouldn't break my monitor.

:salamext:

Have u gone to get married !! oh:

I'm not going to dignify that with a response.

But Batman is.

Anyway, bit of a public announcement for all contributors to this thread.

This topic has kind of deviated from its original premise, which was a comedy agony aunt sort of thing, where members would submit problems for us to solve in a light-hearted manner.

It was not intended for random questions like 'What is your favourite colour?', 'What does blue taste like?' and 'What, in your opinion, is the best way to spank a monkey?' Though we've answered such questions, technically they're spamming.

So er... any more like that will be deleted. Sorry. That's just how we roll.

Now, let's transform the way we post and roll out!

Next!

 

[Nájlá]

i have a problem.

what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.

 

[Musaafirah]

Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..:muddlehea

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?

 

[aiyesha]

salaamz
y r u guys so weirdd
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
plzzzz help me bruvaz

 

[Re.TiReD]

I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame What shall I dooooo

 

[Zahida]

You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Muezzin]

i have a problem.

what shall i do to hate this forum???

if i dont hate this forum then i'll be spending more hour's here and i will get on ur nerves.

You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.

Why'd you make Batman reply, and why'd you put the video up..it was the funniest thing I've seen today..
Anyways..Again, I only seem to visit this thread when I'm in hysterics and haven't yet completed something which is due in less than a few days..
WHAT DO I DO??!!!
You've already shown me a tiger..I think, not sure if it worked last time..
But yeah..I don't want to do the work either..:muddlehea

** Edit..5 days later and I've passed my assessment..Woohoo..however..I now have the problem of 'THE DREADED FINAL YEAR!'..Any tips on how to pass with flying colours?

Mashallah and mubarak on passing your assessment.

As for flying colour tips... If you've got a lot of coursework this year, make the library your second home. Alternatively, if you've got a lot of exams this year, make the library your second home.

If that's too hard, get one of these:

And take it to the library.

salaamz
y r u guys so weirdd
nywyz i need help 2 srt out my hyper lyk i go random n go slappin ppl in da middle of da road
plzzzz help me bruvaz

You mean you're this guy?

Lay off the Tango.

I like donuts and I like chocolate, but donuts with a chocolate dip tastes lame What shall I dooooo

If you're boring:

If you're awesome:

If you're freakin' sweet:

You guys are mad and .................... it's not nice to laugh at others expense. Now aren't i the party pooper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's not party pooping. That's party popping.

Elle...Ess...Deeeeeeeeeeee

Next!

 

[Re.TiReD]

I has a problem.

Sometimes, I tend to think about things too much. I tend to go deep into them, how do I stop myself thinking too much :-[

And in the zoo, monkey or elephants?

 

[Musaafirah]

Hmm..Library..maybe not as we have to refer to journals mainly and they don't like textbook references much..so that's a bummer and I can always access the e-journals from home..
Thing is if I have to make anything my second home it'd have to be the lab for my research project..MUHAHAHAHA...But they won't allow me to sleep in the lab with all the contagious bugs and all..WHAT TO DO??!!!:laugh: ( i know the emoticon is apparently meant to be laughing, but imagine it's me crying..)
ALSO! I don't even know what to do with my research project yet!!
RAAAHH!!

 

[Nájlá]

You want to hate this forum?

Simply read all 80 pages' worth of my posts.

yeh i do

now i've got another problem.
the link dosnt and 80 pages is too much! :skeleton:

 

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:salamext:

Do I tell or do I stay quiet? In the next 8 months?

 

[Sahabiyaat]

just tell me now aunty jee, i wont mind


hey this thread is back in business!!

 

[Güven]

How do i get rid of thoughts of school that are haunting me , no i need serious help !

 

[Re.TiReD]

Erm....I feel empty, but I'm full. So I dont think its the hungry type of empty. Any solutions?

 

[FatimaAsSideqah]

How to stop to bite my nails? Need help! :scared:

 

[Re.TiReD]

From this:

To this:

How did it happen? :?

 

[Güven]

^LOL!!! ;D

how do you become mod ? < Serious Question

 

[Musaafirah]

Ow. Ow. Ow.
I have real bad toothache. I think one cause of the pain is a possible new wisdom tooth and the other is from an incisor.
Right at this moment in time I feel like beating everyone up. What should I do to remove these manic tendencies? Ow.

 

[Re.TiReD]

Why.

Why?

Just why do you get so upset when people do something to betray our trust? I dont mean like in a deep way, I mean just when you thought good of somebody and then they tried to deceive you. And they obviously thought they'd get away with it, but they didnt. And :exhausted

How lame.

 

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:salamext:

Have you gone out of business?