Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

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minaz said:
hey hey hey, don't let the Burberry hats and our many illegitimate kyds fool ya
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:sl: warahmatulahi wabarakatuh.

tut tut..


The woman and the man guilty of adultery or fornication,- flog each of them with a hundred stripes: Let not compassion move you in their case, in a matter prescribed by Allah, if ye believe in Allah and the Last Day: and let a party of the Believers witness their punishment. (24:02)
 
you should meet Muezzin's kyds lil wayne and jodie they're so cute!
 
sapphire said:
:omg3: i didn't know bro muezzin was married...:hmm2:
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the brother was joking :ooh:

the day he gets married the madness on LI will be eliminated.......... Not that im making any links between any slight possibility that minaz or muezzin may be linked to this madness. :aliencool
 
sapphire said:
IM JOKING MIND....i mite send the cheque one day....dont take anything too seriously.....i best shut up...soz....go abit ltp sumtyms...just kinda annoyed...ah forget it...gettin lost...
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try asking m & m for directions if your lost

my advise is go get some sleep and refrain from posting any further on LI untill you have done so. :cool2:
 
annoyed hey, please share your peronal feelings
 
I'm all out of candy, and I'm craving caramel, but I finished my latte and all caramel candies in the house... What do I do now? I need SUGAR! And let me add, my dad's banned any sweet stuff so I'm stuck...
 
u need sugar to get u away from the stress of ^^same as whats up with me???
 
ask sapphire for some, she's got plenty, especially next to her insulin shots
 
oh bro minaz havent forgotten me???interesting...yeah sis alimah...u can have as much as u like i got loadz...

take glycagon shots....oh i feel like eating chocolate.....

u donno where i live....hmmm....ill just send u a cheque like i shud be to bro minaz then u can get what u want.....
 
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i cant believeeeeee u asked for that...man u dunno how life is....be thankful u dont have it...honest...hard life....

ur funny...nice to know u have a sense off humour and just dont make urself look silly....
 
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Jazakallahu Khayr,

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Assaalamu alaikum

Excellent. (You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Muhammad again.)

What would be really mean is to not listen to their reason. Which was, in both cases, coursework.
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You're right.

Ok, In our university as you know very well, there tends to be alot of freemixing, what would be a good way to approach a bro? Bearing in mind we don't want to hurt his feelings or embarras him.
 
Muhammad said:
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Jazakallahu Khayr,

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Yes, to Muhammad you listen. The cave. Remeber your failure at the cave!

...sorry, Yoda moment. Seriously, let's try to keep this um, 'on-topic' i.e. we'll solve your problems. It's not that we want to be evil dictators (Minaz does though :p), we just don't want to bring the board to its knees with stuff that's off-topic in a thread whose very existence is already pushing it :p

Far7an said:
Ok, In our university as you know very well, there tends to be alot of freemixing, what would be a good way to approach a bro? Bearing in mind we don't want to hurt his feelings or embarras him.
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The best way would be to approach said bro at Jumu'ah, since he is working on even more stinkin' coursework. :)

I'm all out of candy, and I'm craving caramel, but I finished my latte and all caramel candies in the house... What do I do now? I need SUGAR! And let me add, my dad's banned any sweet stuff so I'm stuck...
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Breathe deeply.

Deeper.

Deeper still.

That's the spirit.

Now hold it. Hold it!

Count to twenty.

Don't pass out.

That's it...

And repeat. Getting high on oxygen is fun and at least semi-legal. :)
 
minaz said:
do you have any problems at all hajar?
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come to think of it....
next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%

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come to think of it....
next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%
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Ok here's a trick I used for my exams before the summer, well you should be allowed water bottles into your exam, so what I did was write critical stuff down on the inside of the label and restuck it. Lol and I got into University lats month just fine! So as my motto goes - "IF IT'S IN THE GAME IT'S IN THE GAME"
 
Hajar said:
come to think of it....
next week I have exams and Im already revising but still i dont think im gonna make it on time.. So tell me what is the best way to cheat on an exam.. and tell me how you guys do it.. so that it will work for a 100%

:w:
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You'll have to go back! Back... to the future!
 

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