Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

Okay, seriously, moving swiftly on...

Any other problems?

 

[Muezzin]

Ok thanks I will try that :giggling: .. but what if it doesnt work and I get caught....?

Then use the Flux Capacitor and go back in time, Doc!

 

[minaz]

lol i used it for about 90% of my exams and I got on fine

 

[minaz]

well i don't see it as cheating. I mean I see the examination process in a bad light - you spend the good part of your academic year(s) waking up early, putting on your uniform, making you sanwhiches, spending 6 hours of your day learnin (ok who am I kiddin' I never did the whole 6 let a lone 2!) hoppin on the crammed bus with smokers in the back (ooo I don't half miss the smell of nicatine) and then all you can show for it in the end is a 60minute exam. If that paper turns out to be rubbish for ya then you loose. Lol ppl have used the old cliche "your cheating youself Minaz", but frankly I don't care there are more important things I should be worried about in this world (including split ends). At the end of the day I'm in uni (sure my course is full of extremely intelligent ppl) but I got in none the less, and more importantly I didn't hurt anyone nore commit a crime on my process gettin here (lol i can sleep sound as a baby at night). So yeh if you don't wanna cheat then don't, but if you do then good on you stand up for yourself!

 

[Genius]

I haven't read the 224 posts in this thread, but i can safely say; Minaz and Muezzin are the rockingest dudes on this forum, all you others are lame, hang your heads in shame, go find a cave stay and do dhikr or something.

 

[Shadow]

all you others are lame, hang your heads in shame, go find a cave stay and do dhikr or something.

i took that personnaly brother:beard:

 

[Muezzin]

i took that personnaly brother:beard:

That is quite simply the best smiley I have ever seen.

I haven't read the 224 posts in this thread, but i can safely say; Minaz and Muezzin are the rockingest dudes on this forum, all you others are lame, hang your heads in shame, go find a cave stay and do dhikr or something.

Jazakallah khier Bro. Here's the rep points I promised to pay you for saying that.

Star Wars is getting old. Time to quit the Jedi stuff

Poppycock! Star Wars is timeless!

 

[MinAhlilHadeeth]

Ok ok here's my problem. Bro minaz is picking on me on another thread, bro muezzin what should i do? (i'm not talking 2 u minaz!!!)
and no beating up a tramp is not the solution
:rose:

 

[aamirsaab]

Muezzin'd probably say beat up minaz. or better yet, he'd do it himself. but he's lazy so he would probly send me in. It's a hard-knock life for us guys in the ghetto.

 

[Muezzin]

Ok ok here's my problem. Bro minaz is picking on me on another thread, bro muezzin what should i do? (i'm not talking 2 u minaz!!!)
and no beating up a tramp is not the solution
:rose:

Send him to me and I'll in turn send him screaming in my choice of potential wives for him.

Muezzin'd probably say beat up minaz. or better yet, he'd do it himself. but he's lazy so he would probly send me in. It's a hard-knock life for us guys in the ghetto.

You cleanin' those hubcaps or do you like gettin' capped? Straight up.

 

[Ameeratul Layl]

okay agony aunts.....how do i get a palace?:giggling:

 

[Muezzin]

okay agony aunts.....how do i get a palace?:giggling:

Marry Prince William after converting him to Islam.

Stay the heck away from Harry though - he's a tad nutty.

p.s. if this plan works, you will forward Minaz's name and my own to the Royal Family so that we may get our own 'Time-share' deals in Balmoral as it were.

 

[Ameeratul Layl]

Marry Prince William after converting him to Islam.

Stay the heck away from Harry though - he's a tad nutty.

p.s. if this plan works, you will forward Minaz's name and my own to the Royal Family so that we may get our own 'Time-share' deals in Balmoral as it were.

Someone pass me a bucket, Im going to vomit!!!

Ewww....William....no way!!!!


U can be my butlers.....:giggling: Thats the closest ull get to have ur name on a royal paper.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

 

[Muezzin]

Someone pass me a bucket, Im going to vomit!!!

Ewww....William....no way!!!!


U can be my butlers.....:giggling: Thats the closest ull get to have ur name on a royal paper.:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

Wait a minute. That'd make Camilla my mother-in-law.

Aw HELL no!

 

[Muezzin]

Ewww....see wat I mean bro:giggling: :giggling: :giggling:

So? Advise bro!!!Im waiting....

Well... I bet Toys R Us will have some sort of Christmas discount on Barbie's Dream Palace or something.

*raises eyebrow*

I can do that too! And make my ears wiggle! It's sooo cool, I'm telling ya.. hey waitaminute, come back!

 

[Ameeratul Layl]

Well... I bet Toys R Us will have some sort of Christmas discount on Barbie's Dream Palace or something.

This aint no dream bro....Im serious. Plus! I DONT want barbies dream palace. I want MY palace!!!

*Who wants to sit in barbies rubbishy old palace. she is a fake -plastic...stinky- plastic- thing anyway*

 

[Muezzin]

This aint no dream bro....Im serious. Plus! I DONT want barbies dream palace. I want MY palace!!!

*Who wants to sit in barbies rubbishy old palace. she is a fake -plastic...stinky- plastic- thing anyway*

Well, you can make your own castle with these

Failing that, buy stock in Heinz, wait for a few years, then maybe you'll have amassed enough to buy your very own Taj Mahal-rivalling piece of architecture.

In Kent, mind.

 

[Muezzin]

Failing that, buy stock in Heinz, wait for a few years, then maybe you'll have amassed enough to buy your very own Taj Mahal-rivalling piece of architecture.

In Kent, mind.

Omg.....ur being horrid.

*evil side merges*

HOW DARE U!!!!

*evil side fades away*

Arent u going to hlp ur little sis?:embarrass

Oh, okay since you asked so nicely.

That one sister was saying earlier that they're having a kangaroo problem in Australian farms. So, arm yourself to the teeth, go to Australia, and work as a professional bounty hunter. You'll make a killing - in both senses of the word.

 

[S_87]

how does one stop themsevles being called weird?

 

[Muezzin]

how does one stop themsevles being called weird?

Stop being a weirdo.

Only joking. Just ignore those bozos. They probably wouldn't know originality if it sat on their face in bright pink pantaloons.

Omg...I cant hurt kangroos for my 'dream' palace.

I wudnt even hurt a fly

No problem. I've always wanted to hunt kangaroo. With my bare hands. :blind: