Problem 1: I have 2 pens in my hand a black one and a blue one. I'll need to choose one of these pens to write my CV. Now am stuck they are both pretty and i duno which one to choose. Help!
Use the computer you're typing with.
Or write it in blood. That, my sister, is dedication that employers from the medical and accounting professions will probably completely recognise and encourage, respectively.
Problem 2: I want a kitten but mum won't let me have one. How do i persuade my mum to let me get a kitten?
Artfully conceal a speaker under her pillow that repeteadly chants 'aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cute, aww, kittens are cheap'.
Alternatively, artfully nag 'Can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now can I have a kitten now' until you receive the baby feline.
Alternatively, buy a stuffed kitten. Plush rather than taxidermy, but whatever strokes your whiskers.
problem 3: My blog is empty and I duno what to put on it. How can i come up with things to write about?
You could just blatantly lie.
Hey, it worked for
James Frey.
problem 4: No ones given me reps for day How do i make people here give me reps everyday?
You give reps where they're deserved, and you say things deserving of reps yourself.
That is the first part of Learning to Be Awesome.
Next!
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