Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

Maybe because Muezz and minaz arent here, they gone to do some more research on how to answer our "some" typical questions ;D so yeah!

 

[Muezzin]

to turn the tv lolz i dun think tht cn happen

In my day, every television had an off button. And it was made of wood.

n anotha ques whts gyrating??

I could give you a dictionary definition, but I'd rather gyrate.

Did you say a thousand gold guinea for gyrating like that? sure.. the electricfloor might just be what the doctor ordered, when do we get started?

^o)

and do you know if this has any side effects on the boogers?

Electrified floor + mucus = hilarity

I want to wake up tomorrow with the middle eastern version of PS installed on my PC and an amazing ability to use it and use it well :skeleton:

I want to know if I look like Santa Claus to you.

Lol awesome thread...I have a problem also , can you fix mine too ?;D

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one.

The second step is telling us what it is.

I need some good excuses on why I could not do my homework.

You could always say the homework ate your dog.

This thread isnt functioning since more than a month now!! WHY??:mmokay:

There are many reasons, mostly to do with eating.

Maybe because Muezz and minaz arent here, they gone to do some more research on how to answer our "some" typical questions ;D so yeah!

If by 'research' you mean 'sunbathing in the bahamas'... you'd be wrong.

Next!

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

The first step to solving a problem is to admit you have one.

The second step is telling us what it is.


If by 'research' you mean 'sunbathing in the bahamas'... you'd be wrong.

Next!

LOL sorry okay my problem is i want a Kitten, but i dont know how to look after one properly yet, because im getting one very soon InshaAllaah lol, do you have any tips on how i could look after my kitten for when i get it? LOL sorry if dont make sense :\

By research i meant reading geeky books and stuff, but if Sunbathing counts then yeah So yeah......

Lol you say yes as if we are in a audition lol and you didnt like mine and you said next ......so yeah Indeee

 

[Muezzin]

LOL sorry okay my problem is i want a Kitten, but i dont know how to look after one properly yet, because im getting one very soon InshaAllaah lol, do you have any tips on how i could look after my kitten for when i get it?

If you were lame, you might ask someone who owns a kitten, or pet shop staff, or read a book about the subject or research on the Internet.

But you're not lame. You're awesome.

And you know how awesome people learn to take care of animals?

That's how.

LOL sorry if dont make sense :\

I make less sense than you, ergo you must pay me money. All leading accountants agree.

Of course, none of that is true.

Except the bit about paying me money.

By research i meant reading geeky books and stuff, but if Sunbathing counts then yeah So yeah......

If you get a book about the beach, then read it on the beach, something sparkly might happen.

Lol you say yes as if we are in a audition lol and you didnt like mine and you said next ......so yeah Indeee

Next!

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

If you were lame, you might ask someone who owns a kitten, or pet shop staff, or read a book about the subject or research on the Internet.

But you're not lame. You're awesome.

And you know how awesome people learn to take care of animals?

That's how.


I make less sense than you, ergo you must pay me money. All leading accountants agree.

Of course, none of that is true.

Except the bit about paying me money.


If you get a book about the beach, then read it on the beach, something sparkly might happen.

Next!

That was incredibly geeky except the part when you said i am lame . . . .

Oh well Indeedy we should all smile no matter what indeedy!!!

So yeah, and i hope thou art chillaxing in ze beautiful Bahamas and eating pineapple juice or even Coconut juice, thats what people usually do in the bahamas right? or is that Hawaaii? :-\
Which ever i hope i made sense :-\

So yeah

 

[Muezzin]

That was incredibly geeky except the part when you said i am lame . . . .

I never called you lame. I called you awesome.

Oh well Indeedy we should all smile no matter what indeedy!!!

So yeah, and i hope thou art chillaxing in ze beautiful Bahamas and eating pineapple juice or even Coconut juice, thats what people usually do in the bahamas right? or is that Hawaaii? :-\
Which ever i hope i made sense :-\

So yeah

I will never be in a position to eat pineapple juice.

But I will always be in a position to do this:

Next!

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

^lol thats well geeky that picture :-\

LOL what is that person doing? is that them games they use these days? xbox, placestation or some other geeky game thing lol :-\

 

[Ramadhan]

Were you on vacation?

You took long leave of absence.

 

['Abd Al-Maajid]

I have a question. How to mod a Playstation 3?

 

[Ali_008]

How to stop procastination?

 

[Asiyah3]

How can I make myself succeed in the exam I'll have in two month? Insha'Allah.

 

[Ğħαrєєвαħ]

lol its gonna be hard answering all ur questions :-\ Good luck the "Answer-er"

 

[tango92]

how do i get the slc to hurry up my maintanence grant application?

 

[IbnAbdulHakim]

bro wat u do when u kno lifes alrite but everyone else doesnt agree?

}WHAT DO YOU DO?

 

[Muezzin]

^lol thats well geeky that picture :-\

LOL what is that person doing? is that them games they use these days? xbox, placestation or some other geeky game thing lol :-\

He's either playing or having a Wii.

Were you on vacation?

I wish.

You took long leave of absence.

I like to call it 'skiving'.

I have a question. How to mod a Playstation 3?

Do I look like a criminal to you?

Don't answer that.

How to stop procastination?

Stop it tomorrow.

How can I make myself succeed in the exam I'll have in two month? Insha'Allah.

Considering that you must have sat that exam by the time of this belated reply, you might consider time travel.

lol its gonna be hard answering all ur questions :-\ Good luck the "Answer-er"

how do i get the slc to hurry up my maintanence grant application?

You have two options:

a) Be patient.

b) Eat a bike.

bro wat u do when u kno lifes alrite but everyone else doesnt agree?

}WHAT DO YOU DO?

Turn up your nose, put one foot before the other and say:

Next!

 

[Hayaa]

How can I learn to be independent of the Internet?

 

[جوري]

where did you find my old psychiatry professor? he was lost the day after I made him show us how tardive dyskinesia presents.. he was so boring and we thought this would spice things up a bit but he was never seen nor heard from again after that day..

 

[Muezzin]

How can I learn to be independent of the Internet?

Is this like a Zen koan?

If so, the answer is 'To get to the other side'.

If not, my instant solution for everything is 'Go and beat up a tramp'.

where did you find my old psychiatry professor? he was lost the day after I made him show us how tardive dyskinesia presents.. he was so boring and we thought this would spice things up a bit but he was never seen nor heard from again after that day..

He may well have decided to build himself a swimming pool filled with treacle, as he appears to be pictured here in a sepia haze that is somehow delicious.

Next!

P.s.* I humbly request all regular readers check out Story Writing Contest Entries for 2010 and vote for the story they think is the best. All the entries are, as they say, full of awesome.

*or should that be P.N. for Post-'Next!'

 

[Ramadhan]

where's your side-kick Minas?

Where has he gone?

 

[جوري]

He may well have decided to build himself a swimming pool filled with treacle, as he appears to be pictured here in a sepia haze that is somehow delicious.

what name does he go by now? I called him 'the boring man' for so long we all forgot what his real name was.. just in case I happen to run into him I don't want to end up saying ''wassup yo''.