Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muezzin]

y do ppl tht r born into islam take islam 4 granted...

Because why has a long tail.

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[Muezzin]

i didnt get tht.....:rollseyes

Neither did I when I first heard it at the tender age of seven. Then I realised it's what an adult says when they don't know the answer

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[piXie]

r u guyz brothers or bothers?

 

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r u guyz brothers or bothers?

Both!!!! lolz:giggling: ;D

 

[Muezzin]

r u guyz brothers or bothers?

We're brothers in Islam, but not brothers in biology.

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[Bittersteel]

.. you're the dude who thinks alot women cheat on their husbands. Right?

yes.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/05/17/mccartney.split/index.html

 

[nafy]

Salaamz

y dus everyfin have 2 be so harddddddddddddddddddddddddd :'(

w/salaamz

 

[Muezzin]

Salaamz

y dus everyfin have 2 be so harddddddddddddddddddddddddd :'(

w/salaamz

Could you be more... specific?

Emir Aziz, c'mon, this ain't Heat magazine or some other such crappy gossip-monger for bored housewives. Let's keep celebrity rubbish out of this thread.

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[Sister_6038]

Indeed I do.

Hatsheput, you do perplex me.

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perplex...eloquent indeed...

 

[Muezzin]

perplex...eloquent indeed...

I'm also rather eclectic.

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[Sister_6038]

Why not selective?

ok then *swiftly moving on*

TV licence to be or not to be?

 

[Muezzin]

Why not selective?

But if I was selective, you'd be rejected.

TV licence to be or not to be?

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY IT!

...or you'll get sent to prison where you get to watch it for free.

Hang about...

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[Muezzin]

Just for the record, I was not asking you to marry me ffended:

Ho-ho.

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[Sister_6038]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PAY IT!

...or you'll get sent to prison where you get to watch it for free.

Hang about...

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depends whether im feeling lucky or not....haha!!!

 

[Muezzin]

depends whether im feeling lucky or not....haha!!!

If you're feeling that lucky, enter the Lottery. Don't worry if it's haram to gamble, if you win just send it to me, I don't mind.

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[Sister_6038]

If you're feeling that lucky, enter the Lottery. Don't worry if it's haram to gamble, if you win just send it to me, I don't mind.

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what do you mean if?? should i be offended or is that you just being ironic....??? and if i ever did blindly step into the corner shop and erm fill out the lottery thingie and gave it to the erm shopkeeper dude or dudette (hey no sexism here!!) and i did well erm yeah i wouldnt give it to you no worries...because all of that £5.00 would go towards to my bus fare home...thats how expensive it is to get from the corner shop to my house hahaha!!! oh yeh do you think its fair if i demand to pay a reduced bus fare if the bus turns up late?

 

[Muezzin]

This is what you wrote:

oh yeh do you think its fair if i demand to pay a reduced bus fare if the bus turns up late?

This is what I read:

Blah blah blah blah I'm whining blah blah blah about buses blah blah

This is what I say:

Just walk. Like me.

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[Sister_6038]

This is what you wrote:



This is what I read:

Blah blah blah blah I'm whining blah blah blah about buses blah blah

This is what I say:

Just walk. Like me.

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hmm looks like you need to look up irony and sarcasm bro...it will do you the world of good ;D ;D yeh mon!!!

 

[Muezzin]

Quite.

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[Hijaabi22]

Wens Aalimah And Bro Majid Bak?