Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[The Ruler]

salam.

where is MInaz??

w.salam

proly lost in de middle o nower :?

hmm...bro muzi why do you have problems with reading text speak when in the 'slang lingo' thread you did type it and i guess you read it too right??

 

[afriend2]

Salaam,

Where is my PFC? I think Muezzin and Minaz should pitch in and buy me some...cos I got my Stats GCSE back and I got an A mashAllah!

Oh yeah...and everyone please make du'a that my coming GCSEs go well to! JazakAllah in advance
Wassalam eace:

 

[Fishman]

What would happen if I ate LI?

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do peeps say to me that am stubborn!!!!!!! :'(

w.salam

 

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Why do people come up with the most weird question ever?!

 

[Fishman]

Is actually the Terminator in disguise?

 

[The Ruler]

u got ne tips 4 basketball games??

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why isn't Muzzy answering?
w.salam

 

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He's probably too busy trying to take overthe world....

 

[Muezzin]

Salaam

am i goin mental? lol

w/salaam

Is the sky peeling away like the layers of an onion?

If so, you're fine, that's what everyone sees.

At least that's what I've heard.

Dear Muezzin and Minaz,

I know a masha allah amazing German chick, and I would like to marry her. My mum however refuses, and wishes me to marry inside my culture, what should I do?

The only way around this without lying to your mother involves either eloping or your future bride wearing brown face paint and speaking with an Indo-Pakistani accent. I hope you've got a lot of Goodness Gracious Me episodes to show her.

And if you're not Asian, how do you explain this picture...?

Yours truly, with lots of love...

Save your love for Gertrude, man.

Why the children can't communicate with their parents

Because tantrums never get old. Ask any teenager!

salam.

where is MInaz??

Standing atop the clocktower and doing Tarzan impressions.

Well, he might be.

hmm...bro muzi why do you have problems with reading text speak when in the 'slang lingo' thread you did type it and i guess you read it too right??

I can read it, I just think it makes people sound stupid. I only know one person who sounds... not-stupid when they use text speak. But they're the exception, not the rule.

Salaam,

Where is my PFC? I think Muezzin and Minaz should pitch in and buy me some...cos I got my Stats GCSE back and I got an A mashAllah!

What's a PFC? Does it involve chicken?

Oh yeah...and everyone please make du'a that my coming GCSEs go well to! JazakAllah in advance

Will do inshallah.

What would happen if I ate LI?

You'd cause a paradox that propels you into the consciousness of the universe. Still, there's always Snickers.

salam.
why do peeps say to me that am stubborn!!!!!!!

Maybe you are strong-willed.

Why do people come up with the most weird question ever?!

They think I'm being paid for this, maybe.

Is actually the Terminator in disguise?

Did he say he'd be back?

u got ne tips 4 basketball games??

Use your hands, grow tall, become black.

Hey, it works for boxing.

salam.
why isn't Muzzy answering?

I'm on a perma-tea break. Minus tea.

Next!

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
can i take over Minaz Job pleaseeeeeeeeeee?
w.salam

 

[Muezzin]

salam.
can i take over Minaz Job pleaseeeeeeeeeee?
w.salam

Nope.

You can however donate generously to the 'Bring Back Minaz' fund*

Next!

*all proceeds will be transferred by direct debit to, well, me. Don't let that put you off.

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
okay i will donate but will you let me take over Mizy's Job??
w.salam

*STOP BEING GREEDY FOR OTHER PEOPLES MONEY THATS IT YOUR DONE ME GONNA CALL 999!*

 

[afriend2]

What's a PFC? Does it involve chicken?

Salaam,

Don't you get PFC in Leicster? :uuh: And it stands for Perfect Fried Chicken....it's better than KFC because it's halaal!

Wassalam eace:

 

[piXie]

how do u get motto to go on a diet, and sukoo to go off a diet ?

 

[Kittygyal]

salam.
why do "some" people copy me for ?? :X
w.salam

 

[Tania]

salam.
why do "some" people copy me for ?? :X
w.salam

i think the whole copy thing began with a fat mouse, your cat is fat and from here was only a small step :giggling:

 

[Kittygyal]

i think the whole copy thing began with a fat mouse, your cat is fat and from here was only a small step :giggling:

salam.
what!!! ffended: ffended: ffended:
w.salam

 

[Tania]

I didn't want to ffended: i just like the two avatars:

 

[Kittygyal]

I didn't want to ffended: i just like the two avatars:

salam.
okay forgive && forget inshallah

Question Muzzy: where are most of the people from LI gone? :rollseyes
w.salam