Muezzin and Minaz: Masters of Might, Magic and Monday Mornings

[Muslim Knight]

Okay, given the circumstances;

1. Abu Kassim traveled 25 miles from his home while in junub
2. My plastic ruler measured up 15 cm yesterday, 2 cm longer at midnight and 3 cm shorter as of today
3. A fly got into the camel's eye

Pop quiz, who owns the zebra?

 

[Tania]

What it means 'junub' :?

 

[aamirsaab]

its really boring what to do?

Sleep.

You're alive!

But I thought I left you in the clutches of my giant squid! >.<!!!

Muezzin ate your squid.

Okay, given the circumstances;

1. Abu Kassim traveled 25 miles from his home while in junub
2. My plastic ruler measured up 15 cm yesterday, 2 cm longer at midnight and 3 cm shorter as of today
3. A fly got into the camel's eye

Pop quiz, who owns the zebra?

Abu kassim - zebras can travel helluva fast.

What it means 'junub' :?

Junub means to be in a state of impurity. If you would like a clearer definition, I'd advise you to ask a member of the same gender since it's really embarrassing for a male to talk about this kind of stuff to a female and even to a fellow male.

Next

 

[Tania]

I thought at something for travelling:-[ because he mentioned 25 miles

If you will go in desert for a picnic what would you prefer to go upto there :a. a camel or b. a car or c. something else

 

[aamirsaab]

If you will go in desert for a picnic what would you prefer to go upto there :a. a camel or b. a car or c. something else

Probably a car since I've never traveled on camel-back. Though, I don't have a drivers licence so I'd probably have to go with c - walking.

I wouldn't actually go to the desert for a picnic.

 

[Count DeSheep]

WOW! How come you don't have your lie-sends?

If birds carry baby humans to their parents, what carries baby birds to their parents?

Which is best to have: one fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

Why do penguins march? Are they in the military?

Who was the original Barker: seals, dogs, or Bob?

P.S. If you understand the last one too well, I'll assume you're old. XP

 

[aamirsaab]

WOW! How come you don't have your lie-sends?

I have no idea what the heck you just said.

If birds carry baby humans to their parents, what carries baby birds to their parents?

Kangaroos

Which is best to have: one fish, two fish, red fish, or blue fish?

A blue fish is a dead fish. One fish is boring after a while. Go for two - one to keep your eyes entertained and the other to keep your belly entertained.

Why do penguins march? Are they in the military?

Yes. In fact penquins invented a lot of miltary tactics that you see today such as the commando roll and the belly slide (though this is only used downhills) Did you also know that they have their own martial arts? Penguin style or the waddle if you're a simpleton. Penguins are also expert marksmen - have you ever seen any army take on penguins? No? That's because the penguins capped them way before they had a chance.

Who was the original Barker: seals, dogs, or Bob?

Probably Bob.

P.S. If you understand the last one too well, I'll assume you're old. XP

Hey, i'm old enough to be your dad's fathers grandson, matey!

 

[Count DeSheep]

Hey, i'm old enough to be your dad's fathers grandson, matey!

I answer that with:

I have no idea what the heck you just said.

In any case, I'll ignore your age 'cause of the burger. Where's it from, anywho?

 

[aamirsaab]

Where's it from, anywho?

I typed in halaal burger on google image search and this very nice specimen turned up on page 1. It does look rather fetching, I must say.

 

[Count DeSheep]

Halaal Burger...Is that like the alternate version of Good Burger, off of All That? XP

 

[H4RUN]

Would Muhammad ali whoop bruce lee in a boxing contest, cos' as he said no 1 can lick him, the only way he'd get licked was if he was a postage stamp
Or would Bruce's 'WAAAAAAATAAAAAA' sorry bad use of an onomatopoeia wat was i sayin..yeh Bruces speed out do Ali, even though he floated like a butterfly:thumbs_up

ps. propa questions that propa people in a propa world wana know

 

[SUMMAYAH]

'i'm gonna tell u something that u dont wanna hear...................'

Why?
why do people say that?

 

[aamirsaab]

Halaal Burger...Is that like the alternate version of Good Burger, off of All That? XP

It could very well be. I'm unsure if halaal burger is actually trademarked. If it is then there is a posibility of me getting sued. However, since i'm A) a student and B) skint, I don't think anyone would want to issue a lawsuit against me. Ah the joy of being unemployed.

Would Muhammad ali whoop bruce lee in a boxing contest, cos' as he said no 1 can lick him, the only way he'd get licked was if he was a postage stamp
Or would Bruce's 'WAAAAAAATAAAAAA' sorry bad use of an onomatopoeia wat was i sayin..yeh Bruces speed out do Ali, even though he floated like a butterfly:thumbs_up

ps. propa questions that propa people in a propa world wana know

Well first of all bruce lee is actually dead, so it'd be a no contest. However, zombie/undead bruce lee would easily take out Mr Ali on the sole basis that Bruce Lee has nunchuku.

'i'm gonna tell u something that u dont wanna hear...................'

Why?
why do people say that?

Because sometimes people just suck.

 

[H4RUN]

Well first of all bruce lee is actually dead, so it'd be a no contest. However, zombie/undead bruce lee would easily take out Mr Ali on the sole basis that Bruce Lee has nunchuku.
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i clearly said in a boxing contest wen was the last time you saw anyone using nunchuks in a boxing match lol i've seen bitten ears, broken teeth, broken cheek bones, broken noses, but not nunchuks in a boxing match

Nunchuku are fabulouslyridiculouslyfantastic:thumbs_up i broke mine

 

[aamirsaab]

i clearly said in a boxing contest wen was the last time you saw anyone using nunchuks in a boxing match lol i've seen bitten ears, broken teeth, broken cheek bones, broken noses, but not nunchuks in a boxing match

Nunchuku are fabulouslyridiculouslyfantastic:thumbs_up i broke mine

You also said bruce lee was involved, and everyone knows bruce lee has a pair of nunchuku surgically attached to his pants.

''Waaataaaa''

 

[Al_Imaan]

would u rather travel on a kangaroo or donkey....

 

[Count DeSheep]

Inspired by the above post, I must ask:

Travel through the desert on a horse with no name, or through the swamp on a name with no horse?

 

[aamirsaab]

would u rather travel on a kangaroo or donkey....

Donkey. Unless of course this is one really big kangaroo - big enough for me to sit in it's pouch and not actually weigh it down.

Inspired by the above post, I must ask:

Travel through the desert on a horse with no name, or through the swamp on a name with no horse?

Well, the last dude I saw travel in a swamp with his horse, called artax, was a bacha named atreyu. His horse got sucked into the swamp, so that's a definate no no.

"Artax, you can travel through blistering winds and scorched deserts with ease but when it comes to mud, you're freaking hopeless"

I wouldn't mind traveling in a desert on horseback though. Would certainly be a different experience. Though, aren't you supposed to travel on camel-back?

 

[H4RUN]

do u think you wood smak crak and wallop the horses tooth with a nunchuku if it was in dear pain because of its teeth?

 

[Count DeSheep]

I wouldn't mind traveling in a desert on horseback though. Would certainly be a different experience. Though, aren't you supposed to travel on camel-back?

Common misconception. It's the camel that rides on your back. Unless, of course, you know how to be assertive. Them camels are a bunch of bullies. >.<

My next questions:
Pancakes or waffles?
French Fries or Freedom Fries?
Is it Kath-lick or Kath-All-Like?
Po-tay-toe or toe-may-ter?